Humor

Faith Walk is a journey lived and currently living by the graciousness of God. The breakdown of faith is of many different versions told by those, including myself, who have testified about their faith journey. The way God has been not only in my life but in the lives of others I have encountered have been quite miraculous and wondrous. Some testimonies will be told while others will be kept for it's not my place to disclose. Faith Walk is not about criticizing the lives people are living currently nor have overcome in the past. For this is my life journey I choose to share with those who are willing to listen and not judge for their own personal gain.

Find out what I learned about men after gaining not one, not two, but three ex-husbands by the time I was 28 years old. Now looking back as a woman in my late thirties.

Carl the crocodile's love life is falling to pieces. He ends up going to a trial to settle the divorce. See how it pans out for Carl in this light-hearted narrative! "Crocodile Goes to Trial" presents an engaging exploration of life's experiences infused with humor. Featuring a fictional narrative complemented by exaggerated cartoon-like illustrations, this book offers a delightful and entertaining read for mature audiences.

Peaches the porcupine married rich. Now that her husband is dead, she goes for the inheritance but doesn't get it. See how it pans out for Peaches in this light-hearted comical narrative! "Porcupine Goes Online" presents an engaging exploration of life's experiences infused with humor. Featuring a fictional narrative complemented by exaggerated cartoon-like illustrations, this book offers a delightful and entertaining read for mature audiences.

Flash fiction volume 1 includes eight short enjoyable stories from various aspects of my imagination. From weird to mystery to happiness to accomplishments to memories. It may be short but it really packs a punch. This is the first in a series of short story collections.

The Dungeon Survival Handbooks is an illustrated instructional list of the top 50 rules for roleplaying dungeon survival. The rules cover all kind of circumstances for the rookie and experienced adventurer; and can be applied whether you're indoors or outside in your dungeon adventure. If you still have a sense of humor after all those hours at the gaming table, take some time to relax, have a laugh, and improve your awareness of adventuring quirks and challenges for the best and least of skill in roleplaying the depths. Original art by Teal Proptaku, founder of Proptaku Cosplay Studio, artist, warrior, barbarian Erinaceus leader.

This delightful collection features 40 carefully curated dad jokes that BTS Jin himself has asked and answered, showcasing his witty and endearing sense of humor. From Jin's declaration that these jokes are "only for my own amusement," to the author's personal insights into how Jin's dad jokes have united fans of all ages worldwide, the book offers a cultural bridge, inviting readers to connect with Jin's humor on a deeper level. "Laughing with BTS Jin" is not just a book; it's an invitation to share joy, appreciate cultural nuances, and find delights in the universal language of laughter.

!!!WARNING!!! This following pages may cause you fits of uncontrollable laughter to the point where bodily fluids exit in all possible places. The author is in no way responsible for soiled clothing, both underwear and outerwear, including furniture you may be sitting on or laying on whilst reading this manuscript. It is strongly suggested to wear an adult diaper when interacting with this book. It would also be safe to say that it is highly recommended! Do not attempt to ingest food or drink when handling this book as your clothes and surroundings could be subject to being ruined. Please read the following pages responsibly and at your own risk.

This is the story about a lonely, old man who decides to buy a cat to keep him company. Instead of a cat, the old man ends up getting two little black kittens that are brother and sister. He ends up naming them Bonnie and Clyde because they are mischievous. When he gets them home, he finds that they like to cuddle and purr as well as get into trouble by getting into places they shouldn't. The kittens have many adventures and learn to love the old man who loves them back very much.

Erotic poetry. The continuation of Lasting Lust. So the 2nd to come out from the series Lust.

This is a companion to Ass Soul's Rule's You're a Magician... & You Just Don't Know I.T.It's hard to know where to begin figuring out your own magical-I.T. or even keep track of what you've figured out so far, so this workbook solves that dilemma. Think of I.T. as training wheels helping your find your way and balance as a Magician as you get to know I.T. better than you do.Choose your own Adventure Learning Insight & Contemplating Experientials!

Dress for success and boost your career with Killer Closet: Laughing Your Way to Office Success. This guide navigates the world of office style and fashion, offering practical advice wrapped in humor to entertain and enlighten you. Discover the secrets to a killer wardrobe and the importance of individuality, creativity, and confidence as you strive for the corporate boardroom. Perfect for men and women at any point in their professional career, "Killer Closet" provides valuable insight and a dash of humor for anyone looking to succeed at work.

"Single woman seeking: father of my future children. I'm temporarily employed and living with my parents." Who wouldn't bite at a line like that? So hot.The only perfect thing about Charlie MacAfee Bates is her perfectly disastrous dating record. Despite her love-life fails, she's ready to storm the holiday dating scene to find her magical match and gain her biggest wish-a perfect little family full of squishy babies. Armed with her checklist of ideal qualities in a man, and a magical dating app, Charlie is determined to have Mr. Perfect wrapped up under her tree by Christmas.All Nick Linwood wants for Christmas is to stay perfectly grumpy. His house may be decked with boughs of holly, but he's not fa-la-la-la-looking forward to the anniversary of his ex leaving him at the altar. Nursing a broken heart, Nick has become withdrawn and too grinchy to enjoy anything about the holidays. That is, until a beautiful redhead answers his job posting, draws him out from behind his work, and charms him without even trying.Oblivious to Nick's attention, Charlie follows misguided online advice that sends her on a streak of terrible dates. With her Christmas deadline looming, what will it take for her to realize Mr. Perfect only exists on paper and Mr. Perfectly Right for Her has been working beside her all along?

