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Are you looking to enhance your "Dad Joke" game to a higher level than your competition? Do you want to embarrass your kids and impress the other dads like never before? Look no further!Dad jokes are a perfect way to elicit eye rolls and face palms from your loved ones, while simultaneously getting the nod of approval from the other dads in the room. Every dad needs their own collection of dad jokes to keep in their back pocket at all times. Don't get lost and overwhelmed among the tens of thousands of dad jokes out there, searching for the right ones. They are already hand-picked for you in this book.Not only will you be handed the holy grail of dad jokes, but you will also be shown how to flawlessly and shamelessly execute them.What is included in this book: My inspiration for this book and an over-the-top description of dad jokes.A short, hilarious, and cringy guide detailing the art of dad jokes, forming dad jokes, and executing dad jokesEight different categories of dad jokes, each with a minimum of 25 excellent, hand-picked dad jokes.A final list of my top ten dad jokes.This book contains funny and cringy instructions on perfecting a dad joke. The book will end your search for the perfect dad jokes with over 250 hand-picked jokes spread across 8 amusing categories and ending with my personal top 10 favorites.If you want to enhance your "dad joke" game and gain access to over 250 hilarious and cringy dad jokes, all in one enjoyable read, then scroll up and click the buy button. See you inside!

This book consists of jokes that puts the average guy in stitches. And if you like a good laugh as much as the next guy or galthis collection of rib ticklers is for you (of course you may not think so), but a few of my friends wish that they'd said them instead, especially in the company of lovely women (little do they know that if a girl fancies you, she'll ROFL at your corniestjokes. But if you ask for my advice, I'd say 'read it', but use your judgement as to when and where . . .

HATE TO LOVESECOND CHANCEFORCED PROXIMITYROMCOMÈ dura la vita dell'esploratore e Maxine Miller lo sa bene.Per portare avanti l'eredità - scomodissima - del padre Arthur, archeologo e ladro di tombe sparito nel nulla, si trova a lavorare per Jackson Hill, uomo d'affari senza scrupoli che vende antichi manufatti.Max è decisa a mollare questa vita quando Hill mette sul piatto un'offerta incredibile: la scoperta di un tesoro appartenuto ad una civiltà sconosciuta e informazioni sulle ultime tracce di suo padre.Peccato che l'unico esperto mondiale di questa fantomatica civiltà sia Preston O'Neill, affermato e seguito docente di Cambridge, che odia Max.Odio che è ricambiato dalla ragazza e che deve la sua nascita ai trascorsi a dir poco turbolenti tra i due, quando Max era solo una studentessa.L'obiettivo fa gola a entrambi, come la fame di risposte. Così, decideranno di sotterrare l'ascia di guerra e collaborare. L'unico problema: l'attrazione elettrica tra i due. Che pensavano sopita, e invece... è sempre lì, palpabile e pronta a travolgerli.Tra inseguimenti, civiltà scomparse e incontri decisamente ravvicinati, Preston e Maxine dovranno capire che tipo di tesoro stanno davvero cercando. ANCHE SE E' AMORE NON SI VEDE è un romanzo autoconclusivo.

35 pages of LGBTQIA+ affirming fun! Not for children or the easily offended. Included in your activity book are: frameable quote coloring pagesDaily Fabulocity TrackerColor the Drag QueensPolitical Voodoo DollThe Official Gay AgendaThe Wheel of Lifeand MORE!

Who says divorce has to be awful and sad all the time? Healing isn't easy, but cussing and laughing helps. Makes the perfect gift for your divorcing friend. Included in this book are: 34 pages of adult divorce funframeable coloring pages with funny divorce quotesActiviby pages like "The Kick Ass in Court Koala" and "Maybe Swearing Will Help"Mood TrackerMonthly Sleep Tracker"Stupid Shit my Ex Says" TrackerThe Wheel of IDGAFand MORE!

