Humor

Whether from one's own mother, a beloved aunt or a trusted friend, we all heard it. Some of us actually believed it-that all-too-often-touted mantra: Don't worry dear, motherhood just comes naturally. In this mostly-true memoir of playful parenting vignettes, the author, with humor and a good bit of tongue-in-cheek, lays bare the fallacies of that statement while admitting to being down a few rungs from June Cleaver and devoid of any exemplary traits necessary to qualify for Mother of the Year.

A coloring book for those who need to unwind, destress and have a good laugh during the holidays.Have FUN and "Grab Your Balls." This coloring book is designed to help you relieve your holiday stress and relax. Contains funny snarky Christmas puns we know you will love and induce a few chuckles!Inside The Book: 50 unique coloring pages8.5 x 11 inch pagesSingle-Sided Pages designed to avoid the dreaded blead throughPerfect for markers, crayons, or colored pencilsA great gift for a loved ones or to treat yourself (sense of humor advised!)Hours of coloring fun and laughsPerfect for de-stressing and relaxing at the end of the day

Certaines personnes déclenchent, malgré elles, des fous rires chez leur entourage. Bernard Grès possède ce don bien particulier. Ce retraité, aidé de sa fille Sandra, a décidé de vous faire partager quelques-unes des nombreuses aventures cocasses qui lui sont arrivées, parmi les plus marquantes. Dès son adolescence, il est en effet enclin à des étourderies, maladresses, interversions, chutes impressionnantes... qui donnent lieu à des situations particulièrement comiques. Plutôt que de s'en plaindre ou de s'en préoccuper, il a choisi d'en être fier. De plus, il aime procurer de la joie autour de lui. Ces écrits ont donc pour but de vous divertir. L'auteur souhaite également dire aux lecteurs qui se reconnaîtront en lui de ne pas essayer de changer. Il affirme que faire rire est une qualité. Par ailleurs, rester soi-même constitue une des clefs pour vivre heureux et épanoui. Alors, soyez authentique, et profitez, vous aussi, des multiples bienfaits du rire !

Doggedly Devoted: You Know You're A Dog Lover If... is a treasure chest of laughter for every dog lover out there. This book is a unique blend of clean humor and love for our dogs that will make you chuckle, smile, and nod in agreement. You'll find yourself immersed in a world where dogs rule, and their antics are the main source of joy. It's filled with clever jokes that perfectly capture the essence of being a dog lover. From the silly things dogs do to the silly things dog lovers do for their beloved canines, this book captures it all in a light-hearted way. But this book isn't just about laughs. It's also about recognizing yourself in its pages. You'll see your relationship with your beloved pet mirrored in these jokes, making you feel seen and understood. It's like having a conversation with a fellow dog lover who gets exactly what you're going through. And loving (most every) minute of it. The color illustrations add another layer of enjoyment to this book. They bring the jokes to life, making them even more hilarious and relatable. You'll find yourself flipping through the pages again and again just to enjoy both the words and these delightful illustrations. Doggedly Devoted: You Know You're A Dog Lover If... is also an excellent gift for any dog lover in your life. It's a sure way to bring a smile to their face and remind them of the special bond they share with their furry pal. So why not take a break from daily hassles and stress? Dive into this book and let its humor wash over you. Let it remind you of the joy that dogs bring into our lives, making every day brighter and more enjoyable. This isn't just another joke book - it's a celebration of dogs and those who love them dearly. So go ahead, grab your copy today, curl up with your fur baby, and get ready for an unforgettable journey filled withlaughter, love, and lots of wagging tails!

Sales for nOObs is an absurd workplace comedy full of incompetence, nepotism, giant talking ferrets, and a (purely theoretical) alien invasion that reads like a mixture of The Simpsons and The IT Crowd. Featuring commentary by the creators and an exclusive five-page bonus story, this is the definitive version of the first year of Sales for nOObs!

