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Let's face it: being an employee is basically identical to being in a relationship. You're just dating a company instead of a person. Sometimes you find a great company with a healthy culture that respects your boundaries, but other times you end up with toxic employers that force you to strategically plan your escape. Love-bombing, ghosting, negging, and all of the other dating schemes we know and hate are just as real in the workplace as they are in our love lives. Whether you're an employee who's in the dating pool looking for a new company, or you're currently employed and engaged in the process of navigating compatibility, etiquette, red flags, boundary-setting and beyond at your job, the Dating Edition of Surviving Corporate Hell: Terms for Employees of the Great Resignation Era provides a handy collection of terms, reminding you not to put up with bullshit from an employer that you wouldn't put up with in the dating scene. Use this book to clarify and accurately frame your approach as you navigate your relationship with your current workplace or flirt with the idea of finding your next ex-employer.

Let's be real. Who really needs more motivation or inspiration? Quite frankly, it's exhausting!What we really need is comfort from the demands of the day! Color Me Sassy is a not-so-motivational-but-totally-relatable coloring book for women who are too old for snapchat but too young for life alert. Pour yourself a nice cup of something yummy, get out those markers or pencils, and just relax while coloring a couple dozen funny, relatable quips like: Whatever my spirit animal is, it's hibernating.I don't mean to brag but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutesI wish my life had background music so that I could understand what the hell is going onOh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?Every time you get dressed, remember: If you die, that's your ghost outfit foreverIt's like one minute I was young and fun and the next, I'm turning down the stereo in the car to see better.

FUN, DIRTY GAME FOR ANY BACHELORETTE PARTY!This fun Would You Rather game is specially designed for the bachelorette and her friends. You'll have tons of fun selecting from 32 questions and the two wild scenarios presented in this book. Play as a game: Read every question out loud.All ladies need to give their answers.If someone refuses to share their answer - there is a challenge insteadThis dirty version is filled with questions that won't go over well with sensitive ears, so player discretion is advised."Would you rather...?" is a fun game designed to make you choose between two difficult, equally ridiculous and often outrageous scenarios that you will never encounter in real life (hopefully anyway!). It's a great way to get to know each other better and start some really interesting conversations."Would You Rather...? Dirty Edition" is great for: adult girls party game - awesome discussion questions to turn a boring party aroundany bridal shower, bachelorette partylong road trips or as a camping game!SPECIFICATIONS: 66 pages - 32 "would you rather...?" questions + 32 challengesdimensions 6'x9'matte coverwhite paper paperback - please do not expect hardcover

A great book Easter jokes book suitable for all ages! This book contains funny riddles and jokes to get you cracking up, including some comic artwork.It is the perfect Easter gift that will entertain friends and family of all ages for hours for hours! The best Easter gift for everyone! The rules are quite simple: You can choose to do it alone or with your team. Sit across one another and maintain eye contact, read the joke to each other and make some funny expressions to ignite more humor, including some funny sounds, etc.Laughing means you're loosing! Try not to laugh, help your team win.First team to get 5 points Wins, Laughing means losing.

Are you tired of telling the same old jokes that everyone has heard a million times? Looking for something fresh and exciting to make your friends and family groan in disgust? Look no further than this delightful collection of dad jokes!Inside these pages, you'll find a treasure trove of corny, punny, and just plain terrible jokes that are sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From classic one-liners to elaborate riddles, this book has something for every lover of terrible jokes.But be warned: these jokes may not be suitable for all audiences. Side effects may include uncontrolled laughter, eye-rolling, and the occasional groan of despair. Proceed with caution, but don't be afraid to embrace your inner dad and share these jokes with the world. After all, laughter is the best medicine, and this book is the perfect prescription.Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to give the gift of laughter (or at least, a good eye roll), this book is sure to be a hit with any dad (or anyone who has to endure their jokes on a regular basis). So go ahead and give the gift of terrible jokes with this hilarious book of dad jokes.

What happens when a farmer who's been wishing for a boy ends up with a girlie-girl? Come along on the humorous and sometimes agonizing adventures from a childhood spent on a farm in the Eastern Oregon desert where one family raised hay, wheat, cattle, and a farm girl.