40 Pages of ADHD Affirming F-bomb Fun! One more thing you can use when your brain needs to multitask! Including in your new favorite activity book are: Frameable coloring pages with funny ADHD affirming quotesThe Procrastinator BunnyThe ADHD Strengths IcebergUniquie Things about YOUR ADHD brain, Money Tracker for New Hobbies"I had it in my hand a second ago!" activity pageMonthly Journaland MORE!

Having fun is the hallmark of the teenage years. Pulling pranks is generally fun. At Bright Lives Academy, a private school, pranking has been elevated to an art form. The uptight, upright founders of Bright Lives Academy were subjected to their first prank at the 1898 graduation ceremony. This book captures the hijinks and frivolity of several generations of pranksters at Bright Lives Academy. The pranksters change from generation to generation, but having fun pulling pranks is their ultimate goal. These madcap pranksters take pride that while having fun their zany antics never cause physical harm, and never damage school property.

Need a gag gift for that office party? This book is sure to help make you the life of the party and fill the room with laughter with this easy, sarcastic, and sometimesinappropriate adult book. Filled with gag gift ideas that you can share with the office or put together for tons of fun! This Gag book features: 101 unique gag gift ideasHumorous adult gag gift ideas- give the book as a gag gift or use one of the fun ideas listedThis Gag book is perfect for: A coworker moving to a new jobA coworker with a sense of humorYour favorite coworkerWhite elephant giftStocking stufferSecret SantaOffice gag giftAnyone tired of adulting

"8 Random Poems" is a captivating collection of eight interconnected stories that delve into a woman's profound experiences navigating various life stages. From the challenges of hair loss and aging to the complexities of relationships and the bittersweet farewells, this book explores the universal themes of love, resilience, and personal growth.

Recipient of the Literary Titan's Book Award for October 2023, "Better Be Home When the Streetlights Come On" is the story of old friends who reminisce about their adventures during the summer of 1963. The backdrop is a small steel mill town, Braddock, Pennsylvania which lies to the east of Pittsburgh along the Monongahela River. Follow James Aloysius "Jack" Conley, as he meanders from the end of his school year at St. Brendan's Catholic school to the crescendo of all boyhood experiences - a week at Boy Scout camp marking the end of summer. On this journey are his inseparable buddies, Jewish kid, Don "Brain"" Cohen and their African American partner Chris "Chief" Johnson. "Brain" was given his nickname since he was the smartest among us kids. Chris was dubbed "Chief" since he claimed to have native American ancestry. Between the end of school and Boy Scout camp, the three will traverse various adventures of their eleven-year-old life and times. Along the way, readers will smile, laugh, and cry at the nostalgic look back at a more simple and innocent time.

"Fans of the movie will enjoy Vinny and Lisa's further adventures." -Publishers Weekly Vincent Gambini is still outrageous but he's knocking down legal opponents faster than ducks at a shooting gallery. It's wheels-up in Book 3 as Vinny takes on opponents in New Hampshire and Mexico before hitting the ground in New Orleans where a young man has been accused of murder. With the lad's previous attorney forced to resign, Vinny is charged with the responsibility of vindicating his defendant of this most heinous crime, but is he too late to turn around a trial that began well before he got involved? Vinny may not be a magician but that won't stop him from trying to pull a rabbit out of his hat and snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. Follow Vinny and Lisa as they continue to right wrongs in another sidesplitting installment of the My Cousin Vinny series. Praise for the My Cousin Vinny series ... "I've been waiting for years to find out what happened to Vinny Gambini and Lisa. Now we know. Top-notch fun." -Steve Berry, New York Times bestselling author "Like visiting with old friends, Back to Brooklyn captures the fun and spontaneity of every lawyer's favorite legal comedy, My Cousin Vinny. As surefooted as a '63 Pontiac with Positraction." -William Landay, New York Times bestselling author "If you're anything like me, you can't get enough of My Cousin Vinny. So what could be more fun than the continuing adventures of Vincent Gambini and Mona Lisa Vito? This is the kind of book you will want to read again and again. I loved it!" -J. Carson Black, New York Times bestselling author "I can still remember falling on the floor laughing at My Cousin Vinny. Now, Vinny and Lisa are back thanks to the brilliant mind of Lawrence Kelter. The characters have not only arrived back into my life like long-lost friends, but the novel has got me down on the floor laughing my tail off." -Vincent Zandri, New York Times bestselling author "With Back to Brooklyn Lawrence Kelter turns the traditional mold inside out by taking a screenplay and using it as the basis for a novel. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? Vinny Gambini litigates a murder case while his sharp-tongued girlfriend, Mona Lisa Vito, investigates. The result is a murder mystery set in Brooklyn that is full of local flavor, twists and turns, and is just plain funny as hell. I loved it!" -Scott Pratt, bestselling author of the Joe Dillard series "A quarter century and they haven't aged a day. Vinny and Lisa are still going toe-to-toe in that riotous cat and mouse game we just can't get enough of. Back to Brooklyn is clever, crisp, fun. I dare you not to laugh." -Diane Capri, New York Times bestselling author of The Hunt for Jack Reacher series Praise for Lawrence Kelter ... "Lawrence Kelter is an exciting new novelist, who reminds me of an early Robert Ludlum." -Nelson DeMille, New York Timesbestselling author