Step into the heartwarming world of festive humor with 'Uncle Jokes Christmas Edition, ' where the magic of Christmas meets the charm of everyone's favorite relatives - uncles. This delightful book is a joyful celebration of the holiday season, adorned with an abundance of jokes and quips that sprinkle the spirit of Christmas throughout its pages.As you flip through, you'll be greeted by whimsical illustrations capturing the essence of those endearing uncles who bring laughter to family gatherings. From Santa-themed puns to frosty jests about snowmen, each joke is a merry reflection of the winter wonderlands and Yuletide traditions we hold dear.The humor within these pages is as timeless as the joy of Christmas morning. Whether you're curled up by the fireplace or sharing laughs with loved ones, 'Uncle Jokes Christmas Edition' is the perfect companion for the season. Let the warmth of these jokes melt away the winter chill and infuse your holidays with the timeless gift of laughter. After all, who knew that uncles could be the unsung heroes of Christmas comedy?

Step into a whimsical world of gnomes, merriment, and festive cheer with the "I'll Be Gnome for Christmas" coloring book! This enchanting coloring book is a heartwarming celebration of the holiday season, featuring a delightful cast of charming gnomes to ignite your creativity and spread some Christmas magic. Perfect as a fun and thoughtful Christmas gift or a delightful stocking stuffer, this coloring book promises hours of entertainment.Inside, you'll discover a host of endearing gnome illustrations, each accompanied by a whimsical gnome-inspired quote. These quotes add a touch of humor and cheer to your coloring experience, making it even more enjoyable. Let your imagination run wild as you bring these enchanting gnome scenes to life with vibrant colors and festive hues.Some of the gnome quotes you'll find in "I'll Be Gnome for Christmas" include: "Welcome to our gnome""To gnome me is to love me""Holiday wishes and Gnome kisses""Be kind gnome matter what"With a mix of adorable gnome characters and delightful sayings, this coloring book captures the essence of a cozy, whimsical Christmas. Whether you're an experienced artist or just looking for a relaxing and festive activity, "I'll Be Gnome for Christmas" is a heartwarming companion that will fill your holiday season with joy, one coloring page at a time. So, grab your colored pencils, markers, or crayons, and embark on a journey to a gnome-tastic Christmas wonderland. Get ready to color, laugh, and be gnomed with this delightful holiday-themed coloring book!

È un fatto notorio che i viaggi siano esperienze importanti, uniche, istruttive, capaci di cambiarti la vita. Questo libro, con ironia, realtà e riflessioni, ha l'intenzione di raccontare gli stati di passaggio: le emozioni, le situazioni e i fatti che contribuiscono a un arricchimento personale progressivo. Scendo alla prossima è, infatti, una docu-serie concepita per essere narrata attraverso un podcast che, lungo il percorso, si è trasformata in una raccolta di testi che prendono vita in Perù e raggiungono destinazioni sconosciute. È un tuffo nella conoscenza attraverso culture, arti, città e persone, esplorando gli stati d'animo.Scendo alla prossima con destinazione Lima è, innanzitutto, l'esperienza di viaggio di due amici che partono insieme per la prima volta e imparano a conoscere se stessi immergendosi in una dimensione profondamente diversa dalla propria.

South Siders, a collection of favorite columns that individually appeared in papers all across the country, is a guided tour of McGrath's Midwest, where 16 inch softball played barehanded by men past their prime, is more popular than the Superbowl; where funeral luncheons are indistinguishable from wedding receptions; where marriage is still till death do us part (with Illinois boasting the country's lowest divorce rate); where parents still discipline children, sometimes with the aid of a stern, hard drinking Santa Claus; where dogs are kindred spirits in the tradition of the Ojibwa; and where values and independence lead many to eschew psychotherapy, rehab, divorce, and even, sometimes, education. ********************************************************************************************************************************************** "Over the last 20 years, Chicago writer David McGrath's personal essays about childhood, parenthood, teaching, marriage, friendship, and other topics, have appeared in dozens of papers across the U.S. Whether you first read his work in the Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles Times, Miami Herald, Washington Post or Minneapolis Star Tribune, you did not likely forget his poignant and funny reflections, nor his inviting narrative voice. From fishing on the Kankakee River, to first dates in Evergreen Park, to teaching English to Bernie Mac at Chicago Vocational High School, McGrath always entertains readers, and somehow enables them to find their story in his. Aside from this very personal angle, and the emotionally acute framed moments that drive the book, a wider historical perspective also evolves. The personal stories are deepened by the public context, by McGrath's insights on racism and segregation, on union organizing and political corruption, and on the socio-economic disparities that have always plagued Chicago. McGrath captures not only the nuances of his own life in these stories, but the life of a city." Tom Fate, author of BEYOND THE WHITE NOISE and CABIN FEVER

