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Hold your sides as you laugh reading this really funny rib tickling book from comedy writer John Freeman. No superglue is required as most readers of this manuscript have already found that once you pick it up and start to read, that it's very hard (or quite impossible) to put it down as you read the seemingly endless number of hilarious anecdotes and fascinating life stories he regales you with. A unique book that will make you laugh out loud!! As John says, HI! I'm John, Fradge, Sid, whatever. I was born in Derby and went to a secondary grammar school for a "waste of time education".All I wanted from life was to become a shopkeeper like my great Grandfather Kensit. (see back cover)The journey from cradle to shopkeeper and beyond was an epic voyage and one I hope you will enjoy. I know you will love reading it as much as I loved writing it.P.S. I was going to put I hope but changed my mind. Grab your copy now before they all go and enjoy the entertaining read of a really funny man!!

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to see your favorite historical figures spit rhymes at each other, then 'Epic Rap Battle of History' is the book for you.Featuring hilarious and unexpected matchups like Bill gate vs Steve Jobs, Isaac newton vs Bill Nye, Batman vs Ironman, Messi vs Ronaldo, and popular super heroes.What are you waiting for? Get this book now and enjoy the epic rap battles.

Someone wise once said, "We all have a little bit of dick in us." 101 Dickish Things To Do To Your Friends is a story of friendship and all its frustrations distilled into 101 cartoons. It celebrates the moments in which a good friend reveals their worst tendencies and continues to be loved anyway.Self-praise for 101 Dickish Things To Do To Your Friends: "I enjoyed this book greatly. Made me laugh. Made me cry. I felt seen.""Educational and insightful, with lots of great examples of how to treat your friends.""Really goes to the heart of the question: why do people like other people?""Truly enlightening - made me realise maybe I'm a dick."

This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it.This work is in the "public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.

Some subject material may be offensive, please read with cautious trepidation. This book is not about poetry. It is a book on quotes that I have found written on many bathroom-stalls all over the globe. There are many original quotes, quotes from differnt countries, as well as some good old 'American-Quotes'. Plus many unkown Author quotes. In otherwords, a book to read while one relieves him or herself in the latrine, bathroom, head or toilet, while taking a crap, dropping a stool, pinching a loaf, dropping the kids off at the lake, I could go on, but I am sure you get the picture. Some are personal quotes, things that 'pop' into my brain at any given moment. Sometimes these thoughts are followed by bouts of laughter that cause people that are standing near me to think that I am strange, they usually react by walking away fast. But I decided to add these 'thoughts' to "Bathroom Poetry" anyways.

★ The Authentic Original (Just like your DAD!) ★ Great Father's Day GiftPersonal touch - You can sign the cover!Everyone loves badly timed Dad jokes because they are told by your dad, and you only get one Dad right? So help your Dad improve his collection of jokes that will make you cringe and laugh at the same time.Bring laughter and wordplay home to share with Dad and the rest of the Family!

Gedichtchen sind Gedichte, die nicht ganz ernst gemeint sind und sich mehr durch die Freude am Reim als durch die Kunst des Versmaßes auszeichnen. Wer tiefer sucht, findet den einen oder anderen Sinn, der sich als Unsinn tarnt. Oder auch nicht. Dazu Reim-Kombinationen, Wort-Kreationen und noch etwas, das etwas auslöst. Hoffentlich. Es enthält übrigens das wahrscheinlich kürzeste Gedicht der Welt. Schon auswendig gelernt?Diese Sammlung entstand im Lauf von vielen Jahren vor vielen Jahren und wurde 2012 beim österreichischen Trauner Verlag in Linz veröffentlicht. 2023 überarbeitete ich es ein wenig und machte daraus diese Taschenbuch-Version. Ich hoffe, dass die Gedichtchen Freude bereiten. Manches ist schräg, manches absurd, manches sogar schon veraltet, weil die Technologie vorangeschritten ist. Das macht die Reime aber vielleicht umso interessanter. Die Absicht zu unterhalten, bleibt.