Have you ever wondered about German humour? Well, wonder no more! In "Why do the Germans have a great Sense of Humour," you'll find the answer - "they don't" on every page.Have you always wanted to give a gift to a German friend? Or have you ever had a debate about whether Germans have a sense of humor, and your conversation partner insisted that Germans are a humorous bunch? Well, now you have it in black and white, all in good fun! Here's the answer you've been seeking.Whether it's for your German friend as a thoughtful present or simply for yourself, this book is perfect for a good laugh whenever you need one. With its eye-catching design, it will stand out on your shelf and is sure to bring laughter to your guests' faces.So why wait? Grab this book now and enjoy the humorous journey.

Preparati a un'avventura di puro divertimento e liberazione creativa con "40 Insulti e Parolacce da Colorare"! Questo audace e irriverente libro da colorare vi condurrà in un mondo in cui l'arte si unisce alla lingua piccante per offrirvi un'esperienza senza freni e senza censura. Esplorate una collezione unica di espressioni linguistiche proibite e lasciate che i vostri colori preferiti esprimano tutta la vostra ira, gioia o frustrazione. Ogni pagina è un invito a sfogare le emozioni in modo sano ed esilarante, trasformando queste parole scintillanti in vere e proprie opere d'arte. "40 Insulti e Parolacce da Colorare" vi invita a rompere le regole, abbracciando la potenza terapeutica del colore. Allacciate le cinture e preparatevi a una passeggiata esplosiva attraverso la vostra immaginazione, perché qui non ci sono limiti né filtri: cosa aspetti, è tempo di colorare fuori dagli schemi!

This book is a sequel to Jack Russell Forever, and unfortunately it is not understandable without having read the first book. Guys yay we are back!!! I'm Jack!!! Do you guys remember me and Nick and Matt? I sure hope so, because I am about to tell you one of the best Christmas stories ever! Are you ready? Yay Christmas!!! Yay friendship!!! Yay for messiness!!! Yay for tennis balls!!! You may be wondering now what the heck tennis balls have to do with Christmas, but you must never forget that I am a Jack Russell, and when a Jack Russell is involved, whatever the story, tennis balls are always involved! So? Who wants to start reading first? Shall we count to decide? "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, three Jack Russells on the floor, waging war, over a piece of bologna, the smartest one ate it, eeny, meeny, miny, moe!" Yay! I'll start!!! Happy reading to all!!! Instagram: maria vittoria pratesi

Humor is something that most of us can agree is essential in life. However, it is not often that we find serious discussions about the advantages of using humor in our daily lives and in the workplace. This book will show you how to use humor to foster creativity, improve memory, create a better work atmosphere, and build strong relationships that will help you make the most of life. Get your copy today and learn how to use humor to maximize living!

