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I have been a keen observer of human behaviour over the years, recording many a thought on my Dictaphone. If I had the time I would be a stand up comic, so if you have the time, please use any of my material for your routine. The Bingas were created one night whilst waiting for a Chinese take-away and doodling on the menu. I have drawn hundreds of them over the years and I have selected my favourites for this book.

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UNICORN DOT TO DOT BOOK FOR KIDS AGES 4-8 (90 BEAUTIFUL DESIGNS) "Unicorn Dot to Dot Book For Kids Ages 4-8" is an engaging and fun-filled activity book designed to help young children develop their fine motor skills and hand-eye coordination. The book features a collection of dot-to-dot puzzles that form adorable unicorn characters once completed.Each page of the book includes a different challenge, ranging from simpler puzzles with fewer dots for younger children, to more complex ones with higher numbers of dots for older kids. The book is designed with vibrant and eye-catching illustrations that will capture the attention of children and keep them entertained for hours.This book is perfect for parents and caregivers who are looking for an interactive and educational activity to keep their children engaged and entertained. It's also an excellent tool for teachers to incorporate into their classroom activities, helping young students to develop their critical thinking skills while having fun at the same time.Overall, "Unicorn Dot to Dot Book For Kids Ages 4-8" is an excellent addition to any child's bookshelf, providing hours of creative fun and learning for children in the age group of 4 to 8 years old.

Get ready to rumble with "STONKS GOES THE DISTANCE!" the third book in the Stonks Series! This heartfelt and epic underdog story follows the journey of a brave ape named Stonks, who's ready to take on his biggest challenge yet - a Grizzly Bear Boxing Champion with paws the size of boulders! With the unwavering support of his coach and his Dad, Stonks is determined to train harder than ever before for the fight of his life. Will he be able to dig deep and summon the courage to go the distance and emerge victorious? Or will he end up as bear food? Buckle up for a heart-pumping adventure that'll have you cheering on the edge of your seat! Don't miss out on this thrilling adrenaline-fueled tale of determination and bravery!

Another entertaining and interesting collection of short-stories covering Key West and New York city.

** NEW FROM BESTSELLING AUTHOR M.S. CARTMAN ! ** As the Culture Wars rage, it is clear liberals and Marxists in academia have been attacking, and in many cases, destroying America for decades...now it is our turn to return the favor. Join us as we absolutely intellectually and comedically kick the living $#!t out of Harvard, Political Correctness and PC liberalism, Critical Race "Theory", Marxism, Egalitarianism, & destroy the floundering myth of Harvard's "intellectual" and "moral" supremacy. We dig deep into Harvard's history and the resulting failing of today's institution. As we examine its history, we expose Harvard's power people, Harvard's connection to slavery in the past (....#CancelHarvard), as well as Harvard's current scandals, corruption, lies, greed, & the outright PC fraud that is endemic today at Harvard University...But first, Harvard might like to explain their connection to hundreds of millions of dollars in Chinese money and why Jeffrey Epstein, of all people, had an office at Harvard......?**Note - This book is POWERFUL, this book is funny, and this book contains ADULT language and is not for little children or crying fragile snowflakes.

SECOND EDITION OF FUN, DIRTY GAME FOR ANY BACHELORETTE PARTY! NEW QUESTIONS AND CHALLENGES!This fun Would You Rather game is specially designed for the bachelorette and her friends. You'll have tons of fun selecting from 32 questions and the two wild scenarios presented in this book. Play as a game: Read every question out loud.All ladies need to give their answers.If someone refuses to share their answer - there is a challenge insteadThis dirty version is filled with questions that won't go over well with sensitive ears, so player discretion is advised."Would you rather...?" is a fun game designed to make you choose between two difficult, equally ridiculous and often outrageous scenarios that you will never encounter in real life (hopefully anyway!). It's a great way to get to know each other better and start some really interesting conversations."Would You Rather...? Dirty Edition" is great for: adult girls party game - awesome discussion questions to turn a boring party aroundany bridal shower, bachelorette partylong road trips or as a camping game!SPECIFICATIONS: 66 pages - 32 "would you rather...?" questions + 32 challengesdimensions 6'x9'matte coverwhite paper paperback - please do not expect hardcover

If you want to understand why you detest politics and harbour a deep seated mistrust towards politicians and the mass media - this book will be your moment of Zen.If you are not an a**hole and want to get into politics (may God help you) this book will make you understand when and how you are being manipulated in debates.If you are an a**hole and want to get into politics, this book will read like a how-to guide.