Mike Huck, Mike Huck, with a marriage in shambles, His wife cheats on him, with no remorse or scandal.Mike Huck, Mike Huck, he stays in the room and waits, While his wife has affairs, he suffers and hates hate.Mike Huck, Mike Huck, so desperate for love, He'll do anything, even if it's not above.

In this uproarious book, we explore the timeless theme of comedy and how it intersects with love, relationships, and the human condition. Through a series of hilarious anecdotes, amusing misadventures, and laugh-out-loud moments, we delve into the power of laughter as a unifying force and the magnetism that draws men and women into the most comical of circumstances.From the very beginning, you'll find yourself immersed in the world of flirting finesse. Prepare for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous terrain of hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that arise when men and women attempt to communicate their romantic interest. Brace yourself for tales of fumbled compliments, embarrassing pickup lines, and the never-ending battle of trying to decipher the signals of attraction.In "The Charm Offensive," we explore the unforgettable moments of irresistible charisma, where men go to great lengths to win hearts one smile at a time. Join us as we witness grand gestures gone awry, serenades that miss the mark, and the endearing awkwardness of men attempting to impress the object of their affection.In "Witty Banter Battles," prepare for verbal fireworks as women and men engage in epic banter. We'll witness hilarious exchanges, clever comebacks, and the battle of words that leaves us in stitches. It's a comedic arena where quick wit reigns supreme and the ability to outsmart your opponent takes center stage.. "The Touchy-Feely Effect" explores the hilarious and sometimes awkward encounters that occur when physical contact enters the picture. From accidental touches that lead to comedic mishaps to intentional touch tactics that aim to make an impact, we'll discover the power of a playful pat and the unexpected laughter that can ensue.In "Mind Over Men," we witness women outsmarting their male counterparts with hilarious results. Prepare for a battle of wits as women embrace their cunning quotient and use their intellect as comedy gold. We'll navigate the maze of male misunderstandings and laugh at the moments of brilliance when women reign supreme."The Rise of She-Entrepreneurs" takes us into the world of women shaking up the business world with their unique blend of comedy and ambition. From boardroom power plays to pun-filled negotiations, we'll meet women who excel and amuse as they challenge the status quo and redefine what it means to be a successful and humorous entrepreneur.But it's not all about the laughs. "Laughing All the Way to Equality" reminds us that comedy can be the great equalizer, bridging the gender divide with laughter. We'll explore how shared power and roaring laughter foster healthy relationships, create inclusive workplaces, and serve as a rallying call for equality. It's a powerful reminder that laughter knows no gender and that humor can be a catalyst for change.Finally, we reach the conclusion of this laughter-filled journey, where we reflect on the moments that made us chuckle, giggle, and roar with laughter. Through a lighthearted and entertaining conclusion, we celebrate the never-ending power of laughter and how it enriches our lives, connects us with others, and brings lightness to even the most challenging of situations."Girl Power: Resistance is Futile" is not just a book-it's a unstoppable force that is women and the indescribable magic that occurs when laughter and empowerment unite. So, dear readers, buckle up and get ready for a laughter-filled adventure that will leave you uplifted, and roaring with laughterOpen the pages of "Girl Power: Resistance is Futile" and embark on a journey that celebrates the strength, brilliance, and hilarity of women. It's time to unleash your inner comedic genius, embrace the power of laughter, and discover the unstoppable force that is girl power!

This book is dedicated to all the thots worldwide, young, old, new, retired or if you just love party and bull shit material. This book consists of real stories from real life thot experiences, to remain anonymous, names and a few things in each story is switched up. Kalvin, Pimp chico, Rashy Belly, Gorilla G, Toni, Dion, Pooh Diddy, Ug Mug twins, Uncle T and a few more PTP affiliates are on a quest to fuck as much pussy as they can, some of these stories start as far as from back in middle school. These group of individuals are like nothing you have ever seen or heard about, allow me to take you into a world of real thots and there antics.