Tauchen Sie auf jeder bunten Seite in die Tiefen des Ozeans ein! "Haifisch Malbuch" ist ein Unterwasserabenteuer, das die faszinierende Welt der Haie und des Meereslebens in die Hände junger Entdecker bringt. Dieses Buch ist nicht nur eine Sammlung von Ausmalbildern; es ist ein tiefer Tauchgang in die Wunder des Ozeans, konzipiert, um Kinder mit 35 einzigartigen und entzückenden Haibildern zu inspirieren, zu bilden und zu unterhalten. Warum junge Meeresforscher dieses Buch lieben werden: Unterwasserwunder: Entdecken Sie die beeindruckende Welt der Haie mit 35 einzigartigen Illustrationen, die die Majestät und das Geheimnis dieser unglaublichen Kreaturen einfangen. Für kleine Hände konzipiert: Einfache und klare Linien machen diese großen Zeichnungen perfekt für kleine Künstler und verbessern ihr Ausmalerlebnis sowie die Entwicklung feinmotorischer Fähigkeiten. Kristallklare Kreativität: Mit jeder Seite, die einzeln gedruckt ist, genießen Sie ein sauberes und makelloses Ausmalerlebnis ohne Durchblutungsprobleme. Ein Ozean voller Spaß Große Zeichnungen und einfache Designs machen das Ausmalen angenehm und erfüllend, perfekt für junge Haibegeisterte. Bereit, mit den Haien zu schwimmen? Begleiten Sie uns auf ein ozeanisches Abenteuer mit dem "Haifisch Malbuch". Tauchen Sie heute ins Ausmalen ein! Technische Details: Weitläufige Ozean-Leinwände: Das großformatige Buch ist durchdacht gestaltet, um ausreichend Platz für kreative Ausdrücke zu bieten, perfekt für das abenteuerliche Ausmalen von Kindern. Robust und Tauchbereit: Ein hochwertiger glänzender Umschlag verleiht eine Note ozeanischer Schönheit und gewährleistet die Strapazierfähigkeit für viele Stunden Ausmalspaß. Entdeckungsreise: Mit insgesamt 71 Seiten, darunter 35 exklusive Ausmalseiten, bietet dieses Buch eine Vielzahl von Haien und Meereslebewesen zum Erkunden und Ausmalen. Das ideale Geschenk für junge Meeresbiologen:

Dirty Jokes for Adults The perfect book for humorous adults. Dirty and shameless, that's what this book is all about. Whether the best short or long jokes, dirty joke questions or the most shameless short stories. This ultimate collection is sure to leave nothing to be desired.Pure laughter guaranteed!!!Short Jokes: Mom Mom, can I play with your boobs?Yes, but don't go too far out, it's about to get dark!Long Jokes: Three sperms are fighting.Says the first: "I want to be first!!!"The second: "NO, I, I WANT!!!"The third one says calmly: "Stop fighting, let's see how we get out of the esophagus again".Joke Questions: What do 60 year old women have between their breasts that 20 year old women don't have?The belly button...Short Stories: Three nuns go to heaven and are met at the gate by Peter.Peter asks the first one what was the worst thing she had done and she says: "I only touched a male member once."Peter, "All right, wash your hands in holy water and you can go to heaven.Peter to the second, "And what did you do?!"The second is about to answer, when the third interrupts her: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, before you wash your ass, let me rinse your mouth first...". There's something for everyone here: available as a paperback, ebook and on Kindle Unlimited.Read the book easily: On your KindleOn your smartphone, tablet, PC or Mac with the free Kindle appOr, of course, as a paperback