"Laugh-A-Lot Joke Books: Sports Edition" is a hilarious collection of joke books that will keep sports enthusiasts, athletes, and comedy lovers entertained for hours.From clever one-liners to playful wordplay, these joke books offer a wide range of humor that appeals to all ages. Whether you're a die-hard fan of basketball, football, soccer, baseball, or cricket, or simply enjoy a good laugh, these books have something for everyone. The jokes cover various aspects of the respective sports, including players, equipment, rules, and funny scenarios that occur on and off the field.

The writer's name: Yayesew Shimelis -ያየሰው ሽመልስThe compelling book, "የሴራ እርካብ፤ የደም መንበር", penned by Yayesew Shimelis, an intrepid journalist and the proprietor of Ethioforum, the prominent Amharic media outlet, offers an incisive exploration of the turbulent landscape of Ethiopian politics. Yayesew, a young and contemplative Ethiopian journalist, fearlessly navigates the tumultuous currents of recent political developments in Ethiopia, delving into the intricate web of political issues and current societal issues.In this thought-provoking narrative, Yayesew shares his personal journey, recounting the price he paid for his commitment to truth.Having faced imprisonment by the Ethiopian government on seven separate occasions within just three years, he unveils the challenges and sacrifices made in his pursuit of professional journalism.The book unfolds over a span of four years, providing an in-depth analysis of Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed's tenure. Drawing on firsthand experiences, insider connections, factual data, and encounters with key figures, including former and current politicians, militarycommanders, retired and active diplomats, and veterans, Yayesew sheds light on pivotal stories, evidence, and facts surrounding Abiy Ahmed'sleadership and his circle.Covering a spectrum of topics, the narrative explores war, widespread casualties, large-scale imprisonment, conspiracies, and criminalalliances. Key events such as Abiy Ahmed's marriage, his controversial education, the betrayal of close associates, the attack on thenorthern command, the Sene 16 bomb explosion (ሰኔ 16 የቦንብ ጥቃት), and the war in Tigray are dissected, revealing their profound consequences.The role of the media during this conflict is also scrutinized, offering a comprehensive understanding of the multifaceted challenges faced by the nation.Covering a spectrum of topics, the narrative explores war, widespread casualties, large-scale imprisonment, conspiracies, and criminal alliances. Key events such as Abiy Ahmed's marriage, his controversial education, the betrayal of close associates, the attack on the northern command, the Sene 16 bomb explosion (ሰኔ 16 የቦንብ ጥቃት), and the war in Tigray are dissected, revealing their profound consequences. The role of the media during this conflict is also scrutinized, offering a comprehensive understanding of the multifaceted challengesfaced by the nation.

Have you ever looked at somebody and thought "I wonder what is going through their head? Inside you will find 16 stories from the depths of my dark and disturbed mind.A married couple enjoy a day of hiking only to wake up naked and confused.Two best friends find something unexpected inside an abandoned building.A little girl enjoys playing in the woods and making new friends.This is just a taste of what is in store once you open the pages.You've been warned; the inside of my mind isn't the nicest place to be.

This is an original take on contemporary American culture. Readers compare his humor to the online site The Onion and comical skits from Saturday Night Live when they were a sarcastic parody. Beautifully written with vivid graphics, you'll be on the floor laughing or left with a thought-provoking sting when you discover the truth in humor.

Welcome to Second Puberty is a collection of poems and short stories about the funny situation trans people put themselves in! Laugh, Cry, Cringe at relatable poems and stories about the daily life of a Trans Woman! "Today is the day you start to feel okay." Jinx Leonard (she/they) is a black trans woman, a writer, and a system of four. This collection of poems and short stories is inspired by her experiences escaping an unsupportive household and finding out what womanhood means to her; delving deep without sacrificing a sense of humor, she explores ideas like gender, sexuality, love, loss, and what it's like navigating modern society from this unique (and uniquely challenging) perspective.

Cosa accadrebbe se un uomo qualunque - spento, piegato dalla routine e tendente all'inettitudine - entrasse in contatto con un oggetto stregato che custodisce l'anima del Duce? Di certo nulla di buono. La sua vita, tuttavia, assumerebbe una piega irrevocabilmente vivace e tragicomica, almeno fino all'inevitabile catastrofe. Seguite il mite Mirco Matteoli nella sua discesa all'inferno e accompagnatelo nella sua improbabile ricerca di redenzione, in un mondo in cui tutto è esattamente ciò che sembra: una farsa. Questo fantasy urbano è stato finalista al concorso IoScrittