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So, you want a man?Allow me to guide you through the jungle of hairy beasts.99% of your romantic relationships have failed.You are the common denominator, so logic would say you suck at relationships.The problem isn't in the picker, it's in the picking.In this book, I lend my expertise as the datee, not the dater. I'm the man who knows men, and how you can net the one you want (for the time being). True, we men are slightly different, so you need to approach your prey appropriately.Don't go hunting birds with hammers.Let's say you'd like to date a married man whom, I assume, you're not married to. That's quite an evil desire, according to some. I'm not here to judge. Perhaps you want to bed a man who desperately needs something new, and who will leave you alone thereafter. Fine. Well, you need to approach this fellow a certain way. (It's in here.)Learn how to net Mr. Right.After reading this book you will know how to approach all types of men, including: Older MenShort MenBrown Men... and many others.It works. I've gotten women laid."Phil guided me through meeting the man of my dreams. I think I'm ready for my next dream, please." - AnonymousPlease buy the book, so I can continue my research ...and drink better wine while I'm at it.

Are you or a loved one feeling poorly or depressed? In need of some laughs to brighten the day? "Get Well Soon" is a book full of jokes and humour to help you smile and chuckle and keep the doctor away.

Modern Lingo Dictionary[mɒdɜ ʳn - li: ŋ-goʊ - dɪk-tʃʌ-neəʳ-i: ]noun1. A book defining modern terms, phrases, and acronyms for dads across America who are just trying to keep up with their kids.

Mit diesem Buch legt Wolfram Kühl den dritten Band seiner Aphorismen aus vier Jahrzehnten vor, die wieder thematisch alle Lebensbereiche umfassen und mit dem Licht des klaren Wortes, der Erfahrung eines reichhaltigen Lebens und der Genauigkeit eines erfahrenen Schriftstellers gekennzeichnet sind. Dazu kommt seine offensichtliche Freude an dem unendlich variablen Spiel mit 28 Buchstaben, die er meisterhaft kombiniert, sinn- und humorvoll gestaltet und mit der Weisheit des Alters würzt. Es ist eine Freude, Kühls Mittel zum Zweck zu beobachten, die er einsetzt, um seine Gedanken "auf den Punkt" zu formulieren.Er ist ein Wortspieler, ein Wortgourmet, der sich gewürzte Worte und perlende Sätze auf der Zunge genüsslich zergehen lässt. Wir sehen ihn mit seinen Augen zwinkern, wenn er einen Aphorismus wie diesen schreibt: Wer die Alltagsmedien hört, wundert sich, dass den Wortquälern nicht die Zunge ertaubt. Welche eine herrlich bissige Metapher! Wer bewusst und sinnbereichert leben will und sich gern mit wertvollen Gedanken beschenken lässt, liest dieses Buch mit geistigem Genuss und Gewinn, denn: Solides Wissen bleibt lebensanhänglich.

In addition to his books, author Vincent Yanez also wrote the occasional political piece for his local newspaper and various websites. By the end of 2012 he found he no longer enjoyed talking about a political system that seemed to be falling apart, mainly due to a group of politicians who gained power by using hate, fear and ignorance as their rally cry. Vince decided that instead of writing about politics, he would instead, make fun of it. This is a collection of those political satire pieces, which made their way around the internet in 2013, along with some cartoons he drew when the words wouldn't come. Vince no longer involves himself much in politics. But he does hope the American people will someday find the courage to stand up to fear and ignorance, and give D.C. what it has needed for a while now, a good cleaning out.

From high school games to trick plays, and Gatorade showers to the origins of the wave, they're all in this hilarious collection. Best of all, the history of the game, the slingshot goalposts, and end zone celebrations are all explained and gang tackled. It's a fun read for every player, coach and fan of the American pastime that we can only watch on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Sigh. The second book in the Sports Humor by Rick Braithwaite Series, Football Folderol features interesting and entertaining takes on the game that was uniquely created by Walter Camp, based loosely upon the game of rugby. His innovations are explained with humor and insight, providing a thoroughly enjoyable reading and learning experience. Braithwaite had dedicated Football Folderol to his grandson, who started playing when he was just eight years old, and is now on the college team that has won more National Championships than any other school. To find out which one, you'll have to read the book. As Mike Pereira, the Fox Sports Analyst, says, "I don't know how many times I laughed and then said, 'Wow. I didn't know that.' " Previous books by Braithwaite include Golf Gumbo: A Mishmash of Golf Facts and Fun, and The Dictionary of Soccer.

