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LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR DAD? IF SO, WE GOT YOU COVERED!THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE BOOK - WITH NEVER SEEN BEFORE JOKES! JOKES ON YOU DAD!!A hilarious Dad Joke Book to celebrate a sense of humour that is so bad its great! JOKES ON YOU DAD is filled with the best jokes you will find! From cheesy one-liners to puns that are so corny they are actually a-maize-ing! This book truly has it all!FEATURESOver 200 HILARIOUSLY CRINGEY Dad JokesPerfect gift for Father's Day, Birthdays and ChristmasHours of laughter

Sadder than You is a true to life comic strip loosely based on the stupid things that my buddies and I did, said, saw, dreamed about, had nightmares about, had hallucinations about, or just thought happened during our crazy and hazy party years.You probably knew people like us and we are truly sorry for the physical and emotional scars that we have left behind.

Motherhood is tough. You'll laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh.I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is the third book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Motherhood is STILL the toughest - and STILL the funniest - job you'll ever love. We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - TGIF means nothing to a mother! You said it before and you're saying it again, "I STILL just want to pee alone!" I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ANOTHER collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Bad Parenting Moments Let Me Start By Saying The Sh*tastrophy. Featuring essays like: It's Not Pee. It's You. Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too. And Then God Laughed Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner Let's Piss Off the Babies

Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.

This story is about Dr. Von Gleichstein, the famed quantum physicist seen in "The Time Saving Agency" (book 2 in the Quantum Series by Christina Engela) and his little dog, Vluffy... and some mutant cockroaches, violins and a few - er... "ozzer sings". Dr. Gleichstein is a quantum physicist - and as everyone knows by now, quantum physics is a bit like ordinary physics, except that you spend a little more time looking for your eyebrows! Vluffy is a little gray dog who wears a flame-proof asbestos doggy jacket, and spends a lot of time hiding under things to avoid being vaporized by the Doktor's occasional mishaps - and in their home, even the mouse holes have blast-proof doors! But something lurks inside the house with them... something that has grown and changed and mutated from all the latent radiation and funky quantumness that has leaked into the house... nasty, vicious, aggressive two-headed mutant cockroaches... aargh! Even the mice have packed up their mousy things and left for greener pastures... They even chase poor Vluffy down the hall - whatever would the neighborhood dogs say about that if they found out? Oh, the shame! Even the Doktor is dismayed by this new development... after all, not even tinned food is safe anymore! Something has to be done about this, of course... and the Doktor is just the ornery hombre to do it... and so he clears his whiteboard for action! Vluffy hopes this can be solved without resorting to violins. Bang, Splat! is a "children's story for adults" - an endearing little illustrated tale set in the Quantum Series universe created by Christina Engela.

Dans ce second tome, on découvre qui est Coco Chanoune dans la suite de ses aventures.Tout se met en place à l'insu de son plein gré, comme l'aurait si bien dit en son temps l'autre roi de la pédale.L'action (très filmique) est prétexte à des situations improbables et tout à fait inédites.Et surtout, on découvre la manière plus que surprenante au cours de laquelle il se fait élire député pour 12 partis politiques différents sans que personne n'ait à y redire !Un roman burlesque qui se lit d'une traite, où pour un peu la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 7 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là..

The world looks different a year after the dead rose from their graves. Survivors live in walled enclaves while the zombies roam freely in the wasteland. John, Chris and Erik have made their home in the enclave of Haven and earn their keep in town by scavenging for supplies outside the walls. These excursions bring them face-to-face with grubby urchins, deadly warlords and hordes of the undead. But not all threats lie beyond the walls. The dads are beginning to wonder if they can trust the people in charge. Things aren't looking good and the longer the end of the world drags on, the more danger they're sure to find themselves in.

Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?Then pick up a copy of the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives - we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour ... or a day ... or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask? I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Baby SideburnsAK Turner My Husband Ate All My Ice CreamBad Parenting Moments. Read hilarious essays like: Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother's Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)Exploding With Love, LiterallyRomance is OverratedLife With the Thin GuyDear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?

