Humor

MATTHEW B. COX IS A CON MAN, incarcerated in the Federal Bureau of Prisons for a variety of bank fraud related scams. Despite not having a drug problem, Cox, inexplicably, ends up in the prison's Residential Drug Abuse Program (known as "RDAP"). A drug program in name only, RDAP, is an invasive behavior modification therapy, specifically, designed to correct the cognitive thinking errors associates with criminal behavior. The Program is a nonfiction dark-comedy which chronicles Cox's sidesplitting journey. This first-person account is a fascinating glimpse at the Survivor-like atmosphere inside of the government sponsored rehabilitation unit. While navigating the treachery of his backstabbing peers, Cox simultaneously manipulates prison policies and the bumbling staff every step of the way

This is a compendium about a battle with depression, anxiety, hot weather, and militant introversion. It is also about plumbers, spiders, loud neighbours, video games, books, and cats. This book is not a therapy book for those who suffer with depression or anxiety, nor is this book intended as a disparagement or a glorification of my mental and social difficulties; it is a record of how I have learned to cope with them, and is intended as a comedy not a tragedy. I invite everyone to laugh along with me through one of the worst years of my life, and hope that by reading about my tribulations, you will come to understand why I hate summer.

Un giovane anarchico, una comunista irritata e una waifu fascista si incontrano in una realtà virtuale, andando alla ricerca della corona per il potere che il sovrano caduto ha nascosto da qualche parte nel mondo.Nella stravagante avventura, i tre rivali incontreranno vari nemici altrettanto bizzarri legati al mondo dei meme. Tuttavia molti di essi si riveleranno essere i propri sentimenti contrastanti. ATTENZIONE: questo prodotto è sconsigliato ad un pubblico troppo sensibile a razzismo, omofobia e perversioni.

Cher(e) client(e), Nous souhaitons vous informer qu'un aperçu du livre que vous avez sélectionné est disponible en swipant les photos sur notre site. Nous vous encourageons à prendre le temps de parcourir cet aperçu pour avoir une idée précise du contenu et du ton humoristique de ce livre. Le livre est composé de plusieurs pages, et chaque page contient la même série de mots: "Il ne l'est pas".Il est important de noter que ce livre a pour objectif principal de faire un prank à un ami ou à un membre de la famille qui est conservateur ou communiste. Il ne s'agit pas d'un livre d'information sérieux, mais plutôt d'un ouvrage humoristique qui peut contenir des blagues, des caricatures, des parodies ou d'autres éléments humoristiques.Nous tenons à souligner que si vous avez l'intention d'offrir ce livre à quelqu'un, il est de votre responsabilité de vous assurer que la personne concernée sera réceptive à ce type d'humour. Nous vous invitons à être respectueux(se) et à ne pas offenser ou blesser qui que ce soit avec ce livre.Enfin, nous tenons à réitérer que toute erreur de commande qui ne prend pas en compte le caractère humoristique de ce livre ne sera pas recevable pour un retour ou un remboursement.Merci de votre compréhension et de votre confiance.Cordialement.

Jonathan Goodfellow is an accountant. One day God looked down upon the earth and saw that he was meek and mild and thought that it was a good thing. This was the start of the disruption of Jonathan's quiet life and began the series of misadventures that then took place. Misadventures as varied as being hit on the head by a one legged, one eyed dwarf wielding a golf club, dying, meeting God in heaven and being offered the choice of carrying God's message and reforming the human race or going to hell.Jonathan becomes the new Messiah and makes desperate attempts to convince people of his bona fides. Ranged against him are a number of forces that include The Legal Ruler's Society, a group of lawyers who have been in league with Satan for many years and who are plotting to take over the world in the name of evil when the moment is right.Satan, like God, decides to leave human beings to their own ends and offers the world to the lawyers if they leave him alone to fulfil his twenty-year-old ambition to break one hundred and twenty at golf. Satan put the idea of the game into the heads of the Geordies as a means of driving people mad and getting them to do terrible things to one another. Hell has been converted into a golf course and everyone there must play two rounds a day. No one is allowed to break one hundred and twenty on pain of terrible torture.Along the way Jonathan does make converts. Most of them are the poor and downtrodden, the criminal and the insane. The one exception is his main disciple, Marcie Mabelgrove, chief investigative reporter with the Daily Bugle, and love blossoms in Jonathan's lonely life.In all of the mayhem that takes place, there remains the voice of sanity in the form of Jonathan's two white, albino, Himalayan, dwarf rabbits. Bugs and Thumper have been deputised by God as the communication point for Jonathan, and God has granted them the power to speak to Jonathan. Like all rabbits, Bugs and Thumper are practical and down to earth creatures who are not swayed by the tempestuous events around them.The book reaches its climax in the last battle of good versus evil on earth as the evil lawyers, led by the portly, cigar smoking, cask wine drinking, Jones P. senior, battle a group of aged pensioners on the banks of the Murray River.

