Humor

"I've been trying very hard lately to not become a grumpy old queen... I fear I'm not being entirely successful." Actor/writer Leon Acord (Old Dogs & New Tricks) is annoyed. About cancel culture. About getting older. Precocious parents. Closeted actors. Technology. Racism. Facebook. Culture wars. MAGA. In his new collection of comic essays, queer curmudgeon (queer-mudgeon?) Acord tackles these subjects and more. But it's not all gloom and doom. There are also lighter pieces, about gay men's love of divas, how to embrace getting older, why trans rights benefits everyone, and an extensive catalog of movies made before 2000 that every gay man born after 2000 should see. He discusses how he finally kicked the cigarette habit, how show business has changed in the past 20 years, and why Leslie Jordan inspires him to remain happy even as the world seems to be falling apart. If you enjoyed Acord's 2020 tongue-in-cheek "Hollywood memoir by a non-famous actor" SUB-LEBRITY - The Queer Life of a Show-Biz Footnote, you'll love this new assortment of bitchy but bubbly ruminations on modern-day life. "Acord's own proclivity for trouble means that his accounts can be racy, offensive (to some), forthright, and satisfyingly political." Diane Donovan, Midwest Book Review (reviewing SUB-LEBRITY).

Cette nouvelle aventure démarre avec l'enlèvement de la Première Dame de France par un certain Modjo.C'est du moins ce que veut nous faire croire son Président de mari.Sauf qu'en réalité, elle s'est tirée parce que question service après-vente, le pépère il assure pas.Parce qu'en réalité, c'est bien beau d'avoir la banane mais quand t'as pas le Modjo qui va avec, autant dire que t'as raté ton coup.Et des coups bas il va y en avoir plein la pelle.Avec des rebondissements plus qu'incroyables et complètement inattendus, au-delà de toute imagination.Un roman unique et de plus en plus burlesque où tout va à cent à l'heure et dans lequel la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 8 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là...

Are you an architect looking for some humor in your life? Do you want to break the monotony of your workday and inject some laughter into your routine? Look no further than the "Architect's Joke Book"!This hilarious book is filled with jokes and puns specifically tailored to the architectural profession. From design mishaps to construction blunders, this ultimate collection of the very best architects jokes and puns will have you and your colleagues laughing until you cry. Some of these architects jokes are old, some are new, and the clever wordplay and witty humor will leave you chuckling.But it's not all just laughs and giggles - this architects jokes book is also a valuable resource for architects looking to improve their communication skills. As the saying goes, "laughter is the best medicine", and using humor in the workplace can improve teamwork, creativity, and overall job satisfaction.So why not add the "Architect's Joke Book" to your collection? It's a fun and lighthearted way to break up the seriousness of the profession and bring some joy into your workday. Whether you're a seasoned architect or just starting out, this book is sure to bring a smile to your face and make you the office favorite. BUY it now !

The Coffee Joke Book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of almost 200 hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."

Are you tired of the clutter and chaos that comes with aging? Do you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff in your life? If so, it's time to embrace the power of minimalism.In "The Power of Minimalism in Aging," you'll discover the secrets to living a simple, fulfilling life in your golden years. You'll learn how to let go of the excess and focus on what really matters, whether that's spending time with loved ones, pursuing hobbies and passions, or just enjoying the present moment.This book isn't just about getting rid of things. It's about embracing a new mindset that will transform the way you live. You'll learn to appreciate the beauty of simplicity and find joy in the little things. You'll discover the true cost of living a cluttered life and why less really is more.With practical tips and advice for every aspect of your life, from your home to your social connections, "The Power of Minimalism in Aging" is a must-read for anyone looking to simplify their life and find happiness in the process.But don't take our word for it. Here's what some readers have to say: "I've always felt weighed down by all the stuff in my life, but I didn't know where to start. This book gave me the motivation and guidance I needed to start decluttering and embracing a simpler way of life.""I never realized how much my possessions were holding me back until I read this book. Now, I feel free to pursue my passions and live the life I want.""This book is a game-changer. I wish I had read it years ago."So why wait? Start your journey to a simpler, more fulfilling life today with "The Power of Minimalism in Aging."

