Books by Eric Hendrixson

Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected childmolester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is stillstruggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population.Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an appleand a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcasefull of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth.When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals theirluggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruitgirlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As hisgirlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of thebucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, whohappens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.