Books by James Alexander

Includes over thirty-five creative and intricate designs that feature original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations. In this book, each page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Baggy Vag' laid over therapeutic, mandala and nature inspired patterns.

THE LEGEND OF CLOUDS follows the fortunes and failings of a late 60s Rock group, through the highs and lows of the music business ........... This book is based on true events......... all persons appearing in this work are who they are said to be. any resemblance to real famous people, living or dead, is entirely intentional, so brace yourselves for a ride through Rocky territory, encountering escapades with DAVID BOWIE, PAUL McCARTNEY, JIMI HENDRIX, JETHRO TULL, JIM MORRISON, ELP, YES, BRIAN EPSTEIN, ROBERT STIGWOOD, FREE, TASTE, PINK FLOYD, to name but a few, as the lads seek fame, fortune, only to find that all that glitters is not gold.......

Colour away your frustration with over thirty-five delightful and vulgar phrases you wish you'd said out loud. Each single-sided page includes such tension-busting phrases as, 'Seriously, Bitch?' and 'Oh look ...

Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappensWARNING contains seriously colourful language!