Kiss My A** I'm Coloring Bitches is perfect to way to say the things you really want to say! I couldn't stop laughing as I was creating it for you. Sit back, relax and color your words, don't say em.CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Easter bunny puns are a playful and humorous way to celebrate the Easter holiday. These puns often involve clever wordplay and play on words related to Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and other Easter-related themes. They can be used in a variety of settings, such as in greeting cards, social media posts, or as part of an Easter egg hunt. Easter bunny puns can also be shared with friends and family to bring a smile to their faces and add an extra dose of fun to the holiday."Easter Bunny Puns""Easter bunny puns" is a title that refers to jokes or puns that are based on the theme of Easter bunnies.These puns can be used to add a touch of humor and playfulness to the Easter holiday.The wordplay used in these puns can be related to Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, Easter traditions, etc.These puns can be used in a variety of settings such as in greeting cards, social media posts, or as part of an Easter egg hunt.Easter bunny puns can also be shared with friends and family to bring a smile to their faces and add an extra dose of fun to the holiday.These puns can be used in Easter-themed games or activities, such as an Easter egg hunt or a Easter card-making project."Easter bunny puns" is a playful and humorous way to celebrate the Easter holiday, adding a touch of fun and creativity to traditional Easter celebrations.

Here's another Activity Book for all you Bitches! Buy this shit now so you can stop being bored as hell.Featuring 100 Adult Activities Such As: Word Searches, Dot-to-Dot, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Math Logic, Spot the Difference, Word Tiles, Word Scramble, Cryptogram, Sudoku, Draw the Squares, Hidden Image and Games to Play with a friend.**Contains Inappropriate Language**

Chupacabras are the most fearsome beasts around, more ferocious than an angry mother, and more terrifying than quicksand! But not Chuck-he'd rather bake zucchini muffins than hunt animals! When Chuck's love for cooking and growing vegetables disappoints his parents, he must decide whether to learn to behave the way a Chupacabra should, or choose his own destiny.

Desde su más tierna infancia, Lola, Carlota y Mateo han formado el inseparable trío calaveras, pero cuando las hormonas comienzan su revolución y las dos amigas empiezan a sentir cierto mariposeo en el estómago por el tercero en discordia, Mateo, todo empieza a complicarse. Sin embargo, y a pesar de lo duro que pueda resultar para ambas, la amistad está por encima de todo. Lola y Carlota firman un pacto inquebrantable: queda terminantemente prohibido... Amar a Mateo. Una promesa que tendrán que respetar de por vida, incluso muertas, o, de lo contrario, al menos Lola está decidida a perseguir a Carlota como un fantasma puñetero, de esos que se te aparecen hasta en la sopa. Evidentemente, Carlota se toma esta fantasmada a broma, pero ¿y si al final la broma se convirtiese en realidad?

Dive into the uncharted depths of cosmic horror romance with "Eldritch Attraction: The Forbidden Mad Love of a Cthulhuian Woman," a darkly captivating guide that transcends the boundaries of reality and delves into the mysterious world of love beyond human comprehension. From navigating interdimensional courtship rituals to exploring the psychological impact of an otherworldly romance, this book offers an unparalleled glimpse into the enigmatic realm of Cthulhuian relationships. As you journey through the pages of this enthralling how-to guide, you'll be captivated by a series of diary entries that follow the haunting and unforgettable love story of a human protagonist and their alluring Cthulhuian partner. Together, they defy the odds and face the unimaginable in a tale that blends cosmic horror, dark humor, and the power of love to transcend even the most insurmountable obstacles. Brace yourself for a love story that will take you to the furthest reaches of the cosmos and the darkest corners of the human heart. Are you ready to embrace the madness and discover the eldritch attraction that awaits?

This collection of short, wild rides into the natural world; 76 different essays that evoke a tasty palette of emotions from wonder to horror to belly laughter while drawing on the best available science and the author's personal experiences in the wild. In the words of Bill McKibben, renowned environmental activist and author, "You will--I guarantee--learn from these essays. And I also guarantee that the learning will be a good deal of fun!." Dive in, and enjoy!

Sex offenders are everywhere. Even in your neighborhood. These are the people behind the crimes.