Introducing the uproarious and New York Times best-selling book, "I Just Want to Pee Alone"! Join the ranks of thousands of satisfied readers who have discovered this side-splitting collection of essays by a group of fearless and talented moms.Unleashing their unfiltered thoughts and witty perspectives, these moms dive headfirst into the realities of motherhood with unwavering honesty and a hefty dose of humor. It's no wonder this book has soared to the top of the New York Times best-seller list, captivating readers across the nation with its relatability and uproarious tales.Inside the pages of "I Just Want to Pee Alone," you'll find a treasure trove of stories that will have you gasping for breath between fits of laughter. From navigating the challenges of pregnancy to wrestling with the chaos of parenting, these essays touch upon every aspect of the rollercoaster ride that is raising children.Whether you're a new mom seeking solace, a seasoned parent in need of a good chuckle, or simply someone who appreciates the art of storytelling, this book is an absolute must-read. Brace yourself for a wild ride through the ups and downs of motherhood as you join these brave moms on their hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes downright outrageous journeys.Don't miss out on the sensational "I Just Want to Pee Alone," a New York Times best seller that will leave you in stitches and remind you that you're not alone in the often messy, but always remarkable, world of motherhood. Get your copy today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache!

The Black Book of JokesDo you enjoy hilarious jokes, comedy, and humor?This book contains a massive collection of anecdotes on any topic, including some of the funniest uncensored dirty jokes for adults and dark humor jokes. Who is this book for?This excellent book is in the right hands if you like reading funny jokes, telling funny jokes, or if you want to make a present for someone who loves humor and enjoys reading funny books. In addition, this will be an excellent choice if you want to make someone around you happier. Laughter is the best medicine... Why this book?We can guarantee that you will enjoy one of the best collections of awesome jokes on any topic you can think about.Here you can read some of the best Office, Black Humor, Sex, and Marriage humor, along with the funniest jokes about Animals, Blondes, Policemen, Doctors, Preachers, Teachers, Kids, Women, Men, Clowns, Gays, Doctors, Old People, White People, Black people, Green People, Yellow People, Aliens, Prisoners, Singers, Artists, Musicians, Bankers, Lawyers, Engineers, Plumbers, Secretaries, Lovers, Circus, Life and everything else.

In my this book, 13 Things That Will Transform The Way You reason, I provide reflections on such topics as choosing purpose over passion, embracing negativity, finding wisdom in routine, and understanding cognitive biases that shape how you see your life. Some of these works have never been seen, while millions of people worldwide have read others. Whatever the case, each will make you reflect: this concept will altered your life.

Introducing the ultimate activity book for hipsters, "The Hipster's Puzzle Book"! This 18+ oriented book is packed with a variety of puzzles, mazes, Sudoku, crosswords, and coloring pages that will put your skills to the test and keep you entertained for hours. The book is designed to be fun and a little funny, perfect for anyone looking for a unique and challenging activity book. From solving tricky mazes to completing challenging Sudoku puzzles, this book has something for everyone. Plus, with a variety of coloring pages included, you can channel your inner artist and unleash your creativity. Whether you're looking to pass the time on a long flight, or simply want a fun and engaging activity to do at home, "The Hipster's Puzzle Book" is sure to provide hours of entertainment. So why settle for boring activity books when you can have a hip and trendy one? Order yours today and see for yourself!

'My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we've been up for three weeks...' 'My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me...' Whether you're making a speech for a wedding or an anniversary, or just want a good laugh, this laugh-a-minute book will keep you chortling at the ups and downs of weddings and married life.

This book is a collection of idle thoughts from a troubled mind. I read too much and this spurs many connections in my mind between various subjects, some of which are actually relevant. But, relevant or not, I have taken the time to write them down for my own amusement and perhaps even the amusement of others. Arranged alphabetically for your convenience, this collection of mini-essays ranges from the silly to the sublime. Fans of A Clydesdale's Tale and 12 Ultras in 12 Months will find much to enjoy, including bits about running and road cycling, as well as the usual mish-mash of random nonsense. I say "Welcome" to one and all. Please grab a rhyton, find the couch of your choosing, and then let us see where this symposium leads.

