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"The Dunder Mifflin Mastermind: How to Create a Secret Alliance" is a hilariously insightful and practical guidebook that takes inspiration from the beloved TV show "The Office" to provide readers with a unique perspective on workplace dynamics. In this entertaining and informative book, readers will embark on a journey through the intricacies of forming and maintaining a secret alliance within their own workplace.With witty anecdotes, relatable stories, and clever references to "The Office," this book offers a lighthearted approach to tackling the challenges of office life. The author skillfully weaves together humor and practical advice to guide readers on a quest for adventure, collaboration, and the thrill of covert operations.Throughout the book's fifteen chapters, readers will discover the power of secret alliances in transforming the drudgery of office routines into exciting endeavors. From building trust within the alliance to strategizing mischievous pranks, from mastering stealth and subtlety to navigating the fine line between chaos and productivity, each chapter delves into a different aspect of alliance creation.With detailed instructions, humorous anecdotes, and relatable scenarios, readers will learn how to identify potential alliance members, communicate using secret codes, create distractions, and even plan a secret office retreat. The book provides practical tips and tricks for managing office politics, dealing with snitches, and inspiring loyalty among alliance members."The Dunder Mifflin Mastermind" is not only an enjoyable read but also a valuable resource for anyone seeking to inject a sense of adventure, camaraderie, and excitement into their work life. It emphasizes the importance of collaboration, trust, and creativity in building successful alliances while offering valuable insights into navigating the complexities of the modern workplace.Whether you're a fan of "The Office" or simply looking for a fresh and engaging approach to improving your work experience, this book is sure to delight and inspire. So grab your copy, unleash your inner mastermind, and embark on an unforgettable journey through the world of secret alliances, laughter, and unexpected surprises. Get ready to revolutionize your workplace and create a little mischief along the way!

Introducing The Sustenance of Relationship. This book contains topics about relationship resolution basics, dealing with yourself first, figuring out how to acquire the benefit of the question mentality, changing your fault them mentality, and lots more . It focuses of how to maintain relationship. Grab your copy now and read!

☆★☆Read for FREE with Kindle Unlimited!☆★☆Looking to impress your friends and family with some amazing card tricks? Look no further than "Card Tricks for Beginners: 2 Manuscripts in 1 - A Simple Guide to Impressing Your Friends and Family"! This book provides a simple and easy-to-follow guide for beginners who want to learn card tricks and amaze their audience. With a focus on easy tricks, this book covers everything from basic shuffles and cuts to more advanced tricks that will leave your audience speechless.In this book, you'll find: A step-by-step guide for each trick, with clear instructions and illustrations to help you master each moveEasy card tricks that require no special equipment or sleight of handTricks that are perfect for beginners and can be performed anywhere, anytimeTips for practicing and perfecting your techniqueA variety of card tricks to choose from, so you can impress your audience with a range of different tricksWhether you're a complete beginner or have some experience with card tricks, this book has something for everyone. With "Card Tricks for Beginners: 2 Manuscripts in 1 - A Simple Guide to Impressing Your Friends and Family" you'll be impressing your friends and family in no time!

For the past few years author Vincent Yanez has been submitting a weekly cartoon to his hometown newspaper, The Arizona Silver Belt. To his surprise, they often publish them. This is a collection of those cartoons.

Introducing '100 Jokes About CrossFitters' - The Ultimate Collection for CrossFit Gift Seekers and Humor Lovers!Prepare to laugh out loud with this hilarious compilation of jokes tailored for CrossFit enthusiasts and fans of fitness humor alike. This witty and entertaining book is the perfect addition to any CrossFit lover's library or as a thoughtful gift for the fitness fanatics in your life.Discover 100 side-splitting jokes that cover all aspects of CrossFit culture, including:

This might be the most disgusting thing I have written to date. I am really excited to share swamp ass.

I'm Nobody. Who Are You? Can We Save the World? is a book for those who already know that we are living in unprecedented times. It's not a book that will attempt to persuade you that the 2020 election was stolen or that the vaccines are not safe and effective.You already know this. So what now?Using memes, humor, parody and serious commentary I'm Nobody. Who Are You? Can We Save the World? explores civil disobedience, the need for massive involvement by everybody and some ideas to help fight back against the tyranny that we are facing.It's entertaining and thoughtful. The book opens with a foreword by Klaus Nutjob, there is a poignant quote by Lincoln, a parody of "A Modest Proposal," fact checking by fact checkers, removed content, FBI surveillance and a press conference. There is much more.In a review, Guttermouth from The Gutter wrote: "It's a cool gift for a fellow-dissident friend that can relate to the material. It's like reading a war journal by someone you never met that was in the same conflict as you; you mostly read it for the good feelings you have as you nod along in agreement and reinforce the neural pathways that got fired up as you lived through your particular shared-but-unshared moment of history's hell."Are you ready to save the world?