La raccolta comprende ben 685 soprannomi in un paese di poco più di 1500 nuclei familiari.Essa non è esaustiva ma si spera che i giovani potranno fare proprio, in futuro, il completamento.Il testo è stato ulteriormente arricchito di numerose foto del paese al quale fa riferimento.

Have you been searching for a great, horrifying read? Something that will really scare the pants off you? Something so twisted and vomit-inducing that it was banned from 71 countries Robert Ford, the author of The World of Hek series, has NOT written that book, yet. But he HAS written The Curse of the Translucent Monster! (in color).The Curse is a pure, fun read and filled with hilarious characters and side-splitting situations that will make you giggle and guffaw out loud until someone tells you to shut the hell up!Set in the quiet, dangerous city of Fort Geri, The Curse tells the tale of how far an invisible monster will go to please its creator while she's away at a big scientist convention in Paris. The creature goes on a single-minded quest to collect all of the leather products it can find from the citizens of Fort Geri, not caring who gets in the way.The bodies pile up and it is up to the Fort Geri Police Department to team up with a sadistic mad scientist to put an end to the invisible monster that is terrorizing the city.Can they stop the monster before it's too late? Can they find a bar that will serve beer and donuts Can they find out why hot dogs and sausage make such stinky farts Can they put a stop to all the freaking s Download The Curse of the Translucent Monster! (in color) and find out for yourself, if you dare!!! (and if you can afford the price tag)

You don't want a bad boy, my dear; at least not in the real world. You can fantasize all you like about a scruffy, Harley-driving, tattooed beast who does things you thought you'd never allow. But, you don't want to meet him, because eventually he's going to shit all over you, emotionally. You need a nice guy. Forget that nonsense about how anything worthwhile is worth working hard for. If you wanted to buy a horse you could ride around the neighborhood, you would never opt for a wild bronco that would scream, thrash, and resist every attempt you made to civilize him. You'd go for the broken stud, and avoid a broken neck. That's why I suggest you recalibrate your penis-homing device. If you're in a bar, and you spot a tanned God in a vintage T-shirt and sandals who winks and slaps your ass as he walks by, run away. Run toward that kind fellow over there-the one who has been down the aisle a few times, and learned how to behave. Have a nice guy!

Do you have what it takes to make tough decisions? Do you enjoy a good mental challenge? If so, "The Adult 'Would You Rather?' Challenge" is the book for you.This collection of thought-provoking scenarios will test your decision-making skills and challenge you to think deeply about what you value most in life. Each question is designed to be challenging, with no easy answers.With topics ranging from morality to career choices, relationships to personal beliefs, this book will push you to examine your own values and priorities. The questions are designed for adults, with content that is both intellectually stimulating and entertaining.This book is perfect for game nights with friends, or as a solo activity for those who enjoy a mental challenge. "The Adult 'Would You Rather?' Challenge" is the ultimate book for those who want to stretch their decision-making muscles and have fun while doing it.