There are four fantastic stories about life, society, history and politics, which make you reflect through humor and irony.

How To Be A Comic is a wild, fun, conversational style, guide on how anyone from anywhere can learn the ropes of becoming a comedian without any formal training, course, or boot camp. The comprehensive, entertaining, and devilishly hilarious book dissects all the aspects, categories, types, and personalities of comedy. Brian the Author, and comedy coach, takes you through all the styles of comedy from the pioneers to the most recent styles, and how modern-day comics are able to perfect their acts and deliver outstanding performances. This book reveals ALL the secrets of big-time comedians and answers all the most critical questions that aspiring comics often have. The book is essential for everyone that loves comedy and wants to understand what it takes to go into the business.

Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book.Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this huge collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags.This book is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile.It would also make a great gift for a dentist you know who enjoys a laugh.Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Yes, this funny dentists joke book is a complete gas! Brace yourself and buy it now!

What can anyone say about the Institution For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies that has not already been said? As such, we won't say anything more than just the Institution was established during a time of need to assist those who are in need of assistance in finding their own need for assistance. We think that says it all. Our mission statement is very simple... Anything for a buck. We think that says it all. That said, this edition of their ongoing series of famous proverbs, axioms, sayings, expressions and quotes that no one has ever admitted to or said publicly (At least to the best of their knowledge... Which doesn't extend very far.) is meant to provide you with something better to read in the bathroom than the label on the air freshener or the wrapper on the toilet paper. It is also meant to give you quotable quotes and memorable expressions you can utilize in the company of others to make them believe you may actually be saying something substantive when in reality you are saying nothing of any consequence. It isn't what you say but how you say it that matters.

"I've been trying very hard lately to not become a grumpy old queen... I fear I'm not being entirely successful." Actor/writer Leon Acord (Old Dogs & New Tricks) is annoyed. About cancel culture. About getting older. Precocious parents. Closeted actors. Technology. Racism. Facebook. Culture wars. MAGA. In his new collection of comic essays, queer curmudgeon (queer-mudgeon?) Acord tackles these subjects and more. But it's not all gloom and doom. There are also lighter pieces, about gay men's love of divas, how to embrace getting older, why trans rights benefits everyone, and an extensive catalog of movies made before 2000 that every gay man born after 2000 should see. He discusses how he finally kicked the cigarette habit, how show business has changed in the past 20 years, and why Leslie Jordan inspires him to remain happy even as the world seems to be falling apart. If you enjoyed Acord's 2020 tongue-in-cheek "Hollywood memoir by a non-famous actor" SUB-LEBRITY - The Queer Life of a Show-Biz Footnote, you'll love this new assortment of bitchy but bubbly ruminations on modern-day life. "Acord's own proclivity for trouble means that his accounts can be racy, offensive (to some), forthright, and satisfyingly political." Diane Donovan, Midwest Book Review (reviewing SUB-LEBRITY).

Cette nouvelle aventure démarre avec l'enlèvement de la Première Dame de France par un certain Modjo.C'est du moins ce que veut nous faire croire son Président de mari.Sauf qu'en réalité, elle s'est tirée parce que question service après-vente, le pépère il assure pas.Parce qu'en réalité, c'est bien beau d'avoir la banane mais quand t'as pas le Modjo qui va avec, autant dire que t'as raté ton coup.Et des coups bas il va y en avoir plein la pelle.Avec des rebondissements plus qu'incroyables et complètement inattendus, au-delà de toute imagination.Un roman unique et de plus en plus burlesque où tout va à cent à l'heure et dans lequel la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 8 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là...

