Books by Tracy Bloom

The hilarious new novel from the fabulously funny Tracy Bloom!

Get ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in 30-degree heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let's wait and see…From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this is the perfect book to read on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims. Readers love No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday!'One of the funniest books I've read this year… I found myself laughing out loud… A fantasticholiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars'A laugh-out-loud romp that had me in literal stitches from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer'Five stars are really not enough for this fantastic book but in the absence of anything more I would just like to say to people reading this review "Read it, you won't regret it."' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars'A perfect holiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer'Totally enjoyable, perfect for the beach!... Loved it, made me laugh from start to finish.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars'Laugh-out-loud funny… If you are a parent this book will speak to you.' Goodreads Reviewer'Completely fabulous, utterly funny and I think something parents everywhere will really be able to relate to… Utterly hilarious, completely compelling.' Rachel's Random Reads, 5 stars

In Katy's opinion, weddings should follow some basic rules:1) No-one should ever have sex. Of course. The married couple has the rest of their lives for that, and the guests should be too busy partying.2) If you are heavily pregnant (as Katy is) you should obviously not be invited to three weddings in the space of one summer. Your husband's accident-prone best friend, your attention-seeking colleague, your 73-year-old mother's marriage to her Spanish toy boy - all without even an alcoholic drink to make them bearable.3) During the speeches, it should not be revealed that you had a secret one-night-stand with one of the other guests.4) Instead of laying bets on the length of the best man's speech, guests should not be laying bets on whether a marriage will be in ruins before the end of the meal…But this summer, Katy is lucky enough to be the special guest at the weddings that break ALL of the rules. What could possibly go wrong? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you laugh until you cry. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims. No-one makes readers laugh like Tracy Bloom!'Absolutely fabulous… I couldn't put this down and read it in about 3 hours flat… Easily my favourite book from Tracy Bloom so far.' Rachel's Random Reads, 5 stars'The title of this book grabbed my attention. It made me chuckle as it reminded me of my wedding night last month. I was so beat, dead on my feet; almost fell asleep in the shower. Needless to say, expensive hotel and new lingerie notwithstanding, sleep won. So, does anyone have sex at weddings?... Hilarious… had me laughing out loud.' A Haven for Book Lovers, 5 stars

Laugh-out-loud funny, emotional and festive This is THE Christmas read of the year without a doubt. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end. Mum ReinventedA dream family Christmas or a total nightmare? Katy and Ben are about to find out...Katys been stuck in the office away from her family so she wants it all: snow (fake or real), the Michael Bubl Christmas album, whatever it takes. Theres only one thing missing as far as her husband Ben is concerned: another baby to complete their family. But Katy isnt so sure she's ready yetBen may be playing the role of Master Elf in the pre-school nativity but he is struggling to master his own family life. With romantically-challenged friends, an ex who refuses to go away and Katy's mum's 64-year-old toyboy thrown into the mix, Christmas looks like it could be going off the rails Never mind family planning, can Katy and Ben even plan to make it to the end of Christmas Day? From the no. 1 bestselling author of No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday, this book will make you cry with laughter, and then book your flights abroad for the festive season. Perfect for fans of Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella and Milly Johnson. What readers are saying about No-one Ever Has Sex on Christmas Day: 'I absolutely loved it, I laughed my head off at so many parts it is soooo hilarious!' Jessica's Book Biz'Laugh-out-loud moments throughout... worth the read just for the giggles.' Carrie's Book ReviewsHilarious, I constantly laughed out loud Great fun and highly recommended. Goodreads reviewer'If you are looking for a light-hearted Christmas read with some laughs and a lot of fun, then this is definitely a book well worth reading!!' Stardust Book Reviews'A great book full of lots of hilarious moments and tons of good old Christmas cringy events.' Goodreads reviewerAn enjoyable and fun read. It brings to life the stresses of family and life at the festive time of the year. The perfect read in the run up to Christmas. By the Letter Book Reviews'A fun, crazy holiday read.' Guilty Pleasures Book Reviews'I loved it!' Goodreads reviewer'There are so many laugh-out-loud moments right the way throughout the book that keep you hooked and make the book so easy to read.' Jessica's Book BizI've had a goofy grin on my face for the whole of this book. I challenge you to not find something to smile or laugh about in almost every single chapter, it is just that funny and feel-good I just can't explain how much I loved this book - so instead Ill just suggest you read it for yourself! Rachels Random Reads, 5 starsHad me laughing out loud and gave me proper tears of laughter, definitely a book Im recommending 5 stars from me!! Donnas Book Blog, 5 starsThis really was a hysterical read, I doubt anyone could read it and NOT find it funny! Novel GossipFull of laugh every minute pure joy, a perfect read for getting into the spirit of festive family fun

From the bestselling author of No-One Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday ... Single Woman Seeks Revenge is a romantic comedy with a kick: a kick up the backside to any man who believes he got away with treating a woman badly and to any woman who doesn't fight back.

There comes a time in every woman's life when the only answer is to marry George Clooney. For Michelle, that time is now. Slogging her guts out in a chicken factory, whilst single-handedly bringing up a teenager who hates her, is far from the life that 36-year-old Michelle had planned.