Humor

Bestemmiatori professionisti, adulti arrabbiati, fantallenatori, giocatori di calcetto e non solo: la soluzione alla vostra rabbia è finalmente qui!Se sei nel traffico per andare in ufficio, se perdi la partita di calcetto, se la tua ragazza vuole andare a cena da sua madre, se il tuo capo guadagna il doppio lavorando la metà di te... la bestemmia è l'unica scelta. Questo libro è stato creato apposta per te, che cerchi sempre le parole giuste per liberarti dal peso di tutte queste situazioni. I tuoi personaggi religiosi preferiti ti accompagneranno in questa esperienza unica, dove troverai: Giochi enigmisticiMandala da colorareProverbi del saggioAltre attività enigmisticheNon aspettare più! Questo libro è un ottimo regalo per te stesso o per un tuo amico che deve gestire lo stress quotidiano! Inizia a liberarti della tensione oggi stesso e rendi unica ogni giornata con il potere della bestemmia!

Step into a world where the boundless love between a young teen and an extraordinary dog transcends time and circumstance. In this captivating tale, the actions of a benevolent Good Samaritan set in motion a surprising discovery that ignites a glimmer of hope for those grappling with the challenges of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. But at its heart, this is a story of an exceptional bond between a teenager and his beloved canine companion, a bond forged long before the shadow of psychological disorders loomed. As fate weaves its intricate web, the dog finds itself on the precipice of a remarkable destiny, one entwined with the secret of a miraculous substance that promises healing. Prepare to be swept away by a narrative that beautifully intertwines the magic of unconditional love, the power of destiny, and the hope that springs from unexpected sources. This is a tale of resilience, redemption, and the enduring connection between a human and their loyal, four-legged friend-a story that will touch your heart and leave you believing in the extraordinary.

Have you ever wondered what really goes on in a liquor store? Reginald started by posting the entertaining shit that happened on his Facebook account. His friends and family encouraged him to write it down and publish a book. In mid July 2022 Reginald started writing. Most of the time something would happen that night and he'd document it, he documented the dull days too. Sir McFuckface also kept track of who he denied service and for what reason. Obviously Sir Reginald McFuckface isn't his real name. His name is fake to protect anyone currently working for the company that this all took place (gotta try and protect from lawsuits, ya know?) Rest assured though, every single fucking thing in this book is true. This book is from the perspective of Sir Reginald McFuckface and events that happened to him. He rarely documents what a customer has done to his coworker unless he got involved. So grab something to drink and prepare yourself for some entertainment!!

Pindorama: uma história da civilização animal, é uma deliciosa sátira política, que reconta o advento da chegada dos Portugueses ao Brasil, entrelaçando o atual cenário político nacional de polarização entre esquerda/direita e analisando, vez por outra, os aspectos sociais e comportamentais que permeiam o mundo neste século XXI. A história de Pindorama nasceu a partir das observações políticas do que aconteceu no Brasil desde o golpe de 2016 até o advento das eleições de 2018, quando a Ascenção da extrema direita ao poder quase levou o país inteiro a sarjeta total, tanto do ponto de vista político-econômico, quanto, e tão mais grave, do ponto de vista ambiental. Todos os crimes ambientais foram exponencialmente aumentados e até incentivados pelo governo, algo surreal no mundo de hoje.

A collection of Irish yarns and tales. A cheerful, light-hearted read.

I was in the U.S. Air Force from mid-1958 until mid-1962. These little stories are about a few capers and characters I encountered along the way. Suffice it to say that my buddies and I got into some comical situations. I even found some humor in the pain and heartbreak inflicted on me by the sergeants. Except for some amount of exaggeration as to my brilliance, the stories are true.