Are you an architect looking for some humor in your life? Do you want to break the monotony of your workday and inject some laughter into your routine? Look no further than the "Architect's Joke Book"!This hilarious book is filled with jokes and puns specifically tailored to the architectural profession. From design mishaps to construction blunders, this ultimate collection of the very best architects jokes and puns will have you and your colleagues laughing until you cry. Some of these architects jokes are old, some are new, and the clever wordplay and witty humor will leave you chuckling.But it's not all just laughs and giggles - this architects jokes book is also a valuable resource for architects looking to improve their communication skills. As the saying goes, "laughter is the best medicine", and using humor in the workplace can improve teamwork, creativity, and overall job satisfaction.So why not add the "Architect's Joke Book" to your collection? It's a fun and lighthearted way to break up the seriousness of the profession and bring some joy into your workday. Whether you're a seasoned architect or just starting out, this book is sure to bring a smile to your face and make you the office favorite. BUY it now !

The Coffee Joke Book is about my hot little friend, COFFEE. If you're a coffee drinker, you'll absolutely love this huge collection of almost 200 hilarious coffee jokes. You'll soon become the beloved coffee comedian with all your family, friends and co-workers. You'll laugh hard at joke after joke, and even learn some important things about coffee, like... No woman ever shot a man when he was getting her a cup of coffee, and that sleep is so great because it's a time-machine to coffee in the morning, and that water is the most essential element of life because without water you can't make coffee. This funny book needs to be on every coffee table in every home, apartment and office. Help us do that. Don't be a cheapskate, buy this book for you and all your friends (who will love you for it), or as Joe Caffeine says, "Buy this book or you're DECAF to me."

Are you tired of the clutter and chaos that comes with aging? Do you feel overwhelmed by the sheer amount of stuff in your life? If so, it's time to embrace the power of minimalism.In "The Power of Minimalism in Aging," you'll discover the secrets to living a simple, fulfilling life in your golden years. You'll learn how to let go of the excess and focus on what really matters, whether that's spending time with loved ones, pursuing hobbies and passions, or just enjoying the present moment.This book isn't just about getting rid of things. It's about embracing a new mindset that will transform the way you live. You'll learn to appreciate the beauty of simplicity and find joy in the little things. You'll discover the true cost of living a cluttered life and why less really is more.With practical tips and advice for every aspect of your life, from your home to your social connections, "The Power of Minimalism in Aging" is a must-read for anyone looking to simplify their life and find happiness in the process.But don't take our word for it. Here's what some readers have to say: "I've always felt weighed down by all the stuff in my life, but I didn't know where to start. This book gave me the motivation and guidance I needed to start decluttering and embracing a simpler way of life.""I never realized how much my possessions were holding me back until I read this book. Now, I feel free to pursue my passions and live the life I want.""This book is a game-changer. I wish I had read it years ago."So why wait? Start your journey to a simpler, more fulfilling life today with "The Power of Minimalism in Aging."

Kiss My A** I'm Coloring Bitches is perfect to way to say the things you really want to say! I couldn't stop laughing as I was creating it for you. Sit back, relax and color your words, don't say em.CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Easter bunny puns are a playful and humorous way to celebrate the Easter holiday. These puns often involve clever wordplay and play on words related to Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and other Easter-related themes. They can be used in a variety of settings, such as in greeting cards, social media posts, or as part of an Easter egg hunt. Easter bunny puns can also be shared with friends and family to bring a smile to their faces and add an extra dose of fun to the holiday."Easter Bunny Puns""Easter bunny puns" is a title that refers to jokes or puns that are based on the theme of Easter bunnies.These puns can be used to add a touch of humor and playfulness to the Easter holiday.The wordplay used in these puns can be related to Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, Easter traditions, etc.These puns can be used in a variety of settings such as in greeting cards, social media posts, or as part of an Easter egg hunt.Easter bunny puns can also be shared with friends and family to bring a smile to their faces and add an extra dose of fun to the holiday.These puns can be used in Easter-themed games or activities, such as an Easter egg hunt or a Easter card-making project."Easter bunny puns" is a playful and humorous way to celebrate the Easter holiday, adding a touch of fun and creativity to traditional Easter celebrations.

Here's another Activity Book for all you Bitches! Buy this shit now so you can stop being bored as hell.Featuring 100 Adult Activities Such As: Word Searches, Dot-to-Dot, Mazes, Fallen Phrases, Math Logic, Spot the Difference, Word Tiles, Word Scramble, Cryptogram, Sudoku, Draw the Squares, Hidden Image and Games to Play with a friend.**Contains Inappropriate Language**

Chupacabras are the most fearsome beasts around, more ferocious than an angry mother, and more terrifying than quicksand! But not Chuck-he'd rather bake zucchini muffins than hunt animals! When Chuck's love for cooking and growing vegetables disappoints his parents, he must decide whether to learn to behave the way a Chupacabra should, or choose his own destiny.