Within these pages, the Grand Duchess of Whimsy, Mme. Lahonque illustrates a new and profound way to prescribe meaning to modern existence and create magic in everyday life. Throughout this manifesto, Lahonque outlines the power that lies in opening oneself up to the possibilities of being utterly and entirely silly. The art of silliness is transformative and provides the practitioner the freedom to grow into their most jovial selves in the face of an otherwise dystopian and oppressive future. Being a Silly Goose is a complication of guidelines and principles for those who could stand to loosen up. It is a beacon of hope for those who look for any chance to make merry. It is a tome of impish wisdom that calls the reader to look inside themselves and find where they could create more laughter in their lives, and the lives of others. It is just a silly little book for silly little people.

Cartoons are Jim's church. In the process of creating these 120 cartoons over the last decade for magazines, billboards and online spaces, he has encountered life's meaning as he's made readers laugh - and touched a few nerves along the way. This book shows the need for cartoons that reveal truth and make us laugh is as vital as it has ever been. 'Jim' lives and works in Auckland, New Zealand. However, those who know his life story know that he grew up in Australia as Brendan Boughen - the son of a preacher man - and has been drawing cartoons throughout his life, very often with religious themes inspired by his upbringing in the Christian Church. Jim was published in his first newspaper by the age of 13 and in his first book by 14. Since then, his cartoons have featured in magazines and web sites in Australia, New Zealand, the UK and the USA. In 2006, Jim published his first book, called Gone Astray: A collection of (sac)religious cartoons by Jim, which chronicled his first 10 years of cartooning on 'churchy' topics.Since then, his single-panel cartoons have featured monthly in Touchstone magazine (published by the Methodist Church of New Zealand) - and touched on wide range of topics relevant to church-going people, as well as those outside church walls who may look in through the windows wondering what the heck is going on inside. This book collects for the first time 120 of these cartoons drawn for Touchstone and other media under the appropriate title Touching A Nerve: A Curly Collection of Churchy Cartoons by Jim.It's an irreverent, often thought-provoking, and laugh-inducing collection of cartoons that will touch readers' nerves (and funny bones) on some big topics - life, God, religion, politics, social justice and spirituality in the modern world. From the Introduction "The phrase "going to church" is an interesting one. It suggests that 'church' - a place where one presumably encounters God and receives spiritual sustenance - is located somewhere physically separate from ourselves where we must 'go' to have that encounter, be it a fancy stone building or similar establishment made from wood, bricks and mortar. What I've grown to realise as I've reached the stereotypical mid-life years is that cartoons are my church. In the process of creating them (writing, drawing, publishing) and setting them loose to interact with humanity - ideally resulting in laughter, thought-provocation or impassioned letters - I encounter life's meaning, and hopefully bring a little of that meaning to others also. So, every time I draw a cartoon, I'm going to church. These cartoons have certainly reflected on some tumultuous times for humanity from the past decade, and these which seem to have only increased in recent years. In a time when much of the evangelical Christian church - in the US at least - has lost the final shreds of its credibility by supporting a political leader who embodies the opposite of everything their founder stood for, the need for cartoons that reveal truth and make us laugh is as vital as it's ever been - if not more so. So, I hope you enjoy this new collection of Jim's churchy cartoons, and as you read them, may you encounter a small piece of that same life energy that I found in creating them." Praise for Touching a NerveOver the past twelve years the cartoons by Jim published monthly in Touchstone have invited viewers to think about the implications of issues arising in the life of church and society. The cartoonist has not avoided controversial issues and has sometimes pushed the boundaries of traditional ideas. As he states in an introduction to this collection, his intention has been to provoke those inside churches to think about what it means to be church in the modern world."John Meredith, Touchstone magazine, February 2020

Cette nouvelle aventure démarre avec l'enlèvement de la Première Dame de France par un certain Modjo.C'est du moins ce que veut nous faire croire son Président de mari.Sauf qu'en réalité, elle s'est fait la malle parce que question service après-vente, le pépère il assure pas.Parce qu'en réalité, c'est bien beau d'avoir la banane mais quand t'as pas le Modjo qui va avec, autant dire que t'as raté ton coup.Et des coups bas il va y en avoir plein la pelle.Avec des rebondissements plus qu'incroyables et complètement inattendus, au-delà de toute imagination.Un roman unique et de plus en plus burlesque où tout va à cent à l'heure et dans lequel la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 8 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là...