"Nel regno dell'umore e della spiritualità, 'Aforismi inventati a caso da leggere mentre fai la cacca' è la guida rivoluzionaria che ti accompagnerà in un viaggio di auto-esplorazione e illuminazione direttamente dal trono del benessere. Questo libro unico mescola aforismi surreali e saggezza profonda, portandoti un'incredibile raccolta di pensieri e riflessioni da goderti mentre ti rilassi in bagno. In questo viaggio filosofico, scoprirai come trasformare il tuo momento di tranquillità nel bagno in un'opportunità per la crescita spirituale e la risata. Attraverso aforismi come: "Sono talmente pigro che per fare un passo avanti, bisognerebbe dirmi che c'è una pizza lì", "Nel silenzio dell'anima, scopriamo l'armonia dell'universo", "Mi sono allenato per la maratona di procrastinazione. La data di partenza? Chissà quando..." o "La pigrizia è contagiosa. Basta stare in sua compagnia per 5 minuti per capirlo" o "L'amore è il tessuto dell'esistenza, intessuto con i fili dell'empatia e della comprensione","L'introspezione profonda inizia con un rumore sospetto." ecc... sarai ispirato a riflettere sulla vita, l'amore e il significato dell'esistenza. Sia che tu sia un praticante esperto di yoga o semplicemente un cercatore di momenti di chiarezza mentale, "Aforismi inventati a caso da leggere mentre fai la cacca-Dall'Umorismo alla spiritualità lo Yoga per pigri" è un'esperienza letteraria unica che ti farà ridere, meditare e apprezzare il bagno in una prospettiva completamente nuova. Quindi, prendi il tuo rotolo di carta igienica preferito e inizia questo viaggio straordinario verso l'illuminazione, comodamente seduto sul trono del bagno."

Hey there, fellow humor enthusiast! Are you in need of a good laugh? Look no further! "311 Jokes to Brighten Your Day" is here to tickle your funny bone and turn that frown upside down.Whether you're a seasoned joke-teller or just a casual jester, this collection has something for everyone. We've gathered a bunch of jokes, riddles, and puns that cover everything from silly animals and delicious food to the hilarious world of school and sports. Trust us, there's a chuckle waiting for you on every page.Perfect for those social gatherings, family get-togethers, or even just a moment of self-indulgence, this book is your go-to source for humor and amusement. Let's face it, we all need a good laugh every now and then, and this book's got you covered.So, grab your favorite snack, cozy up, and dive into a world of laughter. Share the joy, spread the giggles, and let's brighten your day one punchline at a time. Laughter is the universal language, and this collection is your passport to a happier you. Get ready to giggle, guffaw, and enjoy the lighter side of life. Let the laughter commence!

From talking green flamingos and ewetrees, step into a world to help save Wheyshaven. You might find even find some famililar faces but in ways you might expect. Gremble, gramble and gromble through a story of nonsense.

Dall'alba del Big Bang all'ultimo messaggio di scusa che hai inviato dal tuo cellulare: un viaggio esilarante attraverso il tempo, l'universo e l'arte di arrivare in ritardo.Scritto con un pizzico di ironia stellare e una generosa spruzzata di umorismo cosmico, questo libro è dedicato all'astronauta che è in tutti noi... soprattutto a quelli che non riescono mai a essere puntuali!Esplora le curiose ragioni scientifiche, storiche e culturali dietro la puntualità (o la mancanza di essa) e scopri come il nostro eroe spaziale ritardatario può infine sincronizzarsi con l'universo.Tra aneddoti spassosi, riflessioni profonde e consigli pratici, è una lettura obbligata per chiunque sia stato colpevole di dire "Sto arrivando!" mentre è ancora in pigiama.Decolla con noi in questo viaggio divertente e illuminante sul valore, e le sfide, del rispetto del tempo!Non perderti gli altri irriverenti titoli La Gabbia: Il sale aggiusta tutto, forse pure te!A te e famiglia: Il libro Augurio degli AuguriSi, avevi ragione tu. Saturno ti odia.Invasioni acustiche: dal microfono al misfattoSei un 8! Smettila di buttarti giù!La sfiga è dietro l'angolo: Venerdì 13 e altre inutili superstizioni

Absurd Adventures, Too: Bits of Wisdom is a captivating amalgamation of the whimsical and profound. As readers traverse through its pages, they are met with an eclectic mix of poems, short stories, and limericks, each more peculiar than the last. With a character that epitomizes quirkiness, Zander McCopper acts as our guide into a world where oddity is the norm. Yet, beneath the veil of absurdity lies hidden nuggets of wisdom, subtly nudging readers to reflect on the larger questions of life. It's a journey where laughter and thought intertwine, proving that even in the most unusual tales, profound truths can be found.

