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You have no sperm. That odd yet impactful statement hit me like a slap in the face and marked the beginning of my infertility journey; a journey that was embarrassing, frustrating, tragic, and self-defining. The quest to have a biological child led to urologists, operating tables, and fertility clinics. Needles, medications, and disappointment littered the path, but an enduring hunger to create our family pushed us forward.One in eight couples battle infertility, but it remains a taboo secret with many associated misconceptions. The default setting regarding infertility for many is, "I wonder what's wrong with her." IVF'd seeks to change the narrative by breaking that assumed notion. IVF'd takes the reader through a real-life account from the perspective of a male, presented through the lens of humor, to help humanize infertility. The hope of our story is to help others relate, understand they are not alone, and recognize that while infertility is ultimately no joke, it can be quite hilarious at times. A personal account of male factor infertility is incredibly rare to non-existent, but it should be a part of anyone's library who is affected by infertility or is seeking to understand and support a friend or family member facing such a daunting endeavor.

These personal essays have been called poignant, humorous, and mercifully short.Life's adventures as seen through the eyes of a child and grownup. They have won prizes for 1st place, Finalist, and Runner-up in Vocal Media's storytelling contests, been published in books and newspapers, and performed at Jonathon Timpanelli's famous Open Mics at Shakespeare Bookstore in New York City.Mr. Hardwick and the SprinklerAfter This Life (Finalist)The Big Show (1st Place)Hell-bent for Berries (Runner-up)Love is AgelessRaggedy Ann and The New York Daily NewsOn the Same WavelengthDependable TraditionsWhat it Really MeansThe Freedom of TypingSparkles in the NightLese Dunton is a reporter, editor, author, and award-winning essayist.She has worked for The New York Daily News, Wall Street Journal, The New York Post, and CBS-Television, and started the online newspaper, The New Sun.

Are you ready to infuse your college experience with a dose of laughter, charm, and romance? Look no further than "1000 Creative Pick-Up Lines for College Students: Witty Ways to Woo." This captivating book is your ticket to making lasting connections on campus. Inside these pages, you'll discover a treasury of clever, humorous, and intelligent pick-up lines designed to capture the hearts of college students from every walk of academic life. Whether you're a budding scientist, an art enthusiast, a psychology buff, or a history aficionado, there's a line that perfectly complements your unique interests and personality. Picture this: You're at a campus event, a coffee shop, or a study session, and you spot someone who piques your interest. What better way to break the ice and ignite a conversation than with a well-crafted pick-up line? With "1000 Creative Pick-Up Lines for College Students," you'll have a treasure trove of opening lines that are sure to make you stand out and leave a memorable impression. Don't let those potential connections slip through your fingers. Take action today and arm yourself with the wit and charm you need to navigate the world of college romance. Whether you're searching for a study partner, a fellow enthusiast in your field, or perhaps something more, these pick-up lines are your trusty companions in the journey of love. So, if you're ready to add a touch of whimsy to your college experience and embark on a fun, flirty, and memorable adventure, grab your copy of "1000 Creative Pick-Up Lines for College Students" now and let the wooing begin! Your campus love story is just a line away.

In Book Two of his memoir, 'A Dog's Tale', Schnoodle Comrade Flint reflects on his love for his Mama Vicky from their first meeting. Now that she has returned to Melbourne from Cyprus, Comrade stays home with her. He would much rather be in the DAF truck with his Papa George, but he realizes that his Mama Vicky needs him. He wants her to play with him, like his Papa does, but all that she wants to do is to hold him like a baby and hug him tight.He is enrolled in 'Obedience School', where Comrade is only interested in making new friends, not learning new commands. He already obeys commands from Papa George so he doesn't think that school is necessary for him.Mama Vicky is determined to teach him a few lessons of her own, leaving him home alone when she has to go out shopping. He is scared of being alone, and is determined, one way or another, to let his Papa and Mama know. His fear of being alone worsens on New Year's Eve when he is terrified by the loud banging and popping noises and people shouting in the street. It is dark inside the house and he can't see anything, which frightens him even more.Papa George installs security cameras, which are meant for Comrade's security, rather than the house. Comrade decides to teach both his Papa and Mama a lesson.

Finora la leadership è stata affrontata dal punto di vista dell'emisfero sinistro del cervello, la nostra parte logica e analitica. Ma la nostra mente è razionale solo per il 10%, il resto è inconscio. Questo libro si propone di fornire una prospettiva cerebrale destra sulla leadership.Da questa prospettiva scopriamo che siamo fortemente condizionati da blocchi e programmazioni inconsce che trasformano la leadership che crediamo di avere in una finzione, una fantasia che non è molto reale. Il leader deve impegnarsi in un processo evolutivo che va dal sé interiore al mondo. Il leader deve liberarsi da tutte le programmazioni nascoste e invisibili che lo limitano e gli impediscono di portare i suoi obiettivi nella realtà tangibile. La leadership è liberazione.Il libro offre una prospettiva completamente nuova sulla leadership e cita tutto ciò che la condiziona, frutto della vostra stessa esperienza. Il cambiamento di prospettiva sulla leadership vi aprirà nuove opportunità.