This bumper edition of the very popular book 'In France we eat sofas!' contains an even bigger list of the funniest French phrases (150+) and a picture quiz to help you check your learning with even more fun or set up a quiz to enjoy with your family and friends! Discover the great sense of humour of the French language! French like you've never learnt it at school! The French do speak a funny language indeed! Funnily enough they don't even know it! What do you think they mean when they say: 'Did you casserole her/him last night?' or 'He farts in silken sheets!'? You do not need to know any French to enjoy reading this book as the 150+ very typical phrases contained in the book are translated literally into English and introduced in context through five hilarious anecdotes (all in English too), depicting two young Frenchies' first trip to England. A glossary in both languages is also provided after each story to further assist you into guessing and enjoying the meaning of these handpicked expressions. This book is aimed at any adult reader with a good sense of humour and/or an interest in the French language and culture. The perfect gift book! There is also a version written all in French for advanced French learners ('En France on mange des sofas! Bumper edition') also available on all amazon websites. The perfect gift for College or University students of French, in need of a motivation boost! Feel free to visit the author's Facebook page (Adriano Justin Capuano Author) and Goodreads page.

It is a book of jokes that fits children and adults and can make you laugh with tears of joy.

A seriously funny sketch comedy book for serious sketch comedy fans. That's Just Wrong! is the first short collection of sketch comedy by Emmy-nominated writer Charles Horn (Robot Chicken, Robot Chicken: Star Wars). These sketches have brought the house down in numerous theaters and sketch comedy festivals. From dating to relationships to addiction to tragedy to nursery rhymes to time travel to self-pleasure, we invite you to laugh along with some of the finest and best-written sketch comedy around. What People Are Saying: "LOL!!!" "couldn't stop laughing" "knee-slapping funny" "Hilarious. Love to see sketches with such great endings."

LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR DAD? IF SO, WE GOT YOU COVERED!THE ULTIMATE DAD JOKE BOOK - WITH NEVER SEEN BEFORE JOKES! JOKES ON YOU DAD!!A hilarious Dad Joke Book to celebrate a sense of humour that is so bad its great! JOKES ON YOU DAD is filled with the best jokes you will find! From cheesy one-liners to puns that are so corny they are actually a-maize-ing! This book truly has it all!FEATURESOver 200 HILARIOUSLY CRINGEY Dad JokesPerfect gift for Father's Day, Birthdays and ChristmasHours of laughter

Sadder than You is a true to life comic strip loosely based on the stupid things that my buddies and I did, said, saw, dreamed about, had nightmares about, had hallucinations about, or just thought happened during our crazy and hazy party years.You probably knew people like us and we are truly sorry for the physical and emotional scars that we have left behind.

Motherhood is tough. You'll laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh.I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is the third book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Motherhood is STILL the toughest - and STILL the funniest - job you'll ever love. We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful - TGIF means nothing to a mother! You said it before and you're saying it again, "I STILL just want to pee alone!" I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is ANOTHER collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Bad Parenting Moments Let Me Start By Saying The Sh*tastrophy. Featuring essays like: It's Not Pee. It's You. Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too. And Then God Laughed Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner Let's Piss Off the Babies

Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.

Get ready to unleash your inner dad with this hilarious collection of cat and dog-themed jokes! From paw-some puns to howl-arious one-liners, this book has over 500 dad jokes that will have you giggling like a kitten and wagging your tail like a happy pup. Perfect for cat and dog lovers, this book is filled with groan-worthy jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh out loud at the same time. Whether you're a dad, a cat person, a dog lover, or just someone who appreciates a good pun, this book will have you covered with its endless supply of feline and canine humor. So sit back, relax, and let the dad jokes begin!