Ivano e Denis sono due appassionati di cinema che intendono dar vita a lavori filmici ricavati dai fatti reali a cui prendonopersonalmente parte.Dopo alcune vicende irruenti a Roma e dintorni, i due decidono di recarsi nei Balcani, dove imperversa la guerra civile tra Serbi e Bosniaci per mettere in atto il tema di fondo del loro cinema: la difesa dei deboli.Aggregatisi a u n gruppo di Osservatori dell'Onu, i due prendono atto degli attacchi dei Serbi ai Bosniaci di religione musulmana . Per non restare semplice spettatore, Ivano si dispone in aiuto ai bosniaci in veste di soccorritore.Sorpreso dai Serbi, Ivano viene colpito e dileggiato . Aiutato da alcuni combattenti bosniaci, Ivano generosamente si schiera dalla loro parte, dimostrando, dopo qualche esitazione, il suo valore. Intreccia una relazione amorosa con una donna di loro e dopo un'ultima telefonata con Denis sul loro progetto di cinema, si pone interamente a fianco dei bosniaci perseguitati .

Los mejores chistes de médicos "¡Este libro es como una jeringuilla llena de chistes!: D Con una plétora de chistes sobre médicos y sus debilidades, es el regalo perfecto para cualquiera que disfrute con el humor y la medicina. Desde anécdotas divertidas de la consulta del médico hasta citas humorísticas de médicos, este libro lo tiene todo. Después de todo, hay un origen detrás de la afirmación "Detrás de cada chiste hay un poco de verdad". Por este motivo, existen numerosos chistes de médicos dedicados precisamente a este tema. Esta colección única reúne precisamente esos chistes. Al fin y al cabo, los médicos están ahí para ayudarnos, pase lo que pase. Y cuando nos hacen reír, es un tipo de curación muy especial. No en vano, "la risa es sana";D Aquí hay para todos los gustos: disponible en edición de bolsillo, ebook y en Kindle Unlimited.

This guide was not written as any "how to" manual, but as a rather smart-ass attempt at dark humor. It was written to make you laugh inappropriately, realize the world really is a stranger place than you thought, and maybe make you question if you could actually carry out that dark thought in the back of your mind (but leave it there per attorney recommended statement - "wink, wink") after meeting a mean mother-in-law, that real piece of work (the only work he knows) that your daughter says she is in love with, or your boss who passed you over for that promotion you worked so hard for that ends up going to his idiot nephew who barely shows up other than to harass the secretary.

"Quem conta um conto aumenta um ponto..." Diz o ditado popular! Será?! Pode até ser que aquele que escreve não aumente um ponto, mas, uma mente muito fértil e criativa pode sim, descrever uma narrativa bastante extensa, antes de se referir a um determinado ponto, para em seguida narrar um determinado conto... Mas, pode ser que algumas narrativas intituladas de conto, conter grandes verdades e premissas, eivadas de mistérios e curiosidades sobre alguns assuntos que passaram para o cotidiano popular sem explicação, ou com uma explicação muito simplista, misteriosa, etc., também pode ocorrer sim, que da mente bastante criativa, ser forjada uma realidade dantesca, cruel, etc., que nunca chegou sequer à beirar a realidade. Mera fantasia tomada algumas vezes por verdade... O que cria um determinado conto, tem lá sua necessidade de agradar e se fazer "visível" a outrem. Já àquele que conta trazendo à tona, uma verdade, digamos assim, "não muito bem investigada", apenas cumpre seu papel, sem no entanto, ter o intuito de aumentar uma linha ou sequer um ponto... Sendo assim, ouvi histórias em minha infância de minhas avós, de meus pais, que sempre me deixaram com uma espécie de curiosidade, para saber se eram ou não de fato verdades, ou pequenas mentiras, engendradas pelos desgastados pais para fazer com que àquelas "dóceis" crianças irrequietas, permanecessem por alguns instantes "quietos!" Também isso, é plausível. Mas, algumas dessas histórias sempre me deixaram curioso e devido ao fato, de mesmo por essas datas, não encontrar uma narrativa plena e lógica, decidi reproduzi. Obviamente, existe as sátiras, evidentes, desde o início de seu enredo, facilmente observadas, a seguir.