Wussten Sie, dass Netflix mal Socken entwickelt hat? Welches Geräusch die Türen in Star Trek machen? Oder wofür Kellogg's Cornflakes ursprünglich entwickelt wurden? Bald schon. Denn genau diese Dinge, die Sie sich noch nie gefragt haben, finden Sie kurz, aber umfangreich in den über 100 Kurzgeschichten aus diesem Buch.Ein kleiner Tipp jedoch: Gehen Sie mit den neuen Fakten nicht die ganze Zeit nur Menschen auf die Nerven. Schenken Sie ihnen lieber dieses kleine Werk zu Weihnachten, Hanukkah oder ganz einfach so.

So, you want a man?Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts.99% of your romantic relationships have failed.You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships.The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking.In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately.Don't go hunting birds with hammers.Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.)Learn how to net Mr. Right.After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: Older MenShort MenBrown Men... and many others.It works. I've gotten women laid."Phil guided me through meeting the man of my dreams. I think I'm ready for my next dream, please." - AnonymousPlease buy the book, so I can continue my research ...and drink better wine while I'm at it.

Are you or a loved one feeling poorly or depressed? In need of some laughs to brighten the day? "Get Well Soon" is a book full of jokes and humour to help you smile and chuckle and keep the doctor away.

Modern Lingo Dictionary[mɒdɜ ʳn - li: ŋ-goʊ - dɪk-tʃʌ-neəʳ-i: ]noun1. A book defining modern terms, phrases, and acronyms for dads across America who are just trying to keep up with their kids.

Mit diesem Buch legt Wolfram Kühl den dritten Band seiner Aphorismen aus vier Jahrzehnten vor, die wieder thematisch alle Lebensbereiche umfassen und mit dem Licht des klaren Wortes, der Erfahrung eines reichhaltigen Lebens und der Genauigkeit eines erfahrenen Schriftstellers gekennzeichnet sind. Dazu kommt seine offensichtliche Freude an dem unendlich variablen Spiel mit 28 Buchstaben, die er meisterhaft kombiniert, sinn- und humorvoll gestaltet und mit der Weisheit des Alters würzt. Es ist eine Freude, Kühls Mittel zum Zweck zu beobachten, die er einsetzt, um seine Gedanken "auf den Punkt" zu formulieren.Er ist ein Wortspieler, ein Wortgourmet, der sich gewürzte Worte und perlende Sätze auf der Zunge genüsslich zergehen lässt. Wir sehen ihn mit seinen Augen zwinkern, wenn er einen Aphorismus wie diesen schreibt: Wer die Alltagsmedien hört, wundert sich, dass den Wortquälern nicht die Zunge ertaubt. Welche eine herrlich bissige Metapher! Wer bewusst und sinnbereichert leben will und sich gern mit wertvollen Gedanken beschenken lässt, liest dieses Buch mit geistigem Genuss und Gewinn, denn: Solides Wissen bleibt lebensanhänglich.

In addition to his books, author Vincent Yanez also wrote the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart, mainly due to a group of politicians who gained power by using hate, fear and ignorance as their rally cry. Vince decided that instead of writing about politics, he would instead, make fun of it. This is a collection of those political satire pieces, which made their way around the internet in 2013, along with some cartoons he drew when the words wouldn't come. Vince no longer involves himself much in politics. But he does hope the American people will someday find the courage to stand up to fear and ignorance, and give D.C. what it has needed for a while now, a good cleaning out.