EXCLUSIVITE AMAZON - 360 blagues à tous les degrés pour faire le tour du Zob. Dans ce livre inédit, Calusson s'amuse avec le surnom, si bien trouvé, d'Éric Zemmour. Avec près de 400 blagues, le Zob en prend pour son grade et ce petit plaisir coupable est terriblement jouissif. 10% des bénéfices de ce livre seront reversés à une association venant en aide aux migrants, une association féministe et une association de défense des homosexuels.

Dating Chronicles! Many dating stories compacted into one book! The drama, the lies, the goofiness, the messy and much more! If you have had any dating stories from hell I am sure you can relate to this book!

Have you ever had a tongue between your cheeks? It's a trick question but simple in context and nature. It delves into the complexities of human relationships and the powerful effects that love can have on our lives. The book tells the story of two people who find themselves irresistibly drawn to each other, even though they come from very different backgrounds. It is a story of two "lovers" or an infatuation of two people that is thrilling, passionate, humorous, and thought-provoking.

☆☆☆☆☆ '...you'll feel like you're there with the all best bits of the trip, crazy people and frustrations too!'A self-confessed world-class slacker is realising a lifetime dream at yoga school in Goa, India.Everything seems perfectly wonderful until the end of the four weeks' training when the newly qualified yogi is ejected from her cushioned existence and bangs into the harsh reality of India's financial crisis, which coincides with the shock of Donald Trump winning the US presidential election. Both bombshells - announced on the same day - take on mystical proportions, impact on yogic bliss, which unravels and disintegrates in the tragic comedy of someone not at all in control. 'Don't get stuck at ice-cream bliss, ' Krishna says with a customary head wobble and broad smile. 'It is not the lasting bliss of enlightenment: it is an illusion. Like ice cream, it will dissolve and disappear. You must pursue pure enlightenment, pure eternal bliss, where everything else is temporary and meaningless.' Is it a great test of The Universe, or simply the effect of being on a beach in Goa? Find out.Click BUY NOW at the top.

★ 184 knifflige Rätsel mit Lösungen im Anhang★ 3 Schwierigksstufen: leicht - mittelschwer - sehr schwer★ Kompakt und handlich! Perfekt für unterwegs!★ 127 x 203 mm, ca. DIN A6★ Tolles Geschenk für die Liebsten oder für sich selbst!★ Viel Spaß und Erfolg beim Lösen!

A book of quotes, covering 23 different categories, that will cause you to laugh, think deeply, be inspired, or be entertained.

ARE YOU FEELING STUCK IN A RUT IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP? Do you miss the excitement and passion that you once had? Are you feeling like the spark in your relationship has dimmed? Are you struggling to connect with your partner like you used to? Are you searching for ways to reignite the passion and make your relationship thrive again? You're not alone. Many couples go through periods where they feel disconnected and unfulfilled in their relationship. But it doesn't have to stay that way. While falling in love is effortless, maintaining a strong and thriving relationship can be a challenge. It can be difficult to keep the spark alive amidst the demands of daily life, conflicts, and monotony. But the good news is that it's possible to reignite the spark and rejuvenate your love. "Enchanted Togetherness: 10 Gems To Rejuvenating the Spark in Your Relationship" is a guidebook designed to help couples rediscover the magic of their love and bring back the excitement, passion, and connection they once had. Whether you're looking to save a struggling relationship or simply want to make your love stronger, this book is for you. With the tools and strategies provided, you'll be on your way to rejuvenating the spark in your relationship and falling in love all over again. "Get a copy as Valentine is fast Approaching"

Everyone knows a pessimist. It seems as if no matter how fabulous the situation, a pessimist can always find a dark cloud. Using exaggeration, the author take us into the mind of a pessimist and shows us a pessimist's outlook on life. If you are an optimist, you will enjoy a chuckle at the expense of a pessimist. If you are a pessimist, you will see how you look to an optimist. Excerpt: "Good morning, Lord, another day. The sun is up. I guess I'll pray. Thanks for my house and car and kids and other things you've blessed me with. But God, I think this world's a mess. There are wars, famine, pestilence. I could get robbed or sick or hurt; Stock market crash, I'd lose my shirt!"

