Books by Derrick Johnson

Watching sports and they say that a professional athlete used a banned substance, "Deer Spray!" What in the heck is deer spray, and how do you get it? Do you think there is some country dude in the woods, following a deer with an empty jug, talking about, "you gotta stop and pee sometime!"

My Club: I really want to open a gentlemen club that is healthy and contains at least three of the major food groups: fiber, fruits and vegetables. I will call it: Muffins, melons and onions. Confucius say: Spinning car rims makes dumb dog and dumb blonde chase non-moving car.

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