Marcus died in a game of William Tell. This baby died when the refrigerator fell. Fabian had a bottle go through his head. Skippy was rotting when they found him long dead. This baby died with a pencil through his eye. Hooked and speared like a fish. That's how Chad died. Baby buzzsaw was this kids nickname. Death by shark is how Becky's life was claimed. Simon fell down and cracked open his head. Hazardous chemicals killed little Fred. Evan was found decapitated. Sam was poisoned by one of his haters. Felix was chewed up by his pet alligator. Hunter was frozen solid deep inside the ice. Paul was given a Canadian necktie. Tommy got zapped when he put his finger in a socket. This baby carried a lighter in per pocket. Don't even axe me what happened to Drake. Christine was hugged too hard by her pet snake.

Big dogs, little dogs, short dogs, tall dogs! Learn about adjectives and different dogs in this fun little book!

This funny meme coloring book contains 20 unique illustrations including: Here come dat boiI feel it kidIs this a pigeon?PepeDogeAncient AliensRoll SafeWoman yelling at catGalaxy brainPress f to pay respectsFyre festivalDistracted boyfriendOverly attached girlfriendThis is fineArnolds fistLeo struttingAnd i oopOily lordStoner stanleySocially awkward penguin This coloring book is perfect for adults to relieve stress and have a good laugh! it's large format 8.5x11inch ensures the perfect size for coloring. Every illustration is placed on its own page to avoid bleed through. Professional matte cover, Perfect for any skill level.

Come with me and explore my crazy brain, discovering my wild attempts at going back in time, cloning dinosaurs, starting private militaries, purchasing mountains, flying to Mars, making movies, selling videogames, and playing professional baseball. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you won't care about any of it. But read it anyway, because you'll hurt my feelings if you don't!

When you hear people say, "That's what they say", have you ever wondered who these people are that say all these things? Let's find out!This book will have you laughing from beginning to end. You just might learn somethings as well. I chose 35 different idioms (phrases), some I use a lot and others I was just curious to break down and find out where they came from and to find out if we are even using them the correct way. We can't have you sounding like you don't know how to speak perfect "idioms".Idioms are not just funny, they are special. They give all of us a way to express our thoughts on a higher level. If your first language isn't English this book is going to help you speak like you blend right in. If I "go out on a limb" then it has to be "a piece of cake" to learn a new language right? I'm sure it can seem "like pulling teeth" at times. I think you can "bet your bottom dollar" thay you will be perfect in no time as long as you don't "cut corners"! Wait... What Exactly!Each idiom will be broken down into four parts.You will learn the actual meaning of the phraseYou will get to find out where it originated fromI will use it in a sentence so it makes senseThen I will give you my personal thoughts about the idiomThis book is meant to be a fun and easy read for all. Even the ones that say they hate reading, will enjoy this book. Remember I'm very sarcastic, I did "try" to hold back a bit, this time! I can't promise the same in my books to follow though.★If you could use some laughter in your life right now and I have been able to catch your attention, scroll up and hit the buy button!♥Can't wait to see you inside!

He spends his days on the very lowest rung of higher education in Southern California. He can't be seen having any of these views during the day. But in the dark, when the panini crumbs are swept into the dustbin of history, a hero emerges. It is an unlikely hero. He didn't even feel the emergence of his powers until the world around him started burning and everyone was cheering. Still, he remained on the sideline. Then three things happened: Elon Musk bought Twitter. A billionaire represents the common man more than elected officials in Washington. He could purchase the moon if he wanted to. Instead, he bought twitter. Boss move.Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. I don't know why, but many people in Los Angeles took the side of Smith and it shorted a circuit on his logic board.Biden talked about Ultra-MAGA Trump policies. You know, the ones that make America overly great again. The ones all of us should reject. People who REALLY want to Make America Great have no place in this republic. That was the message from a wisp of a shadow of a man who wasn't much to begin with. The candidate so many voted for in an unspoken contract with the mainstream media. They would promise not to call everyone "orange man" racist every night after "hollow man" won. It was a lie. A fragile lie that can be exposed if we just have the strength to stand up against it.I transformed into Ultra-Maga Man. A hero for the people. A budding, mid-level administrator of common sense. A symbol of the ages. Even though I could never show my face in public."⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" A poor man's Greg Gutfeld - Sadie65 @Goodreads