I'm Tara, and I'd just like to introduce myself. I have been performing for eight years and am now eighteen years old. I dance when I'm upset, furious, or just want to get away from this world. To be honest, I can't. I like to smoke a couple joints and then have a drink when I go out spinning or hang out at my dad's clubhouse. My father is the president of the Wild Rider MC. My family consists of four elder brothers. I'm the only woman here. I usually stay in my room when they host parties. I'll be pleased when my tiny house is finished. If that's the case, I'll simply go hide in the back. When I got to the gym, I secured my bike and walked over. My dance studio is located to the left. I didn't notice the biker following me. Even while I danced, I was unaware that nearly half of the boys on the opposite end were staring at me. When I turned around after turning off the music, I noticed that it was all men. "Please accept my apologies. You've possessed some serious dance talents. There will be a lucky person who will get to dance with u one day." "That is unlikely to happen. I'm 18 years old and have never been in a relationship. Countless times. In high school, no one ever invited me to the prom. As a result, I doubt I'll ever learn to dance in this manner with a partner." If we had met while we both were in high school, I would have taken her out on a date. If she asked, I'd invite her to dance. I was compelled to take dance courses from the age of 10 until I graduated from high school. As a working partnership, we could complement each other in a variety of ways.

Do you sometimes wondered if you're really cut out to be a parent? Do you read parenting books and try to apply what you learn from them, but it doesn't seem to work on your children? Do you wonder if you're losing control, or perhaps your mind? If so, this is the book for you. You're sure to feel better reading these absolutely true stories (with only a teensy, weensy bit of exaggeration) of the Clay family. And look! Their children turned out alright! Yours will, too. With laugh-out-loud humor, Barry Clay (edited by his wife Joanne and children Lauren, Jared, Marilla, and Nolan) brings a humorous (and sometimes chaotic) slice of reality that is sure to make things look better. Or at least funnier!

Another entertaining and interesting collection of short-stories covering Key West and New York city.

A book about design agencies, above-ground pools, and magic tea by the New York Times bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground. "As sharp, and often as cutting, as a scalpel." THE SUN "Thorne's second book is just as stupid, irreverent, and hilarious as his first." THE SYDNEY MORNING HERALD "Instantly engaging and incredibly funny." PUBLISHERS WEEKLY

Caco, tal como la recuerda la mitología griega, era un gigante, mitad hombre y mitad sátiro, cuyo mayor empeño (por no decir el único) era esquilmarle los bienes al prójimo. Su fama, lo ha llevado a convertirse, con el correr del tiempo, en patrón de los ladrones. No hay personas, sean políticos, funcionarios, o simples ciudadanos de la actualidad y de otros tiempos que, llegado el momento de hacer sus trapisondas, no se haya encomendado alguna vez a él. Vaya este libro en homenaje a todos los diplomados en su ciencia. Créanme que se lo merecen. Con sus ingenios, han podido superar largamente a su maestro y mentor.

This collection of true-life stories and musings has developed over the years, finally to be gathered into one volume. Comprised of insights about life, pets, and raising children, this volume of short anecdotes provides a view into the human experiences we all share.While many of the stories are amusing, some touch on loss and fear, and the challenge of being a parent in the modern world.

Annie Miriam is the creator of this book, "Success in the midst of challenges. Annie has a background in research, and she relies on that expertise in the writing that she does.This is one of her many works that has been published, and it contains the book that we are talking about here. Many other works by her have been noticed even in the society at large.She has had multiple books published under her name during her fruitful literary career, which has lasted for more than seven years.Annie is not just a writer, but she is also an actress, a chancellor, and a young businesswoman who is has achieved success in all of the projects that she is involved in. Johnson McDonald circumstances became worse when all means of livelihood ended despite his urge and willingness to achieve greatness. This book contains a story of a young man whose desire was limited by circumstances which made him take a bold step to success.