Ever thought your boyfriend's fashion sense was a little too good? Dive into this hilariously enlightening guide that turns the "Oh no, he didn't!" moment into an "Okay, let's rock this" adventure. From the jaw-dropping moment of revelation (cue dramatic music) to the ever-so-slightly awkward conversations that follow, this book has your back. Discover the wild world of sexuality spectrums (who knew?), how to chat without letting your foot live in your mouth, and why your boyfriend knowing every RuPaul's Drag Race winner might just be the tip of the fabulous iceberg. Ready to face friends, family, and that nosy neighbor? We got you. Wondering if you can transition from romantic partners to brunch buddies? Pour the mimosas, and let's figure it out. Through laugh-out-loud anecdotes and sassy insights, "So... I'm dating a gay man?" Now What?!" proves that love isn't just about labels. It's about embracing change, rocking sequins, and, most importantly, laughing through life's unexpected plot twists.

Within the pages of "Mary Earps: Unveiling Victory - From Grassroots to Glory in Women's Soccer," readers are offered a captivating narrative chronicling the extraordinary ascent of a prominent goalkeeper in the realm of women's football. This biography intricately weaves a compelling tapestry of Mary Earps' remarkable trajectory, from her modest origins to her remarkable prominence on the global soccer stage.The book adeptly chronicles Earps' arduous journey, illuminating her unyielding commitment, resilience, and unflagging determination that underpinned her navigation through triumphs and adversities alike. It unveils the intricacies of Earps' formative years, her relentless pursuit of excellence, and her relentless dedication in overcoming the obstacles of a predominantly male-dominated sport. By delving into the untold narratives surrounding pivotal moments in Earps' life, the book sheds light on her sacrifices, the guiding figures who shaped her path, and the indomitable spirit that converted setbacks into stepping stones toward success. It profoundly delves into the emotional spectrum, sacrifices made, and triumphant victories woven into a career constructed on sheer talent, unwavering commitment, and an unshakeable self-belief."Mary Earps: Unveiling Victory - From Grassroots to Glory in Women's Soccer" is not merely a chronicle of athletic prowess; it stands as a testament to resilience, empowerment, and the relentless determination that propels individuals to realize their aspirations against formidable odds.Embark on an unforgettable odyssey alongside Mary Earps, drawing inspiration to pursue personal victories, both within and beyond the sporting arena. This book stands as an imperative read for enthusiasts of soccer, budding athletes, and those seeking motivation to surmount obstacles and emerge victorious in the face of adversity. Immerse yourself in the resilience and triumphs that delineate Mary Earps' extraordinary voyage, finding motivation to carve your own path toward triumph.

A collection of over 100 pages of funny, insightful, and serious verses about plants and animals.

The festive season in London is a magical time, with twinkling lights adorning streets, cozy pubs serving warm mulled wine, and the aroma of roasted chestnuts filling the air. For the LGBTQ+ community, Christmas can be an especially meaningful time to celebrate love, acceptance, and togetherness. London, a vibrant and diverse city, embraces its LGBTQ+ residents wholeheartedly, offering a plethora of inclusive events and welcoming spaces to make the season truly special. From dazzling Christmas parties hosted by LGBTQ+ organizations to festive brunches at welcoming pubs, London's LGBTQ+ scene comes alive during the holiday season. These events provide opportunities for individuals to connect with friends and allies, fostering a sense of belonging and community. Whether it's dancing the night away to upbeat tunes or enjoying a hearty meal surrounded by laughter and cheer, these gatherings create lasting memories that embody the spirit of Christmas. Click buy to read more

Conversation with Bardprofile pictureCHRISTMAS FOR LGBTQ+ Write me a book descriptionwithout pictures on the title aboveView other drafts Celebrating Christmas with Love and Acceptance for All Christmas is a time for joy, family, and togetherness. But for many LGBTQ+ individuals, it can also be a time of stress, anxiety, and even isolation. This heartwarming book offers a refreshingly inclusive and affirming look at the holiday season, providing guidance and support for LGBTQ+ people and their loved ones. Within these pages, you'll find: Inspiring stories of LGBTQ+ individuals and families who have created their own meaningful Christmas traditionsPractical tips for navigating holiday gatherings with unsupportive family membersStrategies for coping with loneliness and isolation during the holidayclick buy to read more