This story is about Dr. Von Gleichstein, the famed quantum physicist seen in "The Time Saving Agency" (book 2 in the Quantum Series by Christina Engela) and his little dog, Vluffy... and some mutant cockroaches, violins and a few - er... "ozzer sings". Dr. Gleichstein is a quantum physicist - and as everyone knows by now, quantum physics is a bit like ordinary physics, except that you spend a little more time looking for your eyebrows! Vluffy is a little gray dog who wears a flame-proof asbestos doggy jacket, and spends a lot of time hiding under things to avoid being vaporized by the Doktor's occasional mishaps - and in their home, even the mouse holes have blast-proof doors! But something lurks inside the house with them... something that has grown and changed and mutated from all the latent radiation and funky quantumness that has leaked into the house... nasty, vicious, aggressive two-headed mutant cockroaches... aargh! Even the mice have packed up their mousy things and left for greener pastures... They even chase poor Vluffy down the hall - whatever would the neighborhood dogs say about that if they found out? Oh, the shame! Even the Doktor is dismayed by this new development... after all, not even tinned food is safe anymore! Something has to be done about this, of course... and the Doktor is just the ornery hombre to do it... and so he clears his whiteboard for action! Vluffy hopes this can be solved without resorting to violins. Bang, Splat! is a "children's story for adults" - an endearing little illustrated tale set in the Quantum Series universe created by Christina Engela.

Dans ce second tome, on découvre qui est Coco Chanoune dans la suite de ses aventures.Tout se met en place à l'insu de son plein gré, comme l'aurait si bien dit en son temps l'autre roi de la pédale.L'action (très filmique) est prétexte à des situations improbables et tout à fait inédites.Et surtout, on découvre la manière plus que surprenante au cours de laquelle il se fait élire député pour 12 partis politiques différents sans que personne n'ait à y redire !Un roman burlesque qui se lit d'une traite, où pour un peu la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 7 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là..

The world looks different a year after the dead rose from their graves. Survivors live in walled enclaves while the zombies roam freely in the wasteland. John, Chris and Erik have made their home in the enclave of Haven and earn their keep in town by scavenging for supplies outside the walls. These excursions bring them face-to-face with grubby urchins, deadly warlords and hordes of the undead. But not all threats lie beyond the walls. The dads are beginning to wonder if they can trust the people in charge. Things aren't looking good and the longer the end of the world drags on, the more danger they're sure to find themselves in.

Have you ever felt like you needed some time alone? Maybe a little time to yourself?Then pick up a copy of the second volume in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series! Don't get us wrong, we love the men in our lives - we do (most of the time). It's just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour ... or a day ... or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask? I Just Want to Be Alone is a collection of humorous essays from 37 of the most Super Cool Lady Writers you'll find on the web. Including: People I Want to Punch in the Throat Baby SideburnsAK Turner My Husband Ate All My Ice CreamBad Parenting Moments. Read hilarious essays like: Open Letter To My Son (Or: Your Mother's Top 10 List of Ways Not to Be a Douchebag Husband)Exploding With Love, LiterallyRomance is OverratedLife With the Thin GuyDear Magnolia, Should I Marry This Man?

Introducing the uproarious and New York Times best-selling book, "I Just Want to Pee Alone"! Join the ranks of thousands of satisfied readers who have discovered this side-splitting collection of essays by a group of fearless and talented moms.Unleashing their unfiltered thoughts and witty perspectives, these moms dive headfirst into the realities of motherhood with unwavering honesty and a hefty dose of humor. It's no wonder this book has soared to the top of the New York Times best-seller list, captivating readers across the nation with its relatability and uproarious tales.Inside the pages of "I Just Want to Pee Alone," you'll find a treasure trove of stories that will have you gasping for breath between fits of laughter. From navigating the challenges of pregnancy to wrestling with the chaos of parenting, these essays touch upon every aspect of the rollercoaster ride that is raising children.Whether you're a new mom seeking solace, a seasoned parent in need of a good chuckle, or simply someone who appreciates the art of storytelling, this book is an absolute must-read. Brace yourself for a wild ride through the ups and downs of motherhood as you join these brave moms on their hilarious, heartwarming, and sometimes downright outrageous journeys.Don't miss out on the sensational "I Just Want to Pee Alone," a New York Times best seller that will leave you in stitches and remind you that you're not alone in the often messy, but always remarkable, world of motherhood. Get your copy today and prepare to laugh until your sides ache!

