Books by Kerrie Noor

Shell-shocked from a night of everlasting labour, Sheryl cannot muster a "coo" let alone feel anything. Will she ever find her maternal mojo again?Sheryl and Steven have always longed for a baby however, nine months of yoga doesn't guarantee a smooth birth, and Sheryl returns home with the maternal feelings of a clay brick. Steven tries to reassure her, but living next door to her mother has squashed Sheryl's confidence. Sheryl's mother is as critical as a gymnastics judge and Sheryl can't even get up in the morning, let alone decide on a name for her daughter.Steven finds a home, miles from anywhere, and persuades Sheryl it's for the best. Sheryl, lonely with all day to ponder retreats into depression.Until that is, her mother needs her help...Will her mother forgive the daughter who ruthlessly ripped her granddaughter from her like a wax job? And if she does, will helping her mother rekindle Sheryl's maternal instincts or squash her like yesterday's tomato?Three Angry Women And A Baby is the fourth book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like real-life sagas that make you laugh, then buy Three Angry Women And A Baby today.

Agnes and Lesley, a couple "on more than a break", fight it out on the pantomime stage, will they swallow their pride and work together or ruin the panto for good?Agnus has played the lead in the local pantomime for years now, in her sixties, she is desperate for one last chance to don her thigh boots. Lesley wants her to "hang up her suspenders for good" and grow old quietly. She is fed up constantly pandering to her other half's ego. When the lead is given to a much younger woman, Lesley has hope, and pictures a romantic holiday, until Angus accepts a small comic role. Lesley in a rage leaves her partner for good...vowing never to see her again, until she is offered a funnier part. Lesley, seizing the chance to out-funny Agnus jumps at the chance. Will the two women collide, or will performing together rekindle their love?Panto Boy is the second novella in the Diva Diaries series, laugh-a-minute farces set in Scottish amateur dramatics. If you like stories that put a smile on your face, buy Panto Boy today.

Derek wants freedom from the pantomime, George the director and his mother. His mother, however, is determined her son will be the greatest dame-ever and as she holds the purse strings George must obey.George befriends Charlie the writer and Deloris the costume designer. Together they create a costume and a part that has Derek running for his life until the mother finds out then it is George who is running for his life.A Dame Called Derek is a romantic comedy with no age limits, a laugh a minute farce set in the world of Scottish amateur dramatics. There are romances, comic setups, and fire, of epic proportion with an ending that will intrigue, entertain and have you giggling in your socks.

Mavis and Lumpy are getting married, but they can't agree on anything. Will they learn to compromise, or will they break up over the size of their wedding cake?Mavis and Lumpy argue over everything from the venue to the size of the paper plates, and when Lumpy befriends the local Indian restaurant, their relationship spirals out of control. Mavis's sister arrives to "sort things out". She wins over Lumpy with hilarious budget ideas that would have Scrooge tap dancing. Mavis wants to tap dance on her sister's head and is on the verge of throwing it all away when her mother dies.With a funeral befitting a sitcom, sibling rivalry on par with a Shakespearean tragedy, and a dying mother's impossible wish; Mavis and Lumpy's relationship crumbles like a burnt chapatti.Will the funeral be the final straw for Mavis and Lumpy, or is there a chance for building bridges?Four Takeaways And A Funeral is the third book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series. Buy Four Takeaways And A Funeral today and watch Mavis shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

Broke, homeless, and addicted to chocolate, will Sheryl chase her dream or remain tied to her mother's purse strings?Sheryl, on the wrong side of thirty-five, has seen better days. She lost her job, her home, and the ability to say no to her mother: a woman with as much sensitivity as a comedian.Sheryl, a soft touch, is wilting into a sea of whiskey and American Wrestling. She spends her nights rooting for Johnstone, a wrestler as believable as Die Hard Until Sheryl discovers belly dancing. Sheryl is a natural at belly dancing and dreams of performing in the sort of costume that would have her mother choking on her "you're too fat" comments. So when the wrestlers come to town, Sheryl grabs her chance. She wins tickets to the wrestling event and the opportunity to not only meet Johnstone, but belly dance. Sheryl feels hopeful, until her mother finds out. Will Sheryl grab her chance or toss her coin belt, along with her dreams, to the wind?Sheryl's Last Stand is the first in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series.Buy Sheryl's Last Stand today to watch Sheryl shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.

Nefertiti's dance classes are empty, and her performance calendar is blank. Will she rise above the ashes of a lost dream or pull the duvet over her head and hide?At one time, Nefertiti was a dancer people queued to see. Now she runs a belly dancing class in the middle of nowhere, and the numbers have dwindled. Disappointed Nefertiti turns to her partner and 'rock', but he has other plans. Dropped like a hot potato, Nefertiti feels alone until she stumbles across a bag lady with a past the locals gossip about. After fifty-five years of self-absorption, Nefertiti finds herself caring for a woman who spends her days singing off-key. Until the council steps in.Nefertiti finds herself torn between the bag lady and the council, and if she plays things the wrong way, she could lose more than her dance class.Will she save the bag lady, or will she throw in the towel to appease the council? The Downfall Of A Bellydancer is the second book in the Bellydancing and Beyond series. If you like fast-paced books that make you laugh, then you will love Kerrie Noor's wonderfully funny Bellydancing series.Buy The Downfall Of A Bellydancer today and watch Nefertiti shimmy towards a life worth getting out of bed for.