Cheaper Than Flowers

Valentine's Day is a cash grab. We all know it, we all acknowledge it, but we still need to spend enough money to ensure the other 27 nights of February are doghouse-free. Jewelry is expensive and cliché. Flowers are expensive and disposable. Poetry though... poetry is forever. This collection of poems from The Daily Travesty is an inexpensive, one-of-a-kind gift that your exes will keep returning to you year after year, making it a perennial romantic gesture. Inside you will find poems ranging from silly to tasteless, ensuring countless laughs from the men in your life and at least a few minutes of disappointed silence from the recipient.