These riddles are designed to give a good belly laugh, some are brain-teasers requiring some problem solving skills and lateral thinking.

Have you ever worked at a place, maybe it was your first job or your craziest job, where even if it was not a fun workplace environment, there were still people around you that made the job worthwhile? Do you have more stories that came out of your time there than you can remember? If you are lucky in life, you have had one of those types of jobs or maybe you are in one right now. HOW WAS I NOT FIRED is a compilation of the stories that happened at the Zstore, Funimation's online retail storefront. Starting in a small feed store and moving to larger warehouses, these are the funny stories of what happened inside the walls of the Zstore.

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本書蒐錄知名學者鮑家麟教授40件雋永作品──我們那一代的見聞、經歷、感想和回憶。是鮑家麟教授在課餘，興之所至，以嘉霖筆名所寫。大部份在世界日報和亞省時報刊出。書中文章的類別可分解憂﹑勵志﹑歷史﹑教學﹑家在圖桑及其他。本書為《臺大人回憶錄叢書》之一，是臺大人文庫系列作品。序言 這是我繼"婦女問題隨想錄之二：沙漠甘霖"（台北稻鄉出版社出版）之後的另一散文集，搜羅了四十餘篇雜文，加上幾首詩歌。是我在課餘，興之所至，以嘉霖筆名所寫。大部份在世界日報和亞省時報刊出。本想題名為"敝帚集"，取敝帚自珍之意，但此一書名已有人用過，只好作罷。 書中文章的類別可分解憂﹑勵志﹑歷史﹑教學﹑家在圖桑及其他。解憂類的有解憂功，美國的車尾文學，新鮮玩意兒，西洋歌劇真有趣，第一次看歌劇，盡信GPS不如無GPS。勵志類的有天堂地獄俱在人心，境由心生，從莫扎爾特說起，過猶不及，明天會更好，無顏見江東父老情結，以及好好念書的歌詞。 文史類較多，有中國的發明對西方的影響，孔子的行情，易經是人類的寶典，地球暖化，美國的少數民族，叫德國人太沉重，從"最後一課"到歐盟：阿爾薩斯去來，張良與黃石老人──歷史的想像，燕梳鎮屋柏文共渡，筆名等篇。教學類的有知識就是力量，教學服務，介紹信，學生評鑒教授應予廢止，晝寢，學中文趣味多。 家住美國西域的圖桑，夏天炎熱高溫，見於鐵釘殺手一文，及見山火有感的塔形詩。對付這種氣候的辦法有消暑功一文。圖桑的土地婆──露伊絲馬歇爾，和外遇演習，也都是圖桑的故事。其他的雜文中，有個"子不語"類，凡涉及不科學或迷信者皆屬此類，掉頭髮，與科學實驗共舞，神佛難為，太陽能與大日如來密法等皆是。 本書由走在時代尖端的漢世紀微出版公司（EHGBooks）全球發行，在www.amazon.com就可買到，是我的光榮。

The Best Brain Teasers Puzzles Game is a massive collection of word & picture puzzles that contain a hidden word, phrase or idiom. These have been popular for hundreds of years. This book contains easy to mind bending rebus puzzles to keep young and old entertained and challenged for hours! And do not worry, the answers are in the back. This book is sure to keep you thoroughly entertained.puzzles types: MIRROR puzzles, SLICE puzzles, SECERT WORD, DOUBLE VISION puzzles, PIANO WORDS puzzles, MAP puzzles, ENCRYPTED puzzles, ANAGRAM puzzles, HIDDEN WORD puzzles, 75+ puzzles insidegreat as a gift for all

