Books by Kitty Burns

If God Wanted Us to Fly He Would Have Given Us Wings! is a set of three one-act plays, all spoofing the airlines. Plays include Terminal Terror, On Hold at 30,000 Feet, and Identity Crisis.

Four people have come to the Paradise Lounge on the same night for the same reason - to kill the singer. The four do not know each other, and therefore, do not know that the others are there for the same purpose. As the singer, Cindy, is onstage for her first set, the villains discuss with their accomplices the reason and method they've devised for Cindy's death. One by one, they each set a trap in Cindy's dressing room. Cindy finishes her set and leaves the stage to change clothes for the secon

Full Length / Comedy / 4m, 3f / Int. Shannon O'Leary is on his death bed He is a multi-millionaire who knows that his family is just waiting for him to die to see who inherits his fortune. One by one the "faithful" relatives show up and circle like vultures, just waiting. Shannon knows this, but still hopes that there is at least one of them who really loves him. This rollicking farce by the author of Psycho Night at the Paradise Lounge and other plays assembles a dying multimillionaire and assorted quirky relatives and culminates in an authentic Irish wake.