Desde su más tierna infancia, Lola, Carlota y Mateo han formado el inseparable trío calaveras, pero cuando las hormonas comienzan su revolución y las dos amigas empiezan a sentir cierto mariposeo en el estómago por el tercero en discordia, Mateo, todo empieza a complicarse. Sin embargo, y a pesar de lo duro que pueda resultar para ambas, la amistad está por encima de todo. Lola y Carlota firman un pacto inquebrantable: queda terminantemente prohibido... Amar a Mateo. Una promesa que tendrán que respetar de por vida, incluso muertas, o, de lo contrario, al menos Lola está decidida a perseguir a Carlota como un fantasma puñetero, de esos que se te aparecen hasta en la sopa. Evidentemente, Carlota se toma esta fantasmada a broma, pero ¿y si al final la broma se convirtiese en realidad?

Dive into the uncharted depths of cosmic horror romance with "Eldritch Attraction: The Forbidden Mad Love of a Cthulhuian Woman," a darkly captivating guide that transcends the boundaries of reality and delves into the mysterious world of love beyond human comprehension. From navigating interdimensional courtship rituals to exploring the psychological impact of an otherworldly romance, this book offers an unparalleled glimpse into the enigmatic realm of Cthulhuian relationships. As you journey through the pages of this enthralling how-to guide, you'll be captivated by a series of diary entries that follow the haunting and unforgettable love story of a human protagonist and their alluring Cthulhuian partner. Together, they defy the odds and face the unimaginable in a tale that blends cosmic horror, dark humor, and the power of love to transcend even the most insurmountable obstacles. Brace yourself for a love story that will take you to the furthest reaches of the cosmos and the darkest corners of the human heart. Are you ready to embrace the madness and discover the eldritch attraction that awaits?

This collection of short, wild rides into the natural world; 76 different essays that evoke a tasty palette of emotions from wonder to horror to belly laughter while drawing on the best available science and the author's personal experiences in the wild. In the words of Bill McKibben, renowned environmental activist and author, "You will--I guarantee--learn from these essays. And I also guarantee that the learning will be a good deal of fun!." Dive in, and enjoy!

Sex offenders are everywhere. Even in your neighborhood. These are the people behind the crimes.

Marcus died in a game of William Tell. This baby died when the refrigerator fell. Fabian had a bottle go through his head. Skippy was rotting when they found him long dead. This baby died with a pencil through his eye. Hooked and speared like a fish. That's how Chad died. Baby buzzsaw was this kids nickname. Death by shark is how Becky's life was claimed. Simon fell down and cracked open his head. Hazardous chemicals killed little Fred. Evan was found decapitated. Sam was poisoned by one of his haters. Felix was chewed up by his pet alligator. Hunter was frozen solid deep inside the ice. Paul was given a Canadian necktie. Tommy got zapped when he put his finger in a socket. This baby carried a lighter in per pocket. Don't even axe me what happened to Drake. Christine was hugged too hard by her pet snake.

Big dogs, little dogs, short dogs, tall dogs! Learn about adjectives and different dogs in this fun little book!

This funny meme coloring book contains 20 unique illustrations including: Here come dat boiI feel it kidIs this a pigeon?PepeDogeAncient AliensRoll SafeWoman yelling at catGalaxy brainPress f to pay respectsFyre festivalDistracted boyfriendOverly attached girlfriendThis is fineArnolds fistLeo struttingAnd i oopOily lordStoner stanleySocially awkward penguin This coloring book is perfect for adults to relieve stress and have a good laugh! it's large format 8.5x11inch ensures the perfect size for coloring. Every illustration is placed on its own page to avoid bleed through. Professional matte cover, Perfect for any skill level.

Come with me and explore my crazy brain, discovering my wild attempts at going back in time, cloning dinosaurs, starting private militaries, purchasing mountains, flying to Mars, making movies, selling videogames, and playing professional baseball. You'll laugh, you'll cry, but mostly you won't care about any of it. But read it anyway, because you'll hurt my feelings if you don't!