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It is just past noon as you arrive early at the dentist's office for your appointment. Never one to enjoy your stay in that dreaded chair, you hope to get in early and get it over with before heading on to more enjoyable endeavors. Life unfortunately has decided to prolong your agony as you learn that the doctor is "running a little behind" today. "Hmmph", you mutter as you retake your place in the waiting room. Perusing the various magazines that litter the end table, you look for a minor distraction. You brush past the usual news, science and techno-doohickey periodicals and collect the book lying there that has caught your eye. Lightly thumbing through, you discover that it is a collection of various short stories, the perfect answer to while away the moments as you begin to forget about why you're here in the first place. In short order the clinical surroundings have slipped away and you are soon carried away into another's world, now a casual observer into moments strange and new, yet also so familiar. Having easily drifted away, you are soon strolling along beside the author through various comedic or sentimental moments in life. Finishing up a tale of "popcorn thieves" you are now transported to a quiet waterfront pier as the storyteller takes you to ... "Excuse me. I'm so sorry to interrupt but I guess you didn't hear me calling you. You can come on back. The doctor is ready to see you now." Slightly flustered, you find yourself once again back in reality as you follow the receptionist in to that dreaded chair. With a few pangs of guilt, you quietly slip "Snippets of a Life" under your jacket, hoping no one will notice and promising yourself you'll bring it back as soon as you've finished reading. Sound familiar? Relax. You don't need to feel guilty about stealing Dr. P. Sherman's office copy. Simply pick up your own copy and enjoy the tales wherever and whenever you so choose. I would however recommend that you wait until you're in more comfortable surroundings to avoid unpleasant return trips to reality.

El mundo es fascinante, los poetas los vienen diciendo desde hace siglos y tienen razón. Esto no es... Una Guía Turística no es una guía turística, como su nombre indica. Es una celebración de la sorpresa, el absurdo y la fascinación que nos transmiten 21 lugares curiosos del mundo. Son casas encantadas, hoteles imposibles, monolitos modernos, jardines llenos de monstruos, llamas eternas saliendo de la tierra, habitaciones colgadas en las alturas, casas estrechas y, en general, monumentos al imperio de la imaginación. Acompáñanos, querido lector, por un paseo que celebra sitios donde la lógica ha caído, donde la funcionalidad ni se plantea, donde el juego, el ridículo y, a veces, la estupidez humana reina. Puede parecer mentira, puede sonar a cuento, pero no. Todo, todo, lo que leerás aquí es cierto, tan cierto como la biografía autorizada de muchos políticos. Porque este es un mundo extraño y a veces incomprensible, y queremos brindar por ello contigo. Como dijo el gran poeta Ciriano Plubio Nasón "Cuanto más veo, menos entiendo, pero mejor me lo paso". Sobre 21 Lugares Curiosos del Mundo, se ha dicho: "Lo más divertido que me has leído antes de ir a dormir"Descendiente de uno de los autores "Una soberana tontería, de verdad"Fístulo Bajón, Presidente de la Asociación de Tristes y Cenizos"Un libro indispensable"Máximo Acreedor de la editorial. Sobre los autores se cuenta que: Oriol Font i Bassa, descendiente de una larga estirpe de profesionales reconocidos en trabajos respetables, rompió la tradición, primero estudiando cine y después consagrando su vida a las letras y a las conversaciones de bar, lo que le llevará a una larga tortura en el lugar de castigo de alguna de las religiones que hay en el mundo (estadísticamente una u otra tendrá razón). En 2018 publicó su primera novela, Ovejas y Mierda (sí, no es un título de coña, existe), es periodista y director de contenidos de la web www.laisladelosconejos.com Albert Rubio i Costa nació pagano renacido en la cara oculta de la luna, pero al poco la familia se mudó a Santa Coloma de Gramanet, sin apenas notarlo. Estudió con los Jesuitas, se licenció en Filosofía y es Máster en Creación Literaria. Reside con su esposa, dos hijas, una chistera y un conejo blanco, en Vic. No tiene Twitter ni Facebook ni Instagram ni tatuajes visibles, podría estar sentado a tu lado en este mismo instante y no lo sabrías.