Hasta ahora se ha tratado el liderazgo desde el punto de vista del hemisferio cerebral izquierdo, nuestra parte lógica y analítica. Pero nuestra mente es racional sólo en un 10 %, el resto es inconsciente. El presente libro pretende dar una perspectiva del liderazgo desde el hemisferio cerebral derecho.Y desde esta perspectiva descubrimos que estamos muy condicionados por bloqueos y programaciones inconscientes que convierten el liderazgo que creemos tener en una ficción, una fantasía poco real. El líder ha de tener un compromiso con un proceso evolutivo que vaya desde su interior hacia el mundo. El líder ha de liberarse de toda programación oculta, invisible, que le limita e impide llevar a sus objetivos a la realidad tangible. El liderazgo es liberación. El libro aporta una perspectiva totalmente nueva del liderazgo y cita todo aquello que lo condiciona, fruto de la experimentación propia. El cambio de perspectiva sobre el liderazgo les abrirá nuevas oportunidades

Ici pas de déjà-vu ! ♥ + 200 blagues et jeux de mots conçus et imaginés par l'auteur pour vous divertir et vous faire rire !♥ Des blagues familiales, propres et inattendues qui conviendront à tout le monde, du plus petit de la famille au plus âgé !♥ Des "instants réflexion" absurdes et percutants qui vous auront à coup sûr (sauf si vous êtes trop fort !)Offrez-vous une pause humoristique et commandez votre exemplaire aujourd'hui !

Este libro, no es una guía espiritual.Este libro, no resuelve tus inquietudes.Este libro, quizás te ayude a tomar decisiones, Abre el libro, hojea, elige cualquier página, para tener una respuesta quizás graciosa, quizás acida pero llena de realidad. Disfruta.

Chicken Scratchings - Fifty Inspirational Stories from a Mother Hen is a collection of short stories that will make you laugh or cry, give you the life advice you've been looking for, or inspire you to do something you've always wanted to do.Chicken Scratchings is a great book to tuck in your purse for a read in a waiting room or as an easy-breezy beach read. From the first chapter about a miracle in the Intensive Care Unit to another where firemen have to extricate her husband from the bedroom ceiling, Panko draws the reader into her reality.Nancy's short stories have been published dozens of times, from Chicken Soup for the Soul, Reader's Digest, Woman's World, Guideposts Mysterious Ways, and Angels on Earth magazines. Chicken Scratchings draws all of her shorts together in one book. In each case, the reader will get a snapshot of this award-winning author's life, a glimpse of her family, and the depth of her faith.

Out of This World: A higher degree of thinking is a philosophical and theoretical book for children filled with questions and perspectives that provoke critical thinking and creativity. Each theory or philosophy contains question(s) that leave the reader in awe, appalled, or in a baffled state. This is the first book out of the five-part series that goes deeper as the series progress.

So, you have a fancy for Tupac? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️That is alright. In the grand scheme of things, in all of the wonderful wonderfulness of life itself, in all the majesty of life, one person stands out from them all-Tupac. Tupac is the most cute, most adorable, most fanciful Great American Rapper of them all. He is handsome, lovable, unique, and tickles the fancy of man and woman alike.Some people may think they are an awful, ruthless Great American Rapper, but you know better. Deep down in your heart of hearts, the Great American Rapper makes you giddy inside. A horrible tyrant?! No, he is darn cute.You have probably developed a fancy, starting in your early, formative years, for the wonderful cute one who is Tupac. A sociopath? A cunning creature? A monster? Nah.Tupac is your future spouse, and you're hard-pressed on making it so.In How to Marry Tupac: A Complete Guide to Marrying the World's Most Adorable Man, you will find a tailor-made solution to the question "How Do I Marry Such A Lovable Creature?" (A time machine may be necessary.)

So, you have a fancy for Friedrich Neitzsche? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️That is alright. In the grand scheme of things, in all of wonderful wonderfulness of life itself, in all the majesty of life, one person stands out from them all-Friedrich Neitzsche.Friedrich Neitzsche is the most cute, most adorable, most fanciful German Philosopher of them all. He is handsome, lovable, unique, and tickles the fancy of man and woman alike.Some people may think they are an awful, ruthless German Philosopher, but you know better. Deep down in your heart of hearts, the German Philosopher makes you giddy inside. A horrible tyrant?! No, he is darn cute.You have probably developed a fancy, starting in your early, formative years, for the wonderful cute one who is Friedrich Neitzsche. A sociopath? A cunning creature? A monster? Nah.Friedrich Neitzsche is your future spouse, and you're hard pressed on making it so.In How to Marry Friedrich Neitzsche: A Complete Guide to Marrying the World's Most Adorable Man, you will find a tailor-made solution to the question "How Do I Marry Such A Lovable Creature?" (A time machine may be necessary.)