"Ich bin primitiv" Das behauptet der Autor dieses Buches von sich selbst!Ein Journalist: "Ein Meisterwerk der Elendsliteratur. Der Autor erzählt von Elend und Not, von Ausbeutung, Skrupellosigkeit und Kriminalität - von Lebensverhältnissen, die er aus seiner Arbeit bestens kennt. Der gesamte Schmutz der Grossstadt kommt zum Vorschein, und das auf humorvolle Weise."Das grauenhafte Leben eines Schlüsseldienst Mannes.Lesen Sie wie schlecht es den Schlüsseldienst Mitarbeitern geht - und freuen Sie sich!Dieses Buch steht stellvertretend für alle hart arbeitenden Menschen.Der Wahnsinn von dem jeder Kleinunternehmer betroffen ist. Es beschreibt perfekt die Zustände im Gewerbe. Ironie pur vom Meister persönlichÜberall kleben die Sticker vom Schlüsseldienst. Rot - Grün - Blau - meistens aber Gelb. Auf dem Postkasten, auf der schwarzen Tafel, auf der Tür, immer in Augenhöhe, unauffällig, aber doch gut sichtbar. Garantiert haben Sie die Werbekleber dieser Minifirmen schon öfters gesehen. Vielleicht haben Sie sogar schon mal selbst in einer Notsituation angerufen. Allerdings haben Sie garantiert noch nie nachgedacht, wer diese Menschen sind, die diese bunten Werbekleber verbotenerweise hinterlassen. Wie lebt ein Schlüsseldienst? Sind das überhaupt Menschen? Wer arbeitet beim Schlüsseldienst? Begleiten Sie einen Schlossermeister einen Tag lang bei seiner Arbeit durch die Vielfalt der Grossstadt. Steigen Sie in seinen alten Lieferwagen ein und fahren Sie mit!Eine witzige und rasante Geschichte, amüsant und kurzweilig zu lesen.24 Stunden sind verdammt lang im Kampf gegen Kunden, Schlösser und Beamte!Der Schlüsseldienstjob ist die reine Hölle!Schonungslos und sozialkritischDer Autor erzählt vom weit gefächerten Spektrum seiner Aufträge. Er schildert menschliche Dramen unsichtbare Not, und von privilegierten Beamtentum, die von der Ausweglosigkeit der zumeist völlig verarmten Bevölkerung ihren Nutzen zieht. Er schreibt von illegaler Prostitution der Jugend und vom fehlenden sozialen Netz in einer Stadt, die sich sozial der Welt präsentiert. Mit harten Worten schildert er widerliche Ereignisse in Gaststätten oder mit besonderer Sachlichkeit beschreibt er einen lebensgefährlichen Polizeieinsatz mit einem bewaffneten Gewalttäter.Mit dieser Story werden Ihnen Seiten gezeigt, wie diese Männer mit dem Geheimwissen Türen aufzusperren zu können, erbärmlich tagtäglich das Leben meistern. Obwohl, Leben kann man das nicht bezeichnen eher mehr so eine Art Sklavendienst. Oder besser der Trottel vom Dienst, weil wahrlich nicht mehr drinnen steckt. Der Autor, ein Leid geplagter Schlüsseldienstler offenbart mit seinem Werk die wahre Seite des unbekannten Mannes vom Notdienst. Er spricht seinen BerufskollegInnen aus der Seele und vergisst dabei nicht eine gehörige Portion Humor.Eine tragisch-komische Geschichte, jedoch ist "Lachen erlaubt "Miese Jobs gibt es viele. Ganz miese Jobs gibt es noch mehr. Es kann aber nur einen miesesten Job geben. Dieser Superlativ gebührt ohne Konkurrenz dem Beruf des Schlüsseldienstes. Von der frühesten Morgenstunde bis weit über Mitternacht und dann noch länger, verstörten oder manchmal gefährlichen Kunden mit Schloss- und Schlüsselproblemen die Türe zu öffnen, das ist garantiert eine Aussenstelle der Hölle. Das ewige Fegefeuer selbst, wäre eine Belohnung für den Schlüsselmann.Michael Bübl, Schlossermeister aus Wien, hat mit Traumjob Schlüsseldienst eine humoristische Meisterleistung verfasst. Es wird kein Versuch seitens der Kunden unterlassen den armen Monteur ins Irrenhaus oder auf den Friedhof zu befördern.Das Buch beginnt fulminant und kann den hohen Level bis zum Schluss halten. Es liest sich wie ein zwei Zeilenwitz.Nichts ist erfunden. Alles ist wahr und noch viel schlimmerDieses Buch ist voll von RechtschreibfehlernWarum? - Weil der Autor primitiv ist!

Learn simple Spanish words with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the word memorable. Learning Spanish is so much fun! Perfect for beginners!

If you're looking for some funny bus driver jokes or funny coach driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. This book features some classics as well as some new gags that you definitely wouldn't have heard before, and they will make you smile that's for sure.These jokes for bus drivers will entertain you and brighten up your day. This is a bumper collection of entertaining jokes, puns, gags and stories which includes gems such as the one about the cross eyed bus driver who couldn't see eye to eye with the passengers. You will enjoy some great one-liners, plenty of quick fire question and answer gags and many story based jokes which are guaranteed to get you laughing all the way back to the bus station.While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best bus driver jokes and coach driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend.This book would also make an ideal gift for any bus driver you know, so buy it now!