From high school games to trick plays, and Gatorade showers to the origins of the wave, they're all in this hilarious collection. Best of all, the history of the game, the slingshot goalposts, and end zone celebrations are all explained and gang tackled. It's a fun read for every player, coach and fan of the American pastime that we can only watch on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Sigh. The second book in the Sports Humor by Rick Braithwaite Series, Football Folderol features interesting and entertaining takes on the game that was uniquely created by Walter Camp, based loosely upon the game of rugby. His innovations are explained with humor and insight, providing a thoroughly enjoyable reading and learning experience. Braithwaite had dedicated Football Folderol to his grandson, who started playing when he was just eight years old, and is now on the college team that has won more National Championships than any other school. To find out which one, you'll have to read the book. As Mike Pereira, the Fox Sports Analyst, says, "I don't know how many times I laughed and then said, 'Wow. I didn't know that.' " Previous books by Braithwaite include Golf Gumbo: A Mishmash of Golf Facts and Fun, and The Dictionary of Soccer.

The journey of a woman living through a mental health crisis and how TikTok pulled her out of it Although not a dissertation on mental illness, it does expose some of the realities of living with a mental illness

ENTRA NEL MAGICO MONDO DEI PENI, ED ESPLORA ANCHE TU, COLORANDO GIORNO DOPO GIORNO, SPLENDIDI AFORISMI SULL'ORGANO GENITALE MASCHILE.SPLENDIDO REGALO PER I TUOI AMICI E AMICHE, ANCHE COME REGALO DI LAUREA.

UNA REVISIÓN BURLESCA PERO FIDEDIGNA DE LA COMEDIA ESPAÑOLA, DESDE SUS INICIOS HASTA NUESTROS DÍAS

This book contains several riddles that will surely enhance the brain functionality.As we all know the brain is a very important and key part of the body, it needs regular exercise as well, and one of the main way to work out the brain is to give it something to think about, this keeps the brain fit and enables it to function well.This book is full of brain teasers and riddles to get the job done for you....Enhance your thinking! Enhance your brain!!.If you found this book interesting, please do well and leave a honest review on your favourite store.Thank you...

Discover Over 500 Family Friendly Spooky & Hilarious Jokes + Riddles To Get The Whole Family In The Halloween Spirit & Make Your Little Comedian(s) Very Happy! Which type of pants do ghosts wear? BOO-jeansWhat do they teach in Witching school? Spelling. What type of monster loves dance music? The boogieman!What do skeletons order at restaurants?Spare ribs! Now wouldn't your child LOVE another 500 Halloween jokes just like that to make the whole family laugh and get into the spooky spirit. This is the perfect way to encourage your Child to get off of their screens and start creating unforgettable family memories that will last a lifetime. Nothing quite beats the feeling that family time gives us, and this collection of jokes is the best way to bring the family together for endless laughter and joy this Halloween- before the trick & treating of course! Oh, and we've saved you endless hours by putting together the 500 funniest and scariest Riddles & Jokes all in one place! Anyways, here's a sliver of what's inside...333 Of The Funniest Halloween Jokes You've Ever Heard (All 100% Child Friendly Of Course!) 167+ Of The Best Halloween Riddles & Brain Teasers That'll Have Even The Smartest Family Members Confused...The PERFECT Way To Create Hours Of Endless Fun & Laughter At Your Next Halloween Themed Family Game Night5+ Different Categories Of Jokes & 3 Riddle Categories So You'll NEVER Get Bored!Easy To Understand & Comprehend Jokes That All Kids Will Easily Digest! And SO Much More (Including 25 BONUS Riddles To Confuse Your Friends!) Our biggest issue with most 'Joke' books is that the jokes just aren't funny and the jokes are repetitive & boring! And, our biggest issue with most Riddle books is that they use the same recycled boring Riddles that just aren't fun anymore.That's why at Kidsville our #1 priority to find the 500 funniest & original Halloween jokes & riddles that all children will LOVE! So, If You Want To Create Unforgettable Halloween Family Memories & Let Your Little Comedian Create Hours Of Laughter For The Whole Family Then Scroll Up And Click "Add To Cart."

Endlich eine Sammlung an Witzen, die so kurz und so gut sind, dass man sich wirklich einige davon merken und weitererzählen kann!"Ich habe schon so viele gehört, kann die mir aber nie merken!" - hat jetzt ein Ende (o: Scherzfragen, Situationen und sogar Drudel, wenn man beim Witze erzählen auch gern ein bisschen zeichnet.