Cucina per fuorisede negati. Evitiamo di avvelenare i coinquilini?Dal primo passo in cucina alla conquista del fornello, questa guida è l'alleato di ogni fuori sede. Scopri trucchi, ricette e risate per evitare disastri culinari e diventare il masterchef del tuo appartamento. Noodles istantanei? Lasciali alle spalle e preparati a cucinare davvero!Non perderti il nuovo libro di Santi MerluzziTi sei bevuto il cervello: Cocktail e Mixology per principianti, sarà tua guida per iniziare a preparare cocktail e mocktail da vero bartender! Scappati da La GabbiaNon perderti gli altri irriverenti titoli: "Il sale aggiusta tutto, forse pure te""A te e famiglia: Il libro Augurio degli Auguri""Si, avevi ragione tu. Saturno ti odia.""La sfiga è dietro l'angolo""Invasioni acustiche: dal microfono al misfatto""Sei un 8! Smettila di buttarti giù"e molti altri

Get ready for a hootin' good time with this enchanting collection of owl-themed "Knock Knock" jokes by the talented author Rashid Khan. In this whimsical world of wordplay, owls take center stage as they deliver clever and charming punchlines that are sure to make readers of all ages burst into laughter. These delightful jokes, crafted with care and humor, are perfect for kids, parents, or anyone in need of a smile. Join Rashid Khan on an imaginative journey where laughter knows no bounds, and let these feathered friends brighten your day with their wit and charm. Open the pages, and you'll discover that the world of owls is a place of endless joy and humor. Owl you need is a sense of humor and a love for clever wordplay!

If you are from Maine (that is, you're a Mainer), there's no need to explain anything. You already know Allen's, how to order it, mix it, and - most importantly - how to enjoy it. If you are a visitor or wannabe Mainer, then you're in for a real treat. Allen's coffee brandy is the liquor that real Mainers drink. A Maine home without a bottle of Allen's is like, well, a skunk that's been run over by a truck. It's just not right. So if you are a Maine fan of any kind, shape, size, or attitude and need the down low about Allen's, this is the book for you. It's guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a warm glow in your tummy. We suggest you start with a Double Wide.

The fifth in a series of humorous and true inspirational short stories.

Welcome to 'The Manual of the Art of Silence.' This beautiful book is a unique work in which, on every page, you will find a special message: Andrea if you shut up, the world will thank you. Whether it's for a Secret Santa Claus gift or simply for a friendly prank, this is the perfect book for you. Inside, you'll find a special thank-you that will make Andrea believe this is a serious book, but he won't know what is hidden. Goofy Gary

Newly Single? Deciding on whether to start dating again? Online Dating?Getting back into the world of dating after a long hiatus can be both scary and exciting. The norm these days seems to be online dating. So many dating sites to choose from. Which one is the best?Included in this little book of dating: What to expect and what to look forTop dating sitesBiggest dating fails and mishapsWho was Dr. Jekyll and Mr. HydeThis book has a few of my personal crazy dating stories to date. Maybe you can relate. Maybe you have a better story. Maybe you will just feel a little better about your dating fails.If you are new to dating then browse through the book for some quick tips and what to look out for. Or just have a laugh at my expense.

In "The Art of Parenting" we apply the wisdom of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" to the battlefield of parenthood where love, guidance and understanding are the weapons of choice. Parenting is a strategic endeavour, and this book will equip you with the knowledge and tactics to become a master strategist in the art of raising your children in a funny way.