Who said Catholic high school was going to be easy?In the early eighties, the Catholic archdiocese of New York boasted an armada of parochial schools across the New York City area. Struggling blue-collar families made tremendous sacrifices to provide a Catholic high school education for their children. In theory, smaller classrooms run by religious educators were a safer bet than the New York City Board of Education.But were they?Shorter hair, longer skirts, and corporal punishment meted out by biblical badasses made Catholic teens think twice about stepping out of line. Cutting school or a well-timed fart from the back of the classroom was often met with a good old-fashioned kick in the ass or a humiliating crack on the jaw.Author Vic Ferrari shares his colorful stories from his high school years growing up in the rough-and-tumble borough of the Bronx.Did you know that confessing one sin too many can lead to a foot chase through an empty church? How selling raffle tickets at a mob social club could earn you a trip to the emergency room? Why returning to the scene of a crime is never a good idea? How shopping for school clothes can lead to your first sexual encounter? Learn why a delusional lunatic with erectile dysfunction attempted to blow up a gas station and more.Vic Ferrari, author of NYPD: Law & Disorder, Grand Theft Auto, The NYPD's Flying Circus, NYPD: Through the Looking Glass, and Dickheads & Debauchery, is a retired New York City police detective and probably the funniest person you've never heard about. With no formal training or Harvard degree, Vic has managed to carve out a niche in the literary world.When he's not shamelessly promoting his books, Vic is a frequent guest on the nationally syndicated radio show Sterling on Sunday.

This book follows two woman as they troll a dating site in search of "the one". Their experiences will leave you both horrified, and howling with laughter. It's sex and the city without the nice shoes. If you've ever been on a dating site, are thinking about joining one, or want to have a few laughs at the authors expense this book is for you. It's all true, raunchy, insane and hilarious.

500 mistakes from 50 more fan-favourite TV shows, many with pictures. Mic transmitters visible in Breaking Bad, crash mats in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a necklace appearing from nowhere in Friends, and bandages disappearing in Grey's Anatomy. Mistakes aplenty in The Big Bang Theory, Cheers, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Family Guy, I Love Lucy, Knight Rider, Prison Break, Seinfeld, Sherlock, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Two and a Half Men, The Walking Dead, and many more. You'll be amazed what you've missed in some of your favourite shows!

Mark D. Meadows sees humor everywhere. He was born and raised in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri and has spent most of his life there. He has been a librarian, mail-order business owner, and clock repairman. In this book you will find descriptions of his hilarious encounters with neighbors, customers, relatives, and strangers. There are over seventy anecdotes of horses, dogs, dancing, cooking, and numerous other subjects, all told in a witty and readable style. The reader will not be able to stop with one or two stories, but will yearn to see what ridiculous situation is just around the corner in the next tale.

Get ready to LOL your way through "Sweary Memes," the adult coloring book that's jam-packed with cheese, cliche memes and a whole bunch of swear words. It's time to dive into the hilarious world of internet humor, with a colorful twist that's as cheeky as it gets!Inside this sweary adult coloring book you'll discover a bunch of side-splitting memes, each sprinkled with a bit of grown-up language for that extra kick of humor. Grab your crayons or markers, and let your creative side loose as you bring these viral moments to life. It's the perfect recipe for turning your favorite memes into a masterpiece of colorful and swear-filled hilarity.Whether you're a meme addict or just someone who loves a good chuckle, "Sweary Memes" is here for you. Share the laughs with friends, give it as a quirky gift, or show off your finished masterpieces as a tribute to your humor and coloring skills. It's time to add a pop of color to those viral moments, one swear word at a time. "Sweary Memes" isn't just a coloring book; it's your ticket to a hilarious world of coloring fun. So sit back, relax, and color! *** This book is also available in a color by number edition!https: //www.amazon.com/dp/1985649284Charming hand-drawn designs inspire coloring fans of all ages and skill levels.Promotes relaxation, art therapy, and the scientifically proven therapeutic benefits of meditative mindfulness.Makes a perfect gift for adults, teens, seniors, and all of your loved ones.8.5 x 11" single-sided paper means that you can use your favorite art supplies - including pencils, markers, pens, crayons, watercolors and more!2 bonus color test pages allow you to test your coloring mediums and empower you to unleash your creativity and plan your next coloring masterpiece.Enjoy FREE BONUS COLORING PAGES to get a taste of other coloring books you may enjoy.

The Perfect Easter present. (Just regular dad jokes for any occasion) Not suitable for fathers day.

