Books by Phil Porter

“This is a true story and it’s a love story. This is our love story. And the first thing I want to tell you is this: Love is not a castiron set of symptoms. Love is whatever you feel it to be.”Blink is the story of Jonah and Sophie, two introverts thrown together by grief and fate. Newly arrived in a city too busy to notice them they embark on a heartfelt romance without ever exchanging a word. Will their relationship rescue them from loneliness or are their scars too deep to heal? A sweet, off-beat romantic comedy from multi-award-winning playwright Phil Porter.

'By the gods, look what the goat dragged in by the knackers! Never did I see such a pitiful aggregation of sweat- soaked, grovelling jobbards!' General Braggadocio is a pompous and lecherous bully who makes life miserable for all around him. His enslaved concubine and a quick-thinking servant join forces in a bid to escape his household and teach him a lesson he will never forget. With the help of a randy old magistrate, a mischievous pet monkey and an imaginary visitor from Greece, they play upon the General's many vices and vanities as they attempt to regain their freedom and return home. Loosely based on Miles Glorious by Plautus, Vice Versa is a madcap, farcical, feel-good comedy from multi-award-winning playwright Phil Porter.

Titus lives with his mother Angela and Miranda. Titus obeys every rule, but Miranda wants some questions answered: would their hands really turn into claws if they had kippers for breakfast? Would she go egg-shaped if she broke an egg? When Angela goes out, Miranda sets out to prove its all lies!