Books by Phil Shaw

Bob and Roonas need work and as it happens, Rai hasarranged for them to work with a team of bounty hunters.Their target? A cargo train robber who is defeatinganyone who comes after him with what appears tobe the Sacred Tunic- Lucifer's own fighting shirt with theability to stretch and shape itself into any form!

For eons, Lucifer sought to regain power in an attempt to destroy all of existence, and now he is poised to finally succeed. Bob, Sid, and Roonas- three ordinary humans- have been tasked to lead the army of the forces of good against him and his evil hordes on his home planet of Grundar.This 184 page, full-color volume contains Sacred Pie, Chapter 26: ""Final Battle"", which chronicles the culminating war for the fate of the universe!

Now that they have reunited with their allies, Bob, Sid,and Roonas are gearing up for war. While the forcesof evil set their defenses on the planet Grundar, thearmies of good assemble on the other side of thegalaxy and plan their attack. A living, giant-tentacledplanet, legions of demons, futuristic machines of massdestruction, and Lucifer himself are trying to stop Roonas, Sid, and Bob from saving the universe.So, yeah. No pressure.

The greatest football quotations collection ever, now in its ninth edition.This compilation includes quotes from everyone Shakespeare to Suarez, Camus to Cantona, Busby to Beckham who has made an apt, pithy or comical comment about football. And not just footballers and managers either fans, pundits, groundsmen, directors and wives all get to have their say too. Every subject is covered, from tactical debates to changing lifestyles, to produce a sometimes hilarious and always thought-provoking commentary on the game. My players are always the best players in the world, even if they aren t - Jos Mourinho He was a quiet man, Eric Cantona, but he was a man of few words - David Beckham Sometimes when you aim for the stars you hit the moon - Ian Holloway

My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about seven - David BeckhamFor Tony to admit he is an alcoholic took an awful lot of bottle - Ian Wright on Tony AdamsI've been playing in a golf day for a boy seriously injured in a car accident. I had to drive like a lunatic to get here - Ray Houghton, TalkSport football pundit, on why he was late on-airReporter: What would you be if you weren't a footballer?Peter Crouch: A virgin.I've never been so certain about anything in my life. I want to be a coach. Or a manager. I'm not sure which - Phil NevilleFootballers may not be known for their profound insights, but it seems no one in the game is above a mixed metaphor or confused clich . From Harry Redknapp to Martin O'Neill, Patrice Evra to Jason McAteer, see the funny side of the beautiful game with this hilarious collection of verbal own goals. Packed full of hilarious quotes, quips and misfires from the biggest names in football, Tell Him He's Pele is a must for everyone with a sense of humour.