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The biggest, original standalone sick joke book on the planet! This book contains material that most deemed too disgusting to say during this PC-era! Oops! With over 800 jokes this book is definitely going to offend someone! So if you've got a sick sense of humour, this book is right up your alley! There are jokes about almost every subject you can think of! Jews, Muslims, Chinese, Blacks, Scousers, women, gays - you name it! If this is your humour then you'll love this joke book!

The book "Ukrainian Motivational Quotes" is about inteligent thoughts which the saints of country and writer wrote over the centuries to make life easy and keep motivated to attain new goals in life and give something beautiful to this world.A message from peace loving country.

From advice on navigating the modern world, to musings on the nature of reality, Sounds Found Underground takes you on a wonderful journey of wisdom, humour, heartbreak and self-discovery. This fun collection of short-form poetry is delivered in a playful and light-hearted tone, accompanied by charming illustrations that bring the words to life. Whether you're looking for some motivation on a gloomy day, or simply want to lose yourself in the joys of poetry, Sounds Found Underground is the perfect read for rhyme-lovers of all ages. So grab a cup of tea, find a cozy corner, and let the journey begin!

Colorare ha un effetto rilassante perché, concentrandoci su una particolare azione, dimentichiamo le nostre preoccupazioni e questo ci conduce in modo inconscio al benessere... magari aiutati da un ambiente tranquillo, con della musica rilassante e un bicchiere di buon vino.

This Book was written in a funny manner to not only touch upon some old school ways but to also make us laugh, cry, and think about how some of the things we do impact kids, family, friends, neighbors, and society in general. Some stuff is made up and some stuff is just based upon what I have seen over the years. This book doesn't target any race because all races can be Ghetto. For Ghetto is not about Colors, Black, White, or Pink, but about how you act, how you live, and how you think. This book is not meant to disrespect anyone, it is just meant for laughs and to make you think so if I offend anyone please accept my apologies.

Ten years ago, I wrote a book entitled, Fighting the Effects of Gravity: A Bittersweet Journey into Middle Life which outlined the foibles of midlife. The book discussed such topics as presbyopia (the need for bifocals), mid-life sex, and a butt falling and not being able to get up. But now, having reached the ripe old age of 70, I find that my issues have increased tenfold. Eyes that required bifocals have developed cataracts, tears, and displacements. Knees that that just harbored arthritis require replacement, and dentures have entered the picture. Believe me folks, middle age is a nuisance, but Old Age Sucks.

Humor & Life Lessons from a Navy career, focusing on his love for its Sailors. Along with the frequent hardships, sacrifices, and long separations is the fun, adventure and camaraderie that this book reveals. Perfect for anyone who has served in the U.S. Navy, but also for young people considering joining the Navy...and their parents.

Ce livre de blagues sur la Formule 1 est une compilation des anecdotes les plus amusantes, ironiques et satiriques liées à ce sport automobile. Des amateurs aux experts, ce livre est une lecture parfaite pour tous les passionnés de Formule 1. Les blagues incluses dans ce livre couvrent un large éventail de sujets, de l'excitation de la compétition aux relations entre les pilotes, en passant par les hauts et les bas ainsi que les défis du monde de la Formule 1. Si vous êtes passionné de Formule 1 et que vous recherchez un moyen amusant de vous divertir, ce livre de blagues sur la Formule 1 est le choix parfait. Que vous soyez sur le circuit, en train de regarder une course à la télévision ou tout simplement en train de passer un après-midi à la maison, ce livre vous offrira des heures de plaisir et de rires.