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Are you f*cking bored! Do you know someone else who's bored? Then buy this sh*t now! THIS BOOK HAS BEEN UPDATED!!!Now includes more than 70 f*cking boredom balls busting activities! We read all of your book reviews and we appreciate that sh*t, so we've added a f*cking ton more puzzles for you to bust your ass enjoying and NO damn blank pages either! In addition to coloring pages with fun vulgar trashy words to help you blow off some steam this book includes all these damn puzzles: Sexy Sudoku puzzlesCocky Crossword puzzlesMotherf*cking Maze puzzlesWTF! Word Search puzzlesKick Ass Kakuro puzzlesSh*tfaced Samurai Sudoku puzzlesCrazy Ass Cryptogram puzzlesBall Bustin' Spot the Difference puzzlesOver the top Odd one Out puzzlesSneaky Ass Slice PuzzlesDirty dot to dot puzzlesAdult Version Would You Rather gamesAdult Version Never Have I Ever gamesAdult Version Trivia games and more!If you're not shy about sexual references, curse words, vulgarity, and all things politically incorrect then THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU!! There are fun puzzles, games, and activities for all skill levels in this book from beginners to advanced. Perfect for travel and also a gag gift for a friend's birthday, holiday gifts, and when you want to get away from your technical gadgets, kick back, laugh, and relax! What the hell are you waiting for? Go ahead and get this swear word adult activity book, have a sh*t load of fun and start relieving some of your f*cking stress today!

Do you want to earn up to a 1219% annual return on your money by two trades per day on KraneShares CSI China Internet ETF KWEB Stock? Reading this book is the only way to have a specific strategy.This book offers you a chance to trade KWEB Stock at predicted prices. Eight methods for buying and selling KWEB Stock at predicted low/high prices are introduced. These prices are very close to the lowest and highest prices of the stock in a day. All methods are explained in a very easy-to-understand way by using many examples, formulas, figures, and tables. The BIG DATA of the 1760 consecutive trading days (from August 1, 2013 to August 26, 2020) are utilized. The methods do not require any background on mathematics from readers. Furthermore, they are easy to use. Each takes you no more than 30 seconds for calculation to obtain a specific predicted price. The methods are not transient. They cannot be beaten by Mr. Market in several years, even until the stock doubles its current age. They are traits of Mr. Market. The reason is that the author uses the law of large numbers in the probability theory to construct them. In other words, you can use the methods in a long time without worrying about their change.The efficiency of the methods can be checked easily. Just compare the predicted prices with the actual price of the stock while referring to the probabilities of success which are shown clearly in the book (click the LOOK INSIDE button to read more information before buying this book). Depending on the number of investors who are interested in this book, the performance of the methods from the publication date will be added to the book after one year, and will be stated here in the description of the book too. You will then see that the methods in this book are outstanding or not.The book is very useful for Investors who have decided to buy the stock and keep it for a long time (as the strategy of Warren Buffett), or to sell the stock and pay attention to other stocks. The methods will help them to maximize profits for their decision. Day traders who buy and sell the stock many times in a day. Although each method is valid one time per day, the information from the methods will help the traders buy/sell the stock in the second time, third time or more in a day. Beginners to KWEB Stock. The book gives an insight about the behavior of the stock. They will surely gain their knowledge of KWEB Stock after reading the book. Everyone who wants to know about the U.S. stock market.

Easy Sudoku Puzzle for Children- Suitable for beginners, medium players and expert Children- Great puzzles with solutions.- LOTS of puzzles- Expertly crafted with accurate skill levels- Large print than in most newspapers and magazines.- Easy to tear out, write in and erase errors.

Hold your sides as you laugh reading this really funny rib tickling book from comedy writer John Freeman. No superglue is required as most readers of this manuscript have already found that once you pick it up and start to read, that it's very hard (or quite impossible) to put it down as you read the seemingly endless number of hilarious anecdotes and fascinating life stories he regales you with. A unique book that will make you laugh out loud!! As John says, HI! I'm John, Fradge, Sid, whatever. I was born in Derby and went to a secondary grammar school for a "waste of time education".All I wanted from life was to become a shopkeeper like my great Grandfather Kensit. (see back cover)The journey from cradle to shopkeeper and beyond was an epic voyage and one I hope you will enjoy. I know you will love reading it as much as I loved writing it.P.S. I was going to put I hope but changed my mind. Grab your copy now before they all go and enjoy the entertaining read of a really funny man!!

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to see your favorite historical figures spit rhymes at each other, then 'Epic Rap Battle of History' is the book for you.Featuring hilarious and unexpected matchups like Bill gate vs Steve Jobs, Isaac newton vs Bill Nye, Batman vs Ironman, Messi vs Ronaldo, and popular super heroes.What are you waiting for? Get this book now and enjoy the epic rap battles.

Someone wise once said, "We all have a little bit of dick in us." 101 Dickish Things To Do To Your Friends is a story of friendship and all its frustrations distilled into 101 cartoons. It celebrates the moments in which a good friend reveals their worst tendencies and continues to be loved anyway.Self-praise for 101 Dickish Things To Do To Your Friends: "I enjoyed this book greatly. Made me laugh. Made me cry. I felt seen.""Educational and insightful, with lots of great examples of how to treat your friends.""Really goes to the heart of the question: why do people like other people?""Truly enlightening - made me realise maybe I'm a dick."

This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Some subject material may be offensive, please read with cautious trepidation. This book is not about poetry. It is a book on quotes that I have found written on many bathroom-stalls all over the globe. There are many original quotes, quotes from differnt countries, as well as some good old 'American-Quotes'. Plus many unkown Author quotes. In otherwords, a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. Some are personal quotes, things that 'pop' into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange, they usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these 'thoughts' to "Bathroom Poetry" anyways.

★ The Authentic Original (Just like your DAD!) ★ Great Father's Day GiftPersonal touch - You can sign the cover!Everyone loves badly timed Dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one Dad right? So help your Dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.Bring laughter and wordplay home to share with Dad and the rest of the Family!

Gedichtchen sind Gedichte, die nicht ganz ernst gemeint sind und sich mehr durch die Freude am Reim als durch die Kunst des Versmaßes auszeichnen. Wer tiefer sucht, findet den einen oder anderen Sinn, der sich als Unsinn tarnt. Oder auch nicht. Dazu Reim-Kombinationen, Wort-Kreationen und noch etwas, das etwas auslöst. Hoffentlich. Es enthält übrigens das wahrscheinlich kürzeste Gedicht der Welt. Schon auswendig gelernt?Diese Sammlung entstand im Lauf von vielen Jahren vor vielen Jahren und wurde 2012 beim österreichischen Trauner Verlag in Linz veröffentlicht. 2023 überarbeitete ich es ein wenig und machte daraus diese Taschenbuch-Version. Ich hoffe, dass die Gedichtchen Freude bereiten. Manches ist schräg, manches absurd, manches sogar schon veraltet, weil die Technologie vorangeschritten ist. Das macht die Reime aber vielleicht umso interessanter. Die Absicht zu unterhalten, bleibt.

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Dating Chronicles! Many dating stories compacted into one book! The drama, the lies, the goofiness, the messy and much more! If you have had any dating stories from hell I am sure you can relate to this book!

Have you ever had a tongue between your cheeks? It's a trick question but simple in context and nature. It delves into the complexities of human relationships and the powerful effects that love can have on our lives. The book tells the story of two people who find themselves irresistibly drawn to each other, even though they come from very different backgrounds. It is a story of two "lovers" or an infatuation of two people that is thrilling, passionate, humorous, and thought-provoking.

☆☆☆☆☆ '...you'll feel like you're there with the all best bits of the trip, crazy people and frustrations too!'A self-confessed world-class slacker is realising a lifetime dream at yoga school in Goa, India.Everything seems perfectly wonderful until the end of the four weeks' training when the newly qualified yogi is ejected from her cushioned existence and bangs into the harsh reality of India's financial crisis, which coincides with the shock of Donald Trump winning the US presidential election. Both bombshells - announced on the same day - take on mystical proportions, impact on yogic bliss, which unravels and disintegrates in the tragic comedy of someone not at all in control. 'Don't get stuck at ice-cream bliss, ' Krishna says with a customary head wobble and broad smile. 'It is not the lasting bliss of enlightenment: it is an illusion. Like ice cream, it will dissolve and disappear. You must pursue pure enlightenment, pure eternal bliss, where everything else is temporary and meaningless.' Is it a great test of The Universe, or simply the effect of being on a beach in Goa? Find out.Click BUY NOW at the top.