"Esperienze di Rider: Risate, Amicizia e Consegne Stravaganti nella Riviera Romagnola. Un'avventura divertente e commovente che celebra l'importanza delle relazioni e dei sorrisi condivisi mentre si percorrono strade insolite e si scoprono nuovi orizzonti."

Introducing "Wit & Wisdom: A Coloring Book for Grown-ups" - a delightful collection of 25 drawings paired with hilarious and wise quotes that will leave you chuckling and pondering life's little quirks. This coloring book is the perfect blend of witty sarcasm, retro dad jokes, and deadpan humor that's sure to resonate with adults seeking a relaxing and uplifting escape from the daily grind. "Wit & Wisdom" is designed for any adult who appreciates smart humor. Whether you're facing life's challenges or simply need a light pick-me-up, this coloring book is the perfect companion. Picture yourself relaxing on a quiet afternoon, colored pencils in hand, as you immerse yourself in the whimsical world of laughter and art.But it's not just about coloring - the real magic lies in the quotes that accompany each drawing. Get ready to chuckle as you encounter witty sarcasm, retro dad jokes, and deadpan humor that's close to reality. The cleverly curated quotes add an extra layer of charm, perfectly complementing the visual journey and making this coloring book a standout among its peers.The clean and clever humor ensures that this coloring book is suitable for all audiences, making it an ideal gift for friends, family, or coworkers. Share the joy of laughter with your loved ones, and let them discover the pleasure of blending colors and wit.

Disclaimer: This book is Satire. With the increase in homeschooling over the past couple years, people are starting to worry students will not get the dose of brain washing needed. Learning your ABCs with liberalism will help serve as a great supplemental learning book for your children getting to know the alphabet. You can rest assured your child will receive a good dose of propaganda mixed in with the fundamentals of learning. It will be like they are sitting in a classroom along many other confused children wondering why the world is so dark and hopeless thanks to the cultural agendas shoved down each and every one of their innocent throats. Buy this book today and feel confident as you homeschool your child, no matter what they identify as, they will get the fine quality education served in our local public school systems. BONUS: FUN AND GAMES SECTION!!

El joven mago Zam es lo que vulgarmente se conoce como un mago de pacotilla. Es decir, de mago solo tiene la apariencia y de magia sabe más bien poco. Lo suficiente, sin embargo, como para sacarse unas pocas monedas gracias al patético espectáculo que monta en cada pueblo que visita junto a Avieso, su caballo tordo y parlanchín que no es suyo porque no es una propiedad (esto ya lo entenderán cuando lean el libro). Caminantes de caminos y pobres por naturaleza, el joven mago Zam y su infatigable caballo Avieso están también abiertos a otro tipo de negocios, que no está la vida como para andar cerrándose puertas, por lo que aceptarán un trabajito especial en el apacible pueblo de Villajocosa, bello lugar donde sus "alegres" habitantes no pueden parar de reír debido a una extraña circunstancia que ahora mismo no debo revelarles por aquello de mantener la intriga y no destripar la historia, ya saben. En definitiva, con estos mimbres, ¿qué puede salir mal?

Get ready to embark on a rib-tickling journey through the animal kingdom with "A Whimsical Collection of Animal-Inspired Dad Jokes." This hilarious collection of puns, wordplay, and classic dad jokes is filled to the brim with laughter-inducing humor that will delight readers of all ages.Dive into the depths of the ocean with jokes about sea creatures like fish, sharks, dolphins, and seagulls. From fin-tastic puns to waves of laughter, these underwater escapades are sure to make a splash with both kids and adults alike.Roam the vast savannas and dense jungles of the land as you encounter lions, elephants, giraffes, and more. Join in the fun with animal-related puns and witty one-liners that will leave you roaring with laughter like a pride of lions.Take to the skies and soar with jokes about birds of all feathers - from wise old owls to witty parrots. You'll find feather-ruffling humor that's sure to lift your spirits as high as an eagle in flight.With over 100 pun-tastic jokes, this collection is the perfect companion for family gatherings, road trips, or simply unwinding after a long day. The book's clever illustrations add an extra layer of charm, making it an engaging read for children and a nostalgic delight for grown-ups.Whether you're a seasoned dad-joke aficionado or new to the world of witty animal humor, this book will leave you grinning like a Cheshire cat. So, dive in, hop along, and take flight with the wildest and wittiest animal jokes ever told. Laughter is guaranteed, and groans are encouraged!