The Black Book of JokesDo you enjoy hilarious jokes, comedy, and humor?This book contains a massive collection of anecdotes on any topic, including some of the funniest uncensored dirty jokes for adults and dark humor jokes. Who is this book for?This excellent book is in the right hands if you like reading funny jokes, telling funny jokes, or if you want to make a present for someone who loves humor and enjoys reading funny books. In addition, this will be an excellent choice if you want to make someone around you happier. Laughter is the best medicine... Why this book?We can guarantee that you will enjoy one of the best collections of awesome jokes on any topic you can think about.Here you can read some of the best Office, Black Humor, Sex, and Marriage humor, along with the funniest jokes about Animals, Blondes, Policemen, Doctors, Preachers, Teachers, Kids, Women, Men, Clowns, Gays, Doctors, Old People, White People, Black people, Green People, Yellow People, Aliens, Prisoners, Singers, Artists, Musicians, Bankers, Lawyers, Engineers, Plumbers, Secretaries, Lovers, Circus, Life and everything else.

In my this book, 13 Things That Will Transform The Way You reason, I provide reflections on such topics as choosing purpose over passion, embracing negativity, finding wisdom in routine, and understanding cognitive biases that shape how you see your life. Some of these works have never been seen, while millions of people worldwide have read others. Whatever the case, each will make you reflect: this concept will altered your life.

Introducing the ultimate activity book for hipsters, "The Hipster's Puzzle Book"! This 18+ oriented book is packed with a variety of puzzles, mazes, Sudoku, crosswords, and coloring pages that will put your skills to the test and keep you entertained for hours. The book is designed to be fun and a little funny, perfect for anyone looking for a unique and challenging activity book. From solving tricky mazes to completing challenging Sudoku puzzles, this book has something for everyone. Plus, with a variety of coloring pages included, you can channel your inner artist and unleash your creativity. Whether you're looking to pass the time on a long flight, or simply want a fun and engaging activity to do at home, "The Hipster's Puzzle Book" is sure to provide hours of entertainment. So why settle for boring activity books when you can have a hip and trendy one? Order yours today and see for yourself!

'My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we've been up for three weeks...' 'My wife and I always compromise, I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me...' Whether you're making a speech for a wedding or an anniversary, or just want a good laugh, this laugh-a-minute book will keep you chortling at the ups and downs of weddings and married life.

If you've never drawn before or think you can't, just follow the steps in this book and you'll be drawing right away!Over thirty illustrations for you to color and draw!With the straightforward art instruction guide How to Draw Step-by-Step Drawings, anyone can learn to draw!Kids between the ages of 5 and 10 can start with simple diagrams of basic shapes from kindergarten to fifth grade and learn how to combine shapes to make fun, familiar objects and animals.Utilize circles, ovals, rectangles, squares, and other shapes to learn how to draw various things.There are 17 illustrations and a practice page next to each drawing on the 40-page book.Beginning artists will gain an understanding of the fundamentals of shape, form, and dimension from each image.- Learn to draw a variety of objects, including an apple, orange, house, cat, lion, car, and shapes and numerous object.- This beginner's guide to drawing is enjoyable and easy to follow thanks to the clear instructions and step-by-step illustrations.When you're done, you can color your drawings with crayons or colored pencils.

This book is a collection of idle thoughts from a troubled mind. I read too much and this spurs many connections in my mind between various subjects, some of which are actually relevant. But, relevant or not, I have taken the time to write them down for my own amusement and perhaps even the amusement of others. Arranged alphabetically for your convenience, this collection of mini-essays ranges from the silly to the sublime. Fans of A Clydesdale's Tale and 12 Ultras in 12 Months will find much to enjoy, including bits about running and road cycling, as well as the usual mish-mash of random nonsense. I say "Welcome" to one and all. Please grab a rhyton, find the couch of your choosing, and then let us see where this symposium leads.

Within these pages, the Grand Duchess of Whimsy, Mme. Lahonque illustrates a new and profound way to prescribe meaning to modern existence and create magic in everyday life. Throughout this manifesto, Lahonque outlines the power that lies in opening oneself up to the possibilities of being utterly and entirely silly. The art of silliness is transformative and provides the practitioner the freedom to grow into their most jovial selves in the face of an otherwise dystopian and oppressive future. Being a Silly Goose is a complication of guidelines and principles for those who could stand to loosen up. It is a beacon of hope for those who look for any chance to make merry. It is a tome of impish wisdom that calls the reader to look inside themselves and find where they could create more laughter in their lives, and the lives of others. It is just a silly little book for silly little people.