When you hear people say, "That's what they say", have you ever wondered who these people are that say all these things? Let's find out!This book will have you laughing from beginning to end. You just might learn somethings as well. I chose 35 different idioms (phrases), some I use a lot and others I was just curious to break down and find out where they came from and to find out if we are even using them the correct way. We can't have you sounding like you don't know how to speak perfect "idioms".Idioms are not just funny, they are special. They give all of us a way to express our thoughts on a higher level. If your first language isn't English this book is going to help you speak like you blend right in. If I "go out on a limb" then it has to be "a piece of cake" to learn a new language right? I'm sure it can seem "like pulling teeth" at times. I think you can "bet your bottom dollar" thay you will be perfect in no time as long as you don't "cut corners"! Wait... What Exactly!Each idiom will be broken down into four parts.You will learn the actual meaning of the phraseYou will get to find out where it originated fromI will use it in a sentence so it makes senseThen I will give you my personal thoughts about the idiomThis book is meant to be a fun and easy read for all. Even the ones that say they hate reading, will enjoy this book. Remember I'm very sarcastic, I did "try" to hold back a bit, this time! I can't promise the same in my books to follow though.★If you could use some laughter in your life right now and I have been able to catch your attention, scroll up and hit the buy button!♥Can't wait to see you inside!

He spends his days on the very lowest rung of higher education in Southern California. He can't be seen having any of these views during the day. But in the dark, when the panini crumbs are swept into the dustbin of history, a hero emerges. It is an unlikely hero. He didn't even feel the emergence of his powers until the world around him started burning and everyone was cheering. Still, he remained on the sideline. Then three things happened: Elon Musk bought Twitter. A billionaire represents the common man more than elected officials in Washington. He could purchase the moon if he wanted to. Instead, he bought twitter. Boss move.Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. I don't know why, but many people in Los Angeles took the side of Smith and it shorted a circuit on his logic board.Biden talked about Ultra-MAGA Trump policies. You know, the ones that make America overly great again. The ones all of us should reject. People who REALLY want to Make America Great have no place in this republic. That was the message from a wisp of a shadow of a man who wasn't much to begin with. The candidate so many voted for in an unspoken contract with the mainstream media. They would promise not to call everyone "orange man" racist every night after "hollow man" won. It was a lie. A fragile lie that can be exposed if we just have the strength to stand up against it.I transformed into Ultra-Maga Man. A hero for the people. A budding, mid-level administrator of common sense. A symbol of the ages. Even though I could never show my face in public."⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" A poor man's Greg Gutfeld - Sadie65 @Goodreads

Ratinha PerfumadaRapidinhas Explosivas - Volume 2 Explicação para o título do livro: Se há para aí uns Gatos Fedorentos, por que motivo não pode existir uma Ratinha Perfumada?Rapidinhas Explosivas - As anedotas são Rapidinhas porque são curtas! E são Explosivas porque quem as lê explode a rir! Em que estavam a pensar? Ai, essas mentes maliciosas! Já alguma vez se viram numa situação em que uma boa anedota era o melhor para desanuviar, mas não se lembravam de nenhuma? Em encontros, reuniões familiares ou com os amigos, encontrará sempre neste livro uma anedota apropriada à situação. Leve-o sempre consigo e não hesite em o utilizar em caso de emergência! Só na Internet, li mais de 30.000 anedotas para selecionar as melhores entre as melhores. Dei prioridade às curtinhas (Rapidinhas Explosivas) e deixei de parte as mais maçadoras, monótonas e sem piada (que são a maior parte). As rapidinhas aqui reunidas são provenientes das mais variadas fontes, tais como pesquisas na Internet, e-mails recebidos de amigos, histórias que fui ouvindo e anotando. Algumas das anedotas deste livro surgem pela primeira vez na língua portuguesa.

Welcome to the world of Mr. Skull, a fascinating character whose bony frame and enigmatic presence will capture your imagination! This coloring book is filled with unique illustrations of Mr. Skull in various poses and situations. With your coloring pencils and pens, you can bring Mr. Skull to life in your own creative way, giving him a personality that is entirely your own.Contains both easy/simple designs and more difficult detailed designswonderful and charming illustrationsAll designs are printed on a single side to prevent bleed through to other pagesPrinted on high quality paperPremium glossy coverA large size (8.5″ x 11″) for those little handsWhether he's puffing away on a cigarette, sitting on his throne, or just staring into the distance, Mr. Skull's distinctive appearance and piercing gaze are sure to inspire your imagination. Every page of this coloring book offers a new opportunity to explore the mysterious world of Mr. Skull, and to discover the secrets that lie within his bony frame.So grab your coloring tools and let your creativity run wild as you bring Mr. Skull to life, one page at a time!