So, you have a fancy for Charlemagne? ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️That is alright. In the grand scheme of things, in all of wonderful wonderfulness of life itself, in all the majesty of life, one person stands out from them all-Charlemagne.Charlemagne is the most cute, most adorable, most fanciful European Prominent Figure of them all. He is handsome, lovable, unique, and tickles the fancy of man and woman alike.Some people may think they are an awful, ruthless European Prominent Figure, but you know better. Deep down in your heart of hearts, the Italian Fascist Dictator makes you giddy inside. A horrible tyrant?! No, he is darn cute.You have probably developed a fancy, starting in your early, formative years, for the wonderful cute one who is Charlemagne. A sociopath? A cunning creature? A monster? Nah.Charlemagne is your future spouse, and you're hard pressed on making it so.In How to Marry Charlemagne: A Complete Guide to Marrying the World's Most Adorable Man, you will find a tailor-made solution to the question "How Do I Marry Such A Lovable Creature?" (A time machine may be necessary.)

Discreet Impact!, the fifth book in the outrageous and hilarious Charlemagne Caine Mystery Series, once again stars America's favorite slacker detective, Charles Magnus Caine. This time Charlemagne must rescue his fiancée, Fallon, from an insane asylum, dodge Men-in-Ultra-Black, avoid the minions of Fallon's evil father, evade Canadian Mercenaries, and prevent an asteroid from wiping out half of the earth. As with all Frimp and Slooter mystery farces this one is loaded with a nuthouse of zany characters in over-the-top situations and bizarre locales. throw in space aliens, tsunamis, gangsters and more lovely lyrics from Rats: The Musical. "IIf you're going to jump the shark, best to do it with style."

In 'Little Bits of Blue, ' Juan Diaz invites readers on an emotional voyage through the human experience. This collection of poems delves into the complexities of love, the rawness of heartbreak, the fire of anger, and the transformative power of inspiration. With each verse, Juan's words paint vivid images that resonate with readers' souls, evoking a profound sense of connection and understanding

This is a collection of columns originally published in the Linn County, Iowa, News-Letter.

"Friends in Fur and Feathers: Unleashing the Humour of Pet Partnerships" takes readers on a heartwarming and hilarious journey into the extraordinary relationships between humans and their animal companions. Through a collection of delightful anecdotes and whimsical tales, this book explores the unique bond shared between pets and their owners, revealing the humorous moments, unexpected antics, and profound connections that make these partnerships truly special. From mischievous cats and clever dogs to quirky birds and cuddly critters, the pages of this book are filled with charming stories that celebrate the joy, laughter, and everyday magic that come from welcoming pets into our lives."

Alejandro Lama nació en Sevilla en 1978. Estudió Derecho, opositor recurrente y se ha empleado en los más variados oficios, desde albañil a encargado de una tienda de deportes. Se reconoce admirador de los viejos cómics de Mortadelo y Filemón, Zipi y Zape o Superlópez, pero también de autores de hondo calado como Goethe, Freud, Neruda o Cortázar. Enamorado de la biografía, obra y letra de Antonio Machado y de las obras de teatro escritas con su hermano Manuel. Cicatrices mojadas es su primera obra publicada, después vino Theia y sus géneros que finaliza el relato inicial de la protagonista. En 2022 publicó Erteado y Acovidado: nivelao; simpáticas y alocadas letras de tintes autobiográficos. *** EDITA: Adrián Naranjo.

Chad was a drug addict who wanted to get his life together and get off drugs but wanted to go on a special summer road trip around the country where he would say goodbye to drugs forever. Before going on his road trip however his drug dealer offers him a new untested drug called Demonic that he says will be the ultimate way of saying goodbye to drugs. When Chad starts doing the drugs he finds that the main effect of the drugs is he starts seeing a horny flatulent demon named Beelzebub that nobody else can see. But as he starts sharing his drugs with other people during his trip around the country more people are seeing Beelzebub and he is urging them to give into their darkest and most twisted urges and fantasies.

Discover Masonic humour like never before with "The Funny Freemason: The Lighter Side of the Square and Compass", the ultimate joke book tailored specifically for the Freemason community. Delve into a treasure trove of over 350 jokes and witty one-liners that perfectly balance the revered traditions of Freemasonry with a refreshing twist of light-hearted humour. From the seasoned members to the newly initiated, there's a chuckle waiting for everyone. This book is not just a compilation of jokes; it's an experience, aiming to enhance the camaraderie of lodge meetings and festive boards. A perfect gift and a must-have addition to any Masonic library, "The Funny Freemason: The Lighter Side of the Square and Compass" promises to make every Masonic gathering a touch more memorable. Immerse yourself in a unique blend of tradition and laughter, and redefine your Masonic moments.

