Books by Kris Lillyman

Roger dreamt of one day pulling Santa's sleigh, but with him being so short there was simply no way. To make himself taller he had done all he could, but whatever he tried it just did no good! Roger The Rejected Reindeer is another brilliantly imagined children's book from the writer of 'The Twelve Months of Christmas' and 'The Orang Who Tangoed' which both kids and grown-ups will love. A magical Christmas treat packed with loads of colourful illustrations guaranteed to make any seasonal story time festively fun!

You should really see Big Des go, when he's dancing to the orang-u-tango!It's his own special version of the Argentine dance, performed in New York, London and Paris, France!The Orang Who Tangoed is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

It was nearly midnight on Christmas Eve, when Brendan saw something that few would believe... He couldn't sleep, even though he'd tried and tried, when he heard the jingling of bells coming from outside! Brendan Saves Christmas is another brilliantly imagined children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. A magical Christmas treat packed with loads of colourful illustrations guaranteed to make any seasonal story time festively fun!

On Christmas Eve Santa and Rudy are full of good cheer - but what do they do for the rest of the year? Snuggle in and gather round, everyone, For a whole lot of laughter and seasonal fun! The Twelve Months Of Christmas is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. A year-long Christmas treat packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

It was in time-travel that Jasper Johnson was really keen, so he converted his wardrobe into a time machine! This amazing invention was his pride and joy, but was only just big enough to fit one small boy. The Time Machine is another brilliantly imagined children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. This beautiful, hard cover edition is packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

When they discovered aliens had moved in next door, The neighbours nearly fell through the floor. They really didn't need very much persuasion, that there was going to be an all out alien invasion! The Aliens At Number 23 is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. This beautiful, hard cover edition is packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

As the only cow on the farm Celeste could be excused, for not knowing what she was and being confused! She could be a chicken, or a dog - or a sheep of course. Perhaps she was a pig - or maybe even a horse! The Confused Cow is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Thingamajig' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. This beautiful, hard cover edition is packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

Dave couldn't do what all dragons oughta, because whilst they breathed fire, he squirted water! The Water Dragon is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. This beautiful, hard cover edition is packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

Doug the Polar Bear wasn't born to be North Poled, as he didn't like ice and just hated the cold. He thought his life would be much more pleasing, somewhere nice and warm - and a lot less FREEZING! The Beach Bear is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. This beautiful, hard cover edition is packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

If you were to describe the Thingamajig, you'd say he's a bit like a Whatsit but not as big. Sort of a Watchamacallit but not as scary, or an Oojamaflip - but not as HAIRY! The Thingamajig is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love. This beautiful, hard cover edition is packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

Boris the reindeer was meek and mild, yet in his dreams he was brave and wild.But whenever there was danger about, you could certainly count poor Boris out!He wished he was daring and loved thrills of all sorts, like snowboarding, bungee jumping and other extreme sports, but he did not take risks and could barely summon the courage, to eat Mrs Claus' lumpy porridge!

Gruesome Gap is a haunted place full of fear and woe, heed these tales of spookiness and be sure you never go. But if you must then please take care, as many a poor soul has met their end there!It's eerie and creepy especially when dark, no birds go cheep there and no dogs bark.It's empty and spooky and as quiet as the grave, haunted by the spirits of the foolish and brave.To stay away is our best advice, or take a risk of paying the ultimate price.Another of Kris Lillyman's rib-tickling children's books, The Ghosts of Gruesome Gap is a fun, tongue-in-cheek ghost story that is guaranteed to bring thrills, chills and a chuckle to both kids and grown-ups alike.Full of humorously haunted tales, it is the perfect choice for a spooky Halloween bedtime story or a creepy camp fire yarn.Please note: Whilst this funny book is suitable for most children, it does contain mild scares, comic violence and scenes of mock horror that may upset the very young.

Kevin's so proud but doesn't want anyone to know, that his dad is really a super hero!Kevin's Dad is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'The Thingamajig' which both kids and grown-ups will love. This beautiful, hard cover edition is packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.

Jimmy's got a poodle, a bulldog and a golden retriever, plus a badger, a fox and a Canadian beaver. He's also got a rabbit, a gerbil and a hare, ss well as several cats - but it doesn't stop there!Little Jimmy Getz and His Fabulous Pets is another laugh out loud children's book from the writer of 'The Confused Cow' and 'Kevin's Dad' which both kids and grown-ups will love.Packed with loads of hilarious, zany illustrations guaranteed to make story time a giggle.