The journey of a woman living through a mental health crisis and how TikTok pulled her out of it Although not a dissertation on mental illness, it does expose some of the realities of living with a mental illness

ENTRA NEL MAGICO MONDO DEI PENI, ED ESPLORA ANCHE TU, COLORANDO GIORNO DOPO GIORNO, SPLENDIDI AFORISMI SULL'ORGANO GENITALE MASCHILE.SPLENDIDO REGALO PER I TUOI AMICI E AMICHE, ANCHE COME REGALO DI LAUREA.

This book contains several riddles that will surely enhance the brain functionality.As we all know the brain is a very important and key part of the body, it needs regular exercise as well, and one of the main way to work out the brain is to give it something to think about, this keeps the brain fit and enables it to function well.This book is full of brain teasers and riddles to get the job done for you....Enhance your thinking! Enhance your brain!!.If you found this book interesting, please do well and leave a honest review on your favourite store.Thank you...

Discover Over 500 Family Friendly Spooky & Hilarious Jokes + Riddles To Get The Whole Family In The Halloween Spirit & Make Your Little Comedian(s) Very Happy! Which type of pants do ghosts wear? BOO-jeansWhat do they teach in Witching school? Spelling. What type of monster loves dance music? The boogieman!What do skeletons order at restaurants?Spare ribs! Now wouldn't your child LOVE another 500 Halloween jokes just like that to make the whole family laugh and get into the spooky spirit. This is the perfect way to encourage your Child to get off of their screens and start creating unforgettable family memories that will last a lifetime. Nothing quite beats the feeling that family time gives us, and this collection of jokes is the best way to bring the family together for endless laughter and joy this Halloween- before the trick & treating of course! Oh, and we've saved you endless hours by putting together the 500 funniest and scariest Riddles & Jokes all in one place! Anyways, here's a sliver of what's inside...333 Of The Funniest Halloween Jokes You've Ever Heard (All 100% Child Friendly Of Course!) 167+ Of The Best Halloween Riddles & Brain Teasers That'll Have Even The Smartest Family Members Confused...The PERFECT Way To Create Hours Of Endless Fun & Laughter At Your Next Halloween Themed Family Game Night5+ Different Categories Of Jokes & 3 Riddle Categories So You'll NEVER Get Bored!Easy To Understand & Comprehend Jokes That All Kids Will Easily Digest! And SO Much More (Including 25 BONUS Riddles To Confuse Your Friends!) Our biggest issue with most 'Joke' books is that the jokes just aren't funny and the jokes are repetitive & boring! And, our biggest issue with most Riddle books is that they use the same recycled boring Riddles that just aren't fun anymore.That's why at Kidsville our #1 priority to find the 500 funniest & original Halloween jokes & riddles that all children will LOVE! So, If You Want To Create Unforgettable Halloween Family Memories & Let Your Little Comedian Create Hours Of Laughter For The Whole Family Then Scroll Up And Click "Add To Cart."

Endlich eine Sammlung an Witzen, die so kurz und so gut sind, dass man sich wirklich einige davon merken und weitererzählen kann!"Ich habe schon so viele gehört, kann die mir aber nie merken!" - hat jetzt ein Ende (o: Scherzfragen, Situationen und sogar Drudel, wenn man beim Witze erzählen auch gern ein bisschen zeichnet.

Let's face it: being an employee is basically identical to being in a relationship. You're just dating a company instead of a person. Sometimes you find a great company with a healthy culture that respects your boundaries, but other times you end up with toxic employers that force you to strategically plan your escape. Love-bombing, ghosting, negging, and all of the other dating schemes we know and hate are just as real in the workplace as they are in our love lives. Whether you're an employee who's in the dating pool looking for a new company, or you're currently employed and engaged in the process of navigating compatibility, etiquette, red flags, boundary-setting and beyond at your job, the Dating Edition of Surviving Corporate Hell: Terms for Employees of the Great Resignation Era provides a handy collection of terms, reminding you not to put up with bullshit from an employer that you wouldn't put up with in the dating scene. Use this book to clarify and accurately frame your approach as you navigate your relationship with your current workplace or flirt with the idea of finding your next ex-employer.

Let's be real. Who really needs more motivation or inspiration? Quite frankly, it's exhausting!What we really need is comfort from the demands of the day! Color Me Sassy is a not-so-motivational-but-totally-relatable coloring book for women who are too old for snapchat but too young for life alert. Pour yourself a nice cup of something yummy, get out those markers or pencils, and just relax while coloring a couple dozen funny, relatable quips like: Whatever my spirit animal is, it's hibernating.I don't mean to brag but I finished my 14 day diet in 3 hours and 12 minutesI wish my life had background music so that I could understand what the hell is going onOh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?Every time you get dressed, remember: If you die, that's your ghost outfit foreverIt's like one minute I was young and fun and the next, I'm turning down the stereo in the car to see better.

FUN, DIRTY GAME FOR ANY BACHELORETTE PARTY!This fun Would You Rather game is specially designed for the bachelorette and her friends. You'll have tons of fun selecting from 32 questions and the two wild scenarios presented in this book. Play as a game: Read every question out loud.All ladies need to give their answers.If someone refuses to share their answer - there is a challenge insteadThis dirty version is filled with questions that won't go over well with sensitive ears, so player discretion is advised."Would you rather...?" is a fun game designed to make you choose between two difficult, equally ridiculous and often outrageous scenarios that you will never encounter in real life (hopefully anyway!). It's a great way to get to know each other better and start some really interesting conversations."Would You Rather...? Dirty Edition" is great for: adult girls party game - awesome discussion questions to turn a boring party aroundany bridal shower, bachelorette partylong road trips or as a camping game!SPECIFICATIONS: 66 pages - 32 "would you rather...?" questions + 32 challengesdimensions 6'x9'matte coverwhite paper paperback - please do not expect hardcover

A great book Easter jokes book suitable for all ages! This book contains funny riddles and jokes to get you cracking up, including some comic artwork.It is the perfect Easter gift that will entertain friends and family of all ages for hours for hours! The best Easter gift for everyone! The rules are quite simple: You can choose to do it alone or with your team. Sit across one another and maintain eye contact, read the joke to each other and make some funny expressions to ignite more humor, including some funny sounds, etc.Laughing means you're loosing! Try not to laugh, help your team win.First team to get 5 points Wins, Laughing means losing.

Are you tired of telling the same old jokes that everyone has heard a million times? Looking for something fresh and exciting to make your friends and family groan in disgust? Look no further than this delightful collection of dad jokes!Inside these pages, you'll find a treasure trove of corny, punny, and just plain terrible jokes that are sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From classic one-liners to elaborate riddles, this book has something for every lover of terrible jokes.But be warned: these jokes may not be suitable for all audiences. Side effects may include uncontrolled laughter, eye-rolling, and the occasional groan of despair. Proceed with caution, but don't be afraid to embrace your inner dad and share these jokes with the world. After all, laughter is the best medicine, and this book is the perfect prescription.Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion where you want to give the gift of laughter (or at least, a good eye roll), this book is sure to be a hit with any dad (or anyone who has to endure their jokes on a regular basis). So go ahead and give the gift of terrible jokes with this hilarious book of dad jokes.

What happens when a farmer who's been wishing for a boy ends up with a girlie-girl? Come along on the humorous and sometimes agonizing adventures from a childhood spent on a farm in the Eastern Oregon desert where one family raised hay, wheat, cattle, and a farm girl.

Mike Huck, Mike Huck, with a marriage in shambles, His wife cheats on him, with no remorse or scandal.Mike Huck, Mike Huck, he stays in the room and waits, While his wife has affairs, he suffers and hates hate.Mike Huck, Mike Huck, so desperate for love, He'll do anything, even if it's not above.

In this uproarious book, we explore the timeless theme of comedy and how it intersects with love, relationships, and the human condition. Through a series of hilarious anecdotes, amusing misadventures, and laugh-out-loud moments, we delve into the power of laughter as a unifying force and the magnetism that draws men and women into the most comical of circumstances.From the very beginning, you'll find yourself immersed in the world of flirting finesse. Prepare for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous terrain of hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings that arise when men and women attempt to communicate their romantic interest. Brace yourself for tales of fumbled compliments, embarrassing pickup lines, and the never-ending battle of trying to decipher the signals of attraction.In "The Charm Offensive," we explore the unforgettable moments of irresistible charisma, where men go to great lengths to win hearts one smile at a time. Join us as we witness grand gestures gone awry, serenades that miss the mark, and the endearing awkwardness of men attempting to impress the object of their affection.In "Witty Banter Battles," prepare for verbal fireworks as women and men engage in epic banter. We'll witness hilarious exchanges, clever comebacks, and the battle of words that leaves us in stitches. It's a comedic arena where quick wit reigns supreme and the ability to outsmart your opponent takes center stage.. "The Touchy-Feely Effect" explores the hilarious and sometimes awkward encounters that occur when physical contact enters the picture. From accidental touches that lead to comedic mishaps to intentional touch tactics that aim to make an impact, we'll discover the power of a playful pat and the unexpected laughter that can ensue.In "Mind Over Men," we witness women outsmarting their male counterparts with hilarious results. Prepare for a battle of wits as women embrace their cunning quotient and use their intellect as comedy gold. We'll navigate the maze of male misunderstandings and laugh at the moments of brilliance when women reign supreme."The Rise of She-Entrepreneurs" takes us into the world of women shaking up the business world with their unique blend of comedy and ambition. From boardroom power plays to pun-filled negotiations, we'll meet women who excel and amuse as they challenge the status quo and redefine what it means to be a successful and humorous entrepreneur.But it's not all about the laughs. "Laughing All the Way to Equality" reminds us that comedy can be the great equalizer, bridging the gender divide with laughter. We'll explore how shared power and roaring laughter foster healthy relationships, create inclusive workplaces, and serve as a rallying call for equality. It's a powerful reminder that laughter knows no gender and that humor can be a catalyst for change.Finally, we reach the conclusion of this laughter-filled journey, where we reflect on the moments that made us chuckle, giggle, and roar with laughter. Through a lighthearted and entertaining conclusion, we celebrate the never-ending power of laughter and how it enriches our lives, connects us with others, and brings lightness to even the most challenging of situations."Girl Power: Resistance is Futile" is not just a book-it's a unstoppable force that is women and the indescribable magic that occurs when laughter and empowerment unite. So, dear readers, buckle up and get ready for a laughter-filled adventure that will leave you uplifted, and roaring with laughterOpen the pages of "Girl Power: Resistance is Futile" and embark on a journey that celebrates the strength, brilliance, and hilarity of women. It's time to unleash your inner comedic genius, embrace the power of laughter, and discover the unstoppable force that is girl power!

This book is dedicated to all the thots worldwide, young, old, new, retired or if you just love party and bull shit material. This book consists of real stories from real life thot experiences, to remain anonymous, names and a few things in each story is switched up. Kalvin, Pimp chico, Rashy Belly, Gorilla G, Toni, Dion, Pooh Diddy, Ug Mug twins, Uncle T and a few more PTP affiliates are on a quest to fuck as much pussy as they can, some of these stories start as far as from back in middle school. These group of individuals are like nothing you have ever seen or heard about, allow me to take you into a world of real thots and there antics.

Who said Catholic high school was going to be easy?In the early eighties, the Catholic archdiocese of New York boasted an armada of parochial schools across the New York City area. Struggling blue-collar families made tremendous sacrifices to provide a Catholic high school education for their children. In theory, smaller classrooms run by religious educators were a safer bet than the New York City Board of Education.But were they?Shorter hair, longer skirts, and corporal punishment meted out by biblical badasses made Catholic teens think twice about stepping out of line. Cutting school or a well-timed fart from the back of the classroom was often met with a good old-fashioned kick in the ass or a humiliating crack on the jaw.Author Vic Ferrari shares his colorful stories from his high school years growing up in the rough-and-tumble borough of the Bronx.Did you know that confessing one sin too many can lead to a foot chase through an empty church? How selling raffle tickets at a mob social club could earn you a trip to the emergency room? Why returning to the scene of a crime is never a good idea? How shopping for school clothes can lead to your first sexual encounter? Learn why a delusional lunatic with erectile dysfunction attempted to blow up a gas station and more.Vic Ferrari, author of NYPD: Law & Disorder, Grand Theft Auto, The NYPD's Flying Circus, NYPD: Through the Looking Glass, and Dickheads & Debauchery, is a retired New York City police detective and probably the funniest person you've never heard about. With no formal training or Harvard degree, Vic has managed to carve out a niche in the literary world.When he's not shamelessly promoting his books, Vic is a frequent guest on the nationally syndicated radio show Sterling on Sunday.

This book follows two woman as they troll a dating site in search of "the one". Their experiences will leave you both horrified, and howling with laughter. It's sex and the city without the nice shoes. If you've ever been on a dating site, are thinking about joining one, or want to have a few laughs at the authors expense this book is for you. It's all true, raunchy, insane and hilarious.

500 mistakes from 50 more fan-favourite TV shows, many with pictures. Mic transmitters visible in Breaking Bad, crash mats in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, a necklace appearing from nowhere in Friends, and bandages disappearing in Grey's Anatomy. Mistakes aplenty in The Big Bang Theory, Cheers, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey, Family Guy, I Love Lucy, Knight Rider, Prison Break, Seinfeld, Sherlock, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Two and a Half Men, The Walking Dead, and many more. You'll be amazed what you've missed in some of your favourite shows!

Mark D. Meadows sees humor everywhere. He was born and raised in the Ozark Mountains of Missouri and has spent most of his life there. He has been a librarian, mail-order business owner, and clock repairman. In this book you will find descriptions of his hilarious encounters with neighbors, customers, relatives, and strangers. There are over seventy anecdotes of horses, dogs, dancing, cooking, and numerous other subjects, all told in a witty and readable style. The reader will not be able to stop with one or two stories, but will yearn to see what ridiculous situation is just around the corner in the next tale.

Get ready to LOL your way through "Sweary Memes," the adult coloring book that's jam-packed with cheese, cliche memes and a whole bunch of swear words. It's time to dive into the hilarious world of internet humor, with a colorful twist that's as cheeky as it gets!Inside this sweary adult coloring book you'll discover a bunch of side-splitting memes, each sprinkled with a bit of grown-up language for that extra kick of humor. Grab your crayons or markers, and let your creative side loose as you bring these viral moments to life. It's the perfect recipe for turning your favorite memes into a masterpiece of colorful and swear-filled hilarity.Whether you're a meme addict or just someone who loves a good chuckle, "Sweary Memes" is here for you. Share the laughs with friends, give it as a quirky gift, or show off your finished masterpieces as a tribute to your humor and coloring skills. It's time to add a pop of color to those viral moments, one swear word at a time. "Sweary Memes" isn't just a coloring book; it's your ticket to a hilarious world of coloring fun. So sit back, relax, and color! *** This book is also available in a color by number edition!https: //www.amazon.com/dp/1985649284Charming hand-drawn designs inspire coloring fans of all ages and skill levels.Promotes relaxation, art therapy, and the scientifically proven therapeutic benefits of meditative mindfulness.Makes a perfect gift for adults, teens, seniors, and all of your loved ones.8.5 x 11" single-sided paper means that you can use your favorite art supplies - including pencils, markers, pens, crayons, watercolors and more!2 bonus color test pages allow you to test your coloring mediums and empower you to unleash your creativity and plan your next coloring masterpiece.Enjoy FREE BONUS COLORING PAGES to get a taste of other coloring books you may enjoy.

The Perfect Easter present. (Just regular dad jokes for any occasion) Not suitable for fathers day.

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The biggest, original standalone sick joke book on the planet! This book contains material that most deemed too disgusting to say during this PC-era! Oops! With over 800 jokes this book is definitely going to offend someone! So if you've got a sick sense of humour, this book is right up your alley! There are jokes about almost every subject you can think of! Jews, Muslims, Chinese, Blacks, Scousers, women, gays - you name it! If this is your humour then you'll love this joke book!

The book "Ukrainian Motivational Quotes" is about inteligent thoughts which the saints of country and writer wrote over the centuries to make life easy and keep motivated to attain new goals in life and give something beautiful to this world.A message from peace loving country.