Cartoons are Jim's church. In the process of creating these 120 cartoons over the last decade for magazines, billboards and online spaces, he has encountered life's meaning as he's made readers laugh - and touched a few nerves along the way. This book shows the need for cartoons that reveal truth and make us laugh is as vital as it has ever been. 'Jim' lives and works in Auckland, New Zealand. However, those who know his life story know that he grew up in Australia as Brendan Boughen - the son of a preacher man - and has been drawing cartoons throughout his life, very often with religious themes inspired by his upbringing in the Christian Church. Jim was published in his first newspaper by the age of 13 and in his first book by 14. Since then, his cartoons have featured in magazines and web sites in Australia, New Zealand, the UK and the USA. In 2006, Jim published his first book, called Gone Astray: A collection of (sac)religious cartoons by Jim, which chronicled his first 10 years of cartooning on 'churchy' topics.Since then, his single-panel cartoons have featured monthly in Touchstone magazine (published by the Methodist Church of New Zealand) - and touched on wide range of topics relevant to church-going people, as well as those outside church walls who may look in through the windows wondering what the heck is going on inside. This book collects for the first time 120 of these cartoons drawn for Touchstone and other media under the appropriate title Touching A Nerve: A Curly Collection of Churchy Cartoons by Jim.It's an irreverent, often thought-provoking, and laugh-inducing collection of cartoons that will touch readers' nerves (and funny bones) on some big topics - life, God, religion, politics, social justice and spirituality in the modern world. From the Introduction "The phrase "going to church" is an interesting one. It suggests that 'church' - a place where one presumably encounters God and receives spiritual sustenance - is located somewhere physically separate from ourselves where we must 'go' to have that encounter, be it a fancy stone building or similar establishment made from wood, bricks and mortar. What I've grown to realise as I've reached the stereotypical mid-life years is that cartoons are my church. In the process of creating them (writing, drawing, publishing) and setting them loose to interact with humanity - ideally resulting in laughter, thought-provocation or impassioned letters - I encounter life's meaning, and hopefully bring a little of that meaning to others also. So, every time I draw a cartoon, I'm going to church. These cartoons have certainly reflected on some tumultuous times for humanity from the past decade, and these which seem to have only increased in recent years. In a time when much of the evangelical Christian church - in the US at least - has lost the final shreds of its credibility by supporting a political leader who embodies the opposite of everything their founder stood for, the need for cartoons that reveal truth and make us laugh is as vital as it's ever been - if not more so. So, I hope you enjoy this new collection of Jim's churchy cartoons, and as you read them, may you encounter a small piece of that same life energy that I found in creating them." Praise for Touching a NerveOver the past twelve years the cartoons by Jim published monthly in Touchstone have invited viewers to think about the implications of issues arising in the life of church and society. The cartoonist has not avoided controversial issues and has sometimes pushed the boundaries of traditional ideas. As he states in an introduction to this collection, his intention has been to provoke those inside churches to think about what it means to be church in the modern world."John Meredith, Touchstone magazine, February 2020

Cette nouvelle aventure démarre avec l'enlèvement de la Première Dame de France par un certain Modjo.C'est du moins ce que veut nous faire croire son Président de mari.Sauf qu'en réalité, elle s'est fait la malle parce que question service après-vente, le pépère il assure pas.Parce qu'en réalité, c'est bien beau d'avoir la banane mais quand t'as pas le Modjo qui va avec, autant dire que t'as raté ton coup.Et des coups bas il va y en avoir plein la pelle.Avec des rebondissements plus qu'incroyables et complètement inattendus, au-delà de toute imagination.Un roman unique et de plus en plus burlesque où tout va à cent à l'heure et dans lequel la fiction serait sur le point de rejoindre la réalité.Particulièrement imaginatif, Claude HAJOS s'essaye dans tous les genres.Sous sa plume, il met en scène les aventures complètement loufoques de Coco Chanoune, un personnage unique en son genre.Le seul en France capable de réaliser l'exploit de se faire élire député pour 12 partis politiques en même temps !Le seul également capable d'obtenir 8 nominations ministérielles et toujours en même temps !Mais vous allez voir que ça ne s'arrête pas là...

Wussten Sie, dass Netflix mal Socken entwickelt hat? Welches Geräusch die Türen in Star Trek machen? Oder wofür Kellogg's Cornflakes ursprünglich entwickelt wurden? Bald schon. Denn genau diese Dinge, die Sie sich noch nie gefragt haben, finden Sie kurz, aber umfangreich in den über 100 Kurzgeschichten aus diesem Buch.Ein kleiner Tipp jedoch: Gehen Sie mit den neuen Fakten nicht die ganze Zeit nur Menschen auf die Nerven. Schenken Sie ihnen lieber dieses kleine Werk zu Weihnachten, Hanukkah oder ganz einfach so.