Justin is a city kid raised by his grandparents after his mom walked out on him as a baby the day after Christmas in 1980. She never came back. Almost eighteen years later he gets a letter in the mail that will change his whole world around. He's about to learn about himself, why his mom left and who his father is. Join him on the adventure of a lifetime as Justin looks to learn the truth.

Laugh. Cry. Think. Reflect. Smile. Repeat. My Short Shorts is a delightful collection of short stories. Creative flash fiction stories will tantalize your emotions from tears to smiles. True stories from mystery writer Judy Weber's past will have you laughing out loud as well as causing you to think about life. When you only have a moment to read and you want a short story, reach for My Short Shorts. Get your copy today.

31 guide dal contenuto umoristico, per passare del tempo in compagnia di situazioni imprevedibili, fantascientifiche ma anche reali come sbrogliare i cavi delle luci di Natale.

"Under the big top, the possible goes out with a bang" "Join the circus that goes up in a bang and dance in the air" "Experience a show that's to die for" "We'll make clowns out of you!" "Our acrobats will leave you breathless" "Circus entertainment that will lift your spirits" "Expect the unexpected at our circus show" "One of our performers will blow you out of your seat" "Join us as we go up in smoke with the circus" "Laugh, cheer, be blown away and cough up smoke at the circus" "The circus - where we'll make all your troubles disappear" In the one act ePlay RAPID CIRCUS FIRE, there's a trader hidden in a circus, disguised as a performer or maybe it could be the ringmaster himself that must be found before an attack occurs as this scene uses testimonies to tell a story with monologues for pastors and churches to use with sermons. 4 Men 3 Women. Drama/Family/Comedy. Characters: 1) Ring Master/Rufus Arrinda2) Strongman as Guenter Lapuente3) Phantom Pen Pal/Tobie Tarrazo4) Siamese Twins/Yong & Kang6) Limbless Lady/Darlene Ricote7) Janitor/Marco Sumpter My Inspiration for writing this play is based on Creating Character including my 3 Interesting People: J. Edgar Hoover, Dane Dehaan, and Francine Joy Drescher.

"Start-up Shenanigans: Where Entrepreneurship and Hilarious Chaos Converge, One Laugh at a Time" is a hilarious and heartwarming collection of stories that takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the unpredictable world of entrepreneurship. Join the team at TechMuch Solutions as they share their uproarious tales of misadventures, from mistaking office supplies for rainforest conservation to turning a simple team-building exercise into a laughter-inducing catastrophe. Through mishaps, growing pains, and unconventional team-building adventures, you'll discover the power of humor to not only navigate the challenges of a start-up but also forge unbreakable bonds and find success in the most unexpected places. Get ready for a journey filled with laughter, camaraderie, and the sheer delight of witnessing how laughter can turn even the most absurd situations into unforgettable memories.

Prepare to engage both your funny bone and your intellect with this extraordinary collection of humor that goes beyond the surface laughs. "Best Dad Jokes, Funny One-Liners, And Puns: Clean Funny Jokes That Will Make You Think" is your gateway to a world of witty wordplay, clever twists, and thought-provoking humor.Inside these pages, you'll uncover:

A hilarious recollection of absolutely insane things that were done to the author during and after relationships. While writing this, the author came to the conclusion that he was just as guilty, perhaps more so, than the other parties. Wow, this stuff is crazy.

QUICK AND EASY RECIPES Are you tired of spending hours in the kitchen? Do you want to enjoy delicious and nutritious meals without having to spend all day cooking? This quick cookbook is for you! In its pages you will find a variety of easy-to-prepare recipes with simple ingredients that will save you time and effort in the kitchen. From main dishes to desserts, our book has everything you need to enjoy quick and delicious meals at any time of the day. Discover how to prepare healthy, balanced meals in a matter of minutes, without sacrificing the taste or quality of your meals. Whether you're looking for vegetarian, gluten-free or low-calorie recipes, this book offers options for all tastes and needs. What are you waiting for to start cooking faster and without complications? Buy this book and start enjoying delicious and nutritious meals in no time! *includes a time table of food in the Airfryer

Grindr first launched in 2009, helping gay men connect like never before. Inside the colorfully artistic pages of this funny book, you'll laugh at the gay dating app culture and it's use of eggplants, peaches, and red balloons!? You'll even learn that you don't need to be a master baiter to catch yourself a catfish online. Get your copy or buy one for that gay couple who isn't on Grindr. Right? Right.