Step right up and prepare to be dazzled, tickled, and maybe even a little scandalized! This holiday season, we're bringing you a unique, full-color illustrated extravaganza that's sure to put a mischievous twist on your traditional festive cheer. Introducing "Max Ziegfeld's Gay Twas The Night Before XXXmas"A Ziegfeld Gay Extravaganza"! This is not your grandma's Christmas tale. It's a bold, audacious, and unapologetically naughty journey that will have you laughing, blushing, and gasping in equal measure. Our illustrations are a delightful blend of the wholesome charm of Norman Rockwell and the provocative allure of Tom of Finland. Imagine the quintessential American holiday scene, but with a cheeky, risqué twist that's as hilarious as it is titillating. This is a Christmas story like no other, filled with flamboyant characters, outrageous antics, and a whole lot of festive fun. It's a celebration of love, laughter, and the freedom to be unapologetically yourself. So, if you're tired of the same old holiday tales and are ready for a Christmas story that's as colorful and vibrant as a Ziegfeld production, then "The Night Before XXXmas" is the perfect gift for you. Get ready to deck the halls with boughs of naughty and nice, because this Christmas, we're turning the holiday cheer up to eleven! And just when you thought this tale couldn't get any more tantalizing, we're throwing in a Christmas miracle that's sure to raise a few eyebrows. In a twist of holiday magic, our beloved Santa Claus is transformed into a handsome blonde hunk! This isn't your typical jolly old St. Nick. This Santa is a strapping, golden-haired Adonis, with a twinkle in his eye that's as mischievous as it is charming. But don't worry, he's still got that signature Santa charm. He's just traded in his red suit for something a little more... revealing. And his sack of toys? Well, let's just say they're not exactly suitable for children. So, buckle up and prepare for a wild sleigh ride as our hunky Santa brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ho, ho, ho!" This Christmas, Santa's not just coming to town, he's coming to steal the show in "Twas, The Night Before Christmas "The poetic parody is inspired by A Visit from St. Nicholas, more commonly known as The Night Before Christmas and 'Twas the Night Before Christmas poem first published anonymously under the title Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas in 1823 and later attributed to Clement C. Moore .The poem has been called "arguably the best-known verses ever written by an American"Stocking StufferGag giftGay Best FriendGit for your Naughty ListBeautiful IllustrationFunny & SexyUniqueA new Christmas tradition

Feast on a smorgasbord of 789 universally relished jokes, puns & quips(why 789? ... why was 6 afraid of 7?)! Step into a world where puns rule, groans are the norm, and the ever elusive belly laugh is within reach.Decide for yourself if these jokes, puns & quips are truly legendary ... ultimately, the verdict is yours! Legendary Dad Jokes, Puns & Quips isn't just a collection of jokes; it's an ode to the art of dad humor at its finest. Spanning the gamut from 'Homefront Humor' to 'Random Rambles, ' you will be taken on a hilarious odyssey through every facet of funniness. Whether it's the daily delights of family life, the tasty tang of 'Edible Escapades, ' whimsical 'Animal Antics, ' the playful jabs of 'Sporting Snickers, ' the clever quirkiness of 'Geeky Giggles, ' the star-studded 'Famous Frolics, ' or a delightful mix of miscellaneous mirth - this book packs a punchline for every penchant and a quip for every query. Why you'll love diving into this book: Family Bonding: Share a laugh with loved ones over jokes that span generations.Unleash Your Inner Comedian: Discover new quips to add to your repertoire.Instant Mood Booster: Turn any dull moment into a cascade of chuckles.Escape the Ordinary: Dive into a world of light-hearted humor and forget your worries

TEACHER COLORING BOOK Take a coloring adventure with our coloring book for teachers! Filled with humor and witty quotes related to the teaching. Ideal for teachers in search of relaxation and a sprinkle of humor during their leisure. Enhance your coloring experience with this one-of-a-kind retreat for educators! Book contains: - Single-sided Pages 8.5 x 11 in (21.59 cm x 27.94 cm) - You'll have lots of chances to unleash your inner artist with 32 unique images. - Concerned that the colors might show through? Do not fear! Because the pages are single-sided, it will be simple to remove and frame your finished artwork. - You'll love the countless coloring options this book offers, regardless of your level of experience. Color can be done in any way you choose, so be creative!