Ratinha PerfumadaRapidinhas Explosivas - Volume 2 Explicação para o título do livro: Se há para aí uns Gatos Fedorentos, por que motivo não pode existir uma Ratinha Perfumada?Rapidinhas Explosivas - As anedotas são Rapidinhas porque são curtas! E são Explosivas porque quem as lê explode a rir! Em que estavam a pensar? Ai, essas mentes maliciosas! Já alguma vez se viram numa situação em que uma boa anedota era o melhor para desanuviar, mas não se lembravam de nenhuma? Em encontros, reuniões familiares ou com os amigos, encontrará sempre neste livro uma anedota apropriada à situação. Leve-o sempre consigo e não hesite em o utilizar em caso de emergência! Só na Internet, li mais de 30.000 anedotas para selecionar as melhores entre as melhores. Dei prioridade às curtinhas (Rapidinhas Explosivas) e deixei de parte as mais maçadoras, monótonas e sem piada (que são a maior parte). As rapidinhas aqui reunidas são provenientes das mais variadas fontes, tais como pesquisas na Internet, e-mails recebidos de amigos, histórias que fui ouvindo e anotando. Algumas das anedotas deste livro surgem pela primeira vez na língua portuguesa.

Welcome to the world of Mr. Skull, a fascinating character whose bony frame and enigmatic presence will capture your imagination! This coloring book is filled with unique illustrations of Mr. Skull in various poses and situations. With your coloring pencils and pens, you can bring Mr. Skull to life in your own creative way, giving him a personality that is entirely your own.Contains both easy/simple designs and more difficult detailed designswonderful and charming illustrationsAll designs are printed on a single side to prevent bleed through to other pagesPrinted on high quality paperPremium glossy coverA large size (8.5″ x 11″) for those little handsWhether he's puffing away on a cigarette, sitting on his throne, or just staring into the distance, Mr. Skull's distinctive appearance and piercing gaze are sure to inspire your imagination. Every page of this coloring book offers a new opportunity to explore the mysterious world of Mr. Skull, and to discover the secrets that lie within his bony frame.So grab your coloring tools and let your creativity run wild as you bring Mr. Skull to life, one page at a time!

"The Dunder Mifflin Mastermind: How to Create a Secret Alliance" is a hilariously insightful and practical guidebook that takes inspiration from the beloved TV show "The Office" to provide readers with a unique perspective on workplace dynamics. In this entertaining and informative book, readers will embark on a journey through the intricacies of forming and maintaining a secret alliance within their own workplace.With witty anecdotes, relatable stories, and clever references to "The Office," this book offers a lighthearted approach to tackling the challenges of office life. The author skillfully weaves together humor and practical advice to guide readers on a quest for adventure, collaboration, and the thrill of covert operations.Throughout the book's fifteen chapters, readers will discover the power of secret alliances in transforming the drudgery of office routines into exciting endeavors. From building trust within the alliance to strategizing mischievous pranks, from mastering stealth and subtlety to navigating the fine line between chaos and productivity, each chapter delves into a different aspect of alliance creation.With detailed instructions, humorous anecdotes, and relatable scenarios, readers will learn how to identify potential alliance members, communicate using secret codes, create distractions, and even plan a secret office retreat. The book provides practical tips and tricks for managing office politics, dealing with snitches, and inspiring loyalty among alliance members."The Dunder Mifflin Mastermind" is not only an enjoyable read but also a valuable resource for anyone seeking to inject a sense of adventure, camaraderie, and excitement into their work life. It emphasizes the importance of collaboration, trust, and creativity in building successful alliances while offering valuable insights into navigating the complexities of the modern workplace.Whether you're a fan of "The Office" or simply looking for a fresh and engaging approach to improving your work experience, this book is sure to delight and inspire. So grab your copy, unleash your inner mastermind, and embark on an unforgettable journey through the world of secret alliances, laughter, and unexpected surprises. Get ready to revolutionize your workplace and create a little mischief along the way!

