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Written by best-selling author, screenwriter, and producer Seth Grahame-Smith (Stephen King's It), with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan...and it just might save your life.Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in anabandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everythingis poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? Ifthe answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. Butdon't freak outjust read this book! With it you will learn how toovercome every obstacle found in scary films, including:*;How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in*;The five types of slashers and how to defeat them*; How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, andother haunted objects*; How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, andother global threats*; What to do if you did something last summer, if your cornhas children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead
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