Dive into the fascinating world of caricatures with "Off The Face - Volume 1" by Nick Bohlen. This book is a beautiful collection of artwork that uniquely captures famous personalities from the movie and music industries. Be enchanted by Nick Bohlen's talented hands and creative eye for detail. Highlights: Artfully designed caricatures: each page of this book features impressive caricatures that perfectly capture the characteristic features of the stars from film and music.Famous personalities: Experience your favorite stars in a whole new way. From Hollywood icons to the biggest music legends, they can all be found in this book.Perfect giftidea: "Off The Face - Volume 1" makes a great giftidea for art lovers, cineastes and music enthusiasts. A real highlight for any bookshelf!Order "Off The Face - Volume 1" today. Experience the fascination of caricatures and the splendor of stars in a whole new dimension. Make yourself comfortable and let Nick Bohlen's talent enchant you!Tauchen Sie ein in die faszinierende Welt der Karikaturen mit "Off The Face - Volume 1" von Nick Bohlen. Dieses Buch ist eine wunderschöne Sammlung von Kunstwerken, die berühmte Persönlichkeiten aus der Kino- und Musikbranche auf einzigartige Weise einfangen. Lassen Sie sich von Nick Bohlens talentierten Händen und seinem kreativen Blick für Details verzaubern.Highlights: Kunstvoll gestaltete Karikaturen: Jede Seite dieses Buches zeigt eindrucksvolle Karikaturen, die die charakteristischen Merkmale der Stars aus Film und Musik perfekt einfangen.Berühmte Persönlichkeiten: Erleben Sie Ihre Lieblingsstars auf eine völlig neue Art und Weise. Von Hollywood-Ikonen bis zu den größten Musiklegenden - sie alle finden sich in diesem Buch wieder.Perfektes Geschenk: "Off The Face - Volume 1" eignet sich hervorragend als Geschenk für Kunstliebhaber, Cineasten und Musikenthusiasten. Ein echtes Highlight für jeden Bücherregal!Bestellen Sie "Off The Face - Volume 1" noch heute. Erleben Sie die Faszination der Karikaturen und die Pracht der Stars in einer völlig neuen Dimension. Machen Sie es sich bequem und lassen Sie sich von Nick Bohlens Talent verzaubern!

I grew up with cats. I have raised cats of my own. I have worked as a pet sitter. Through all these different interactions, I have learned a lot about cat behavior and pet care. I've seen the good, the bad and the silly. I hope this small book will help you on your journey of a life with cats in it because they really do make life better.

This collection of witty and amusing observations on the English language is guaranteed to make you laugh. The author covers everything from grammar and pronunciation, to idioms and wordplay, with a playful and irreverent style. This is the perfect book for anyone who loves language and enjoys a good chuckle.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Experience the roaring twenties through the eyes of Rollin Kirby's witty and satirical cartoons. From flappers to prohibition, Kirby captures the essence of the era in this delightful cartoon history. Perfect for history buffs and cartoon lovers alike.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

This collection of witty and amusing observations on the English language is guaranteed to make you laugh. The author covers everything from grammar and pronunciation, to idioms and wordplay, with a playful and irreverent style. This is the perfect book for anyone who loves language and enjoys a good chuckle.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

A collection of papers and anecdotes written by Peter --- Esq during his time living in Bohemia. The stories are humorous and give insight into the Bohemian lifestyle of the time.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

The Writings of Ian Hay: A Knight on Wheels is a collection of comedic stories and sketches by Ian Hay. Known for his humorous writing style and his ability to satirize social norms, Hay's stories are sure to entertain readers of all ages. This edition includes some of his most popular works, as well as some lesser-known pieces, making it an excellent introduction to his writing.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Das 'Kladderadatsch' war eine bekannte deutsche Zeitschrift im 19. Jahrhundert. Es bot unterhaltsame Satire und Humor mit politischen und sozialen Themen.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.