Introducing The Sustenance of Relationship. This book contains topics about relationship resolution basics, dealing with yourself first, figuring out how to acquire the benefit of the question mentality, changing your fault them mentality, and lots more . It focuses of how to maintain relationship. Grab your copy now and read!

☆★☆Read for FREE with Kindle Unlimited!☆★☆Looking to impress your friends and family with some amazing card tricks? Look no further than "Card Tricks for Beginners: 2 Manuscripts in 1 - A Simple Guide to Impressing Your Friends and Family"! This book provides a simple and easy-to-follow guide for beginners who want to learn card tricks and amaze their audience. With a focus on easy tricks, this book covers everything from basic shuffles and cuts to more advanced tricks that will leave your audience speechless.In this book, you'll find: A step-by-step guide for each trick, with clear instructions and illustrations to help you master each moveEasy card tricks that require no special equipment or sleight of handTricks that are perfect for beginners and can be performed anywhere, anytimeTips for practicing and perfecting your techniqueA variety of card tricks to choose from, so you can impress your audience with a range of different tricksWhether you're a complete beginner or have some experience with card tricks, this book has something for everyone. With "Card Tricks for Beginners: 2 Manuscripts in 1 - A Simple Guide to Impressing Your Friends and Family" you'll be impressing your friends and family in no time!

For the past few years author Vincent Yanez has been submitting a weekly cartoon to his hometown newspaper, The Arizona Silver Belt. To his surprise, they often publish them. This is a collection of those cartoons.

Introducing '100 Jokes About CrossFitters' - The Ultimate Collection for CrossFit Gift Seekers and Humor Lovers!Prepare to laugh out loud with this hilarious compilation of jokes tailored for CrossFit enthusiasts and fans of fitness humor alike. This witty and entertaining book is the perfect addition to any CrossFit lover's library or as a thoughtful gift for the fitness fanatics in your life.Discover 100 side-splitting jokes that cover all aspects of CrossFit culture, including:

This might be the most disgusting thing I have written to date. I am really excited to share swamp ass.

I'm Nobody. Who Are You? Can We Save the World? is a book for those who already know that we are living in unprecedented times. It's not a book that will attempt to persuade you that the 2020 election was stolen or that the vaccines are not safe and effective.You already know this. So what now?Using memes, humor, parody and serious commentary I'm Nobody. Who Are You? Can We Save the World? explores civil disobedience, the need for massive involvement by everybody and some ideas to help fight back against the tyranny that we are facing.It's entertaining and thoughtful. The book opens with a foreword by Klaus Nutjob, there is a poignant quote by Lincoln, a parody of "A Modest Proposal," fact checking by fact checkers, removed content, FBI surveillance and a press conference. There is much more.In a review, Guttermouth from The Gutter wrote: "It's a cool gift for a fellow-dissident friend that can relate to the material. It's like reading a war journal by someone you never met that was in the same conflict as you; you mostly read it for the good feelings you have as you nod along in agreement and reinforce the neural pathways that got fired up as you lived through your particular shared-but-unshared moment of history's hell."Are you ready to save the world?

This bumper edition of the very popular book 'In France we eat sofas!' contains an even bigger list of the funniest French phrases (150+) and a picture quiz to help you check your learning with even more fun or set up a quiz to enjoy with your family and friends! Discover the great sense of humour of the French language! French like you've never learnt it at school! The French do speak a funny language indeed! Funnily enough they don't even know it! What do you think they mean when they say: 'Did you casserole her/him last night?' or 'He farts in silken sheets!'? You do not need to know any French to enjoy reading this book as the 150+ very typical phrases contained in the book are translated literally into English and introduced in context through five hilarious anecdotes (all in English too), depicting two young Frenchies' first trip to England. A glossary in both languages is also provided after each story to further assist you into guessing and enjoying the meaning of these handpicked expressions. This book is aimed at any adult reader with a good sense of humour and/or an interest in the French language and culture. The perfect gift book! There is also a version written all in French for advanced French learners ('En France on mange des sofas! Bumper edition') also available on all amazon websites. The perfect gift for College or University students of French, in need of a motivation boost! Feel free to visit the author's Facebook page (Adriano Justin Capuano Author) and Goodreads page.

It is a book of jokes that fits children and adults and can make you laugh with tears of joy.