Love ... Who needs it?I don't know if this just comes with age or what, but I'm less patient with my relationships, when I should probably be more patient. The first sign of any drama, no matter how sexually starved I happen to be, and I lose her number. Perhaps this makes me unpopular with the ladies. Maybe I'm getting a reputation.MehWhat I am hoping is that by reading my take on the whole mating game, you'll have a better appreciation for whatever predicament you're in, be that anything between marital bliss and been lovin' your fist.Karma Kicked MeSure, I'm bitter sometimes. Aren't you? How many times do you let karma kick you before you become jaded like me, and begin to expect it? So, you're pissed. He dumps you for a skank-hole. Go ahead and be hurt--that's natural. It's an ego slap. As you get older, you'll begin to take these more in stride. Sure, you'll complain about it to a friend, relative, or co-worker, but you'll get over it.Look at this book as my way of getting over it. A collection of irreverent, sarcastic, vulgar, crude, whatever-you-call-it essays containing my odd perception of life, which might actually lower my blood pressure by writing, and generate a giggle or two for the reader.WARNING: F-Word Used Over 160 TimesBefore we go any further, let me warn you that I love to cuss. F-ing love it. You're going to read plenty of bad words, so reading aloud is strongly discouraged, unless you're in church.Also, since I have taken certain liberties with our language, and I am a bit whiny and insensitive, I've decided to enhance this tome with--drum roll, please--recipes!Yay, Recipes!Cheers, my dears.

Ever since he was old enough to walk, Tom Sarc has tormented others. Now, in his hilarious book, E-Mail Letters From A WACKO! he continues his torment as an adult.E-Mail Letters From A WACKO! is made up of an unending stream of some of the most hilarious exchanges of e-mails put together!Drawing on his corporate management background, where he learned about the simple-mindedness of the corporate structure, people and practices - Tom launched a kamikaze crusade against corporations, associations, organizations and individuals with some of the stupidest, WACKIEST e-mails ever...asking them the most outrageous questions and making the most bizarre requests (and receiving surprisingly earnest responses back)! You will split your pants laughing!

Story about how taking the appropirate path leads to the appropriate destination. Contains some shit about a new birth control pill, some random weirdo that wants to walk to Iceland, the best drummer in history refusing to play for money, and personal/sexual relations with bitter old hags... all the while talking some bullshit about revolution and abolishing the free market system. Can be quite humorous at times. Also stars a horse, a raccoon, and an anteater. Extreme left-wing Anarchist crap that will probably get you red flagged for reading it.

Welcome to a whimsical world where cats rule with their paw-some antics and hilarious hijinks! In this captivating picture book, prepare to be whisked away on a time-traveling adventure as we discover a secret that cats have kept hidden from us humans for centuries. Brace yourselves, for it's time to witness the feline kingdom taking the spotlight in the grandest moments of history! So, grab your favorite feather toy, curl up in your comfiest spot, and get ready for a purr-fectly hilarious adventure through time with "It's a Cat's World" Meow-some surprises and laughter await on every page as we discover what it would be like if cats imitated humans throughout history.

Get ready to unleash a wave of laughter with the complete collection of nothing-serious, goofy, silly, even tasteless dad jokesWhether you're a dad looking to up your joke game, or simply in need of some lighthearted entertainment, this book has got you covered. With plenty of rib-tickling jokes, this book offers a treasure trove of timeless humor that will have your family and friends rolling on the floor with laughter.From classic gags to clever wordplay, each joke is carefully selected to deliver maximum comedic impact. You'll find yourself armed with an arsenal of puns to unleash in any situation, from family gatherings to dinner parties and beyond. These jokes are guaranteed to lighten the mood and create unforgettable moments of laughter and joy.This book is more than just a book - it's a ticket to becoming the life of the party.Whether you're an avid jokester or just starting your journey into the world of dad jokes, this book is a must-have addition to your humor library. So, grab your copy today and get ready to unleash a barrage of laughter that will make you the hero of every gathering!What makes this book different: Perfect for All Occasions---Whether it's family gatherings, road trips, parties, or simply a cozy evening at home, these jokes are designed to lighten the mood and create memorable moments of joy and laughter.Easy to Share---With its clever one-liners and puns, this book equips you with an arsenal of jokes that are easy to remember and share with friends, family, and colleagues, making you the life of any gathering.Enhance Your Dad Joke Game---If you're a dad looking to level up your humor, this book is your ultimate guide. It provides inspiration and new material to help you become the ultimate king of dad jokes.With captivating images---Be prepared to laugh, giggle, and share endless moments of joy as you delve into this hilarious blend of jokes and visuals that will leave you wanting more!So, get ready to embrace your inner comedian and share the gift of laughter with those around you. With this hilarious collection in your hands, you'll be the funniest dad on the block!