This is mainly a book of humor. It's a collection of six of my books. Each of them is about relationships in one form or another. The first book is titled "The Instruction Manual for the WIFE," (Wonderful Idea From Eden). It's about the unique creation known as WOMAN (Wondrous One Man Always Needs). The companion book is titled "How to Care for Your MAN," (Mate's Animalistic Needs). The third book is "How to Raise Your CHILD," (Cute Huggable Innocent Little Darling). The reason being is that you usually cannot have the MAN and WOMAN together without a CHILD soon coming along. The fourth book is "INSTINCTS," (Interesting Natural Secret Tendencies If Nature Could Teach Secrets). The story begins in the Garden of Eden and ends with a "Revelation." In this narrative, I examine how a man would live if all he had were instincts. How would he behave, what would he eat, and how would he find it? How would he attract a mate and what would he do once he did? How would he survive on only what he was born with? The books five and six are much different. Book Five contains "The Lost Proverbs." Like the biblical Proverbs they say a lot with just a few words. Book Six is "Kenny's Sayings," they are like the "Lost Proverbs" except they are humorous. I wrote these books to be entertaining and I hope they are.

Attention all coffee and cat lovers! This quirky Christmas countdown is for you! The traditional 12 Days of Christmas song has had a Meowy-Christmas makeover! The countdown is printed vertically so you can proudly display the countdown as you enjoy some adorably grumpy kitties!

"The Joke Mastery" is a delightful and comprehensive guide that lives up to its promise of delivering the best jokes across various categories. While the book excels in content, a bit more variety in terms of joke styles could enhance its overall appeal.Additionally, a touch of personalization or anecdotes from the author's own experiences with jokes could add a unique and relatable touch to the collection.In conclusion, "The Joke Mastery" is a well-crafted compendium of humor, showcasing the author's mastery in selecting and presenting jokes that cater to a broad audience. Whether you're in the mood for classic Dad Jokes, whimsical Knock-Knock Jokes, snappy One Liners, or engaging Would You Rather scenarios, this book has you covered. It's a fantastic resource for anyone looking to add a dash of laughter to their day and is sure to be a hit at social gatherings.

Children. They are sweet, adorable, cute and sometimes a bit mischievous. I love them for all of their fun-loving and awe-inspiring daily antics. One of my children's nicknames is Raccoon. And with that, I was inspired to create something that was sweet, funny and delightful. I wanted to see raccoons partake in daily, historical and comical situations not unlike their human counterparts. This photo book is filled with charming images brought to life by Midjourney AI. It is a celebration of the playful and mischievous spirit of raccoons (inspired by my own children).

Step into a world where laughter meets creativity with 'Colorful Laughter: A Whimsical Journey of Inspiration.' This enchanting coloring book invites you to unleash your imagination, one vibrant hue at a time. Filled with amusing and uplifting quotes, each page is a canvas for your unique expression. Embrace the joy of coloring outside the lines, find solace in whimsical illustrations, and let the playful quotes inspire a burst of creativity. Whether you're seeking a moment of relaxation or a splash of motivation, 'Colorful Laughter' is your ticket to a delightful escape. Grab your favorite coloring tools and embark on a colorful adventure that celebrates the beauty of laughter, individuality, and the simple joy of being yourself.

All dads cook up jokes, but they don't serve them evenly throughout the house. Some dads are living room dads. Some are garage dads, or shed dads, or basement dads, or even bathroom dads. But one of the most rare and magical dads of all is the Kitchen Dad! His dishes delight your tummy while his jokes decimate your soul. Give in to the sweet torture that arises when dad jokes meet rad recipes in Dad Yolks!

Englishman, writer and actor. Boyfriend, fiancée, now husband, and eloper to France, and then to Spain, where he now lives in peace and love, with wine, cheese, tapas, his man and his dogs. A gay memoir. like no other...The book, the man.I wrote this over a three year period, for many reasons. I suppose it was primarily an expiation of my demons: my father, my self image, my queerness, my diagnosis, my Mother's death, my long term stealthily abusive relationship, the barrenness of the end of it, but ultimately, and I see this retrospectively - at the time, it was most definitely 'ME! ME! ME!....as a kind of self-help book, an example of triumph over despair. No matter how shit things are, they can turn out OK.... Mr. Lucky is the title and my personal avatar.I don't pretend it is great work of literature - though at 465 pages, it IS quite a tome - but I DO know it is a worthy thing - many people who have read it were moved, shocked, amused, horrified in equal measure and, all of those things were real and true and happened to me, in real time. I know, too, that they are happening to other gay men all over the world, and I want THEM to read it, just so they know that their Man in the Big Red Shoes is out there and life can be good, and whole and powerful. If you know of someone struggling with the themes covered in this book, please, urge them to read it. Apart from being fahhhbulous, it may well help. It may even save a life. If I achieve that, just once, then my work is done.Synopsis: 'A night at Turnpike Lane' 'The enormous size of the bloke's penis was the least of my worries: how it fucked the rest of my life was the worst thing about that night.' The culmination of his life so far, this one event would lead to Mr. Lucky's whole life pivoting on its axis.Mr Lucky: a boy; a man; a nascent homo; an unworldly queer. Mr. Lucky blunders his way through a life of confusion, and loss, driven always by the need for love, the need for sex, the need for approval, all of which inevitably, lead him to a place of silent abuse and then of crucifying shame - until he finally meets the Man in the Big Red Shoes.Mr. Lucky is lucky after all.

Nobody has all the answers but, when it comes to issues concerning today's evangelical Christian, Dr. Dale has most of them. From his humble beginnings as a street preacher and founding member of the trinity-themed Christian rock group, Threesus, Dr. Dale has become the go-to source for Christians looking for answers to questions about everything from abortion to gay marriage to gay abortion. What does Dr. Dale say about climate change? "Seriously, that's another thing they're pushing. Stop eating meat so we can get rid of all the cows because their intestinal gas is heating up the planet. Hey, you know what other creature emits intestinal gas? Humans! Especially humans eating a bunch of bean curd because we got rid of all the meat!" Masturbation? "When it comes to the subject of masturbation, it's a bit of a gray area. Especially when you get to be my age, LOL. Seriously, the whole damn area is gray. They should make a special version of Just for Men for your nether regions because, trust me, you can't just use the regular kind down there. It burns like a lap dance from Joan of Arc."The woke agenda? "This is all part of that Critical Race Theory, designed by the far left as a means of vilifying White people and rewriting history. Every time you turn around (and I don't know about you, but I turn around a lot) they're telling us that Christopher Columbus was a rapist or that George Washington was a slave owner. They're straight up trying to ruin our childhoods. Next thing you know they'll be saying that Elvis was Filipino or that Scooby Doo was just two cartoon midgets in a dog costume."If you've got questions, get your answers from a certified expert because, while the Lord may work in mysterious ways, Dr. Dale prefers to quote from the Bible and shoot from the hip.

Now I have a sequel. Ho-Ho-Ho! Terrorists have seized control of Knickerbocker Plaza and taken Santa hostage!One woman has had enough.She's alone, tired, and her husband is tied up in the office on Christmas Eve.It's time to fight. It's time to Rein Harder...With a Vengeance! Reindeer Games is back with all your favourite characters (who didn't die in the first one!) and this time, it's personal!

"Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" is a hilarious collection of joke books that will keep sports enthusiasts, athletes, and comedy lovers entertained for hours.From clever one-liners to playful wordplay, these joke books offer a wide range of humor that appeals to all ages. Whether you're a die-hard fan of basketball, football, soccer, baseball, or cricket, or simply enjoy a good laugh, these books have something for everyone.Whether you're a player, a fan, or simply someone who loves a good joke, "Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" promises endless amusement and will leave you in stitches with its witty and clever humor.