Enter the realm where mops and vacuums are not weapons of choice!Staring down a fortress of clutter and recoiling in despair? Feeling defeated by the mighty armies of Cleanliness? 101 Creative Excuses To Not Clean is your guide, arming you with clever excuses and witty answers to dodge the cleaning gauntlet.Inside this treasure trove, you'll find:

BlockChain Development for Babies is a nice children's book with tons of cool colors, numbers, and text.An ideal fun gift for new parents starting their journey in blockchain programming while staying at home with their children.On each page, you can read the source code of a simple app written in the most popular blockchain programming language: solidity. All code written in this book is proper solidity code!

Join the faithful followers of Cheesus Crust in this collection of inspired stories, psalms and messages, celebrating the divine art of pizza-making. Written by the enigmatic author, Pepperoni Prosecco, this book will take you on a spiritual journey through the joys of pizza, using sacred words and evocative imagery to explore the role of pizza in our lives. From the importance of fresh ingredients to the art of the pizza toss, this collection of psalms will inspire you to seek enlightenment through the humble pizza pie. Perfect for pizza enthusiasts, religious scholars, and anyone looking for a fresh take on spirituality, this book is a must-read for all who seek to understand the divine nature of this beloved food.

A tongue-in-cheek guide to Switzerland from that nation's best-known CanadianEmily has been in Switzerland for 12 years and has taken the whole integration thing a bit too far. She uses Aromat. She knows how to play the alphorn. She has even come in 13th place in a Jass tournament. Her entertaining videos about her experiences in Switzerland have been viewed more than 15 million times on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.Now she is finally sharing her knowledge in print. Emily Explains the Swiss includes everything from Apéro to Cows, all the way through to Heidi, Jass and Znüni. Illustrated by PanpanCucul (you may recognize his adorable stick figures), this one small book might not tell you everything you ned to know about Switzerland, but it will make you laugh.

This book is a humorous take on the woes of everyday life in late 18th-century England. Through the two characters of Timothy Testy and Samuel Sensitive, Beresford explores the frustrations and irritations of daily existence, from the trivial to the profound. Beresford's wit and satire make this an entertaining and engaging read.This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

A collection of stories and musings by two fellas who worked at America's most iconic convenience store chain for way too long.

In these troubled times when everything seems so serious, this tale of a young man finding himself, finding love, and finding adventure may be the most humorous, fascinating, and enriching story to be offered in a long while.But wait, there's more. You're about to discover a young Princess and a lost puppy in here too.

Does small talk make you shrivel into your shell like a frightened hermit crab? Do you dream of living in a cottage in the woods with no company except a cat and unlimited books? Then Please Don't Sit With Me is the humorous guidebook for you!This book equips introverts with essential skills for maintaining sanity and space in an extrovert world. Learn tried-and-true tips for dodging human interaction so you can recharge social batteries on your own terms. Master the art of the Irish goodbye, constructing therapeutic furniture forts, projecting an aura of busyness, and more antisocial yet polite behavior guaranteeing alone time.Please Don't Sit With Me blends laugh-out-loud humor with practical advice for avoiding the chaos of crowds and unwanted conversations. Expand your loner horizons with chapters on pet bonding, noise-cancelling headphones, establishing coffee shop friendships without commitment, and savoring the sweetness of solitude.This book's simple strategies help you embrace your inner weirdo. Reclaim your need for solo rest and reflection without guilt! Soon you'll be skipping parties and slipping away from people with graceful introvert style.

Una raccolta di rapporti del personale di bordo su anomalie riscontrate durante il viaggio in treno. Spesso esilaranti.