Books by Stephen (Author) Wildish

Life is much too short to give any real amount of f*cks. You have a finite amount of f*cks, spend them wisely. This book contains the word f*ck over 44 thousand times, which is a world record**Probably, I don't give a f*ck if that's true or not and I couldn't be f*cked to count them.

Grasping how to swear is a crucial skill to any English-speaker, but it can be a tricky business. Owing to the rich and complex history of swearing, a single word can have a host of different meanings - from expressing surprise, excitement, anger, celebration, disgust or simply that you're fucked off.

Can't we all just get oolong?We are a nation of tea drinkers. 84% of Brits drink tea every day, and we get through 100 million cups daily. His complete guide to the fine art of tea includes: brewing guides for the proportionally challenged;

Have I told you I'm vegan yet?Who is this book for? It's for vegans, people who want to know about vegans, vegetarians who dabble in the dark arts of soya milk, meat-reducers and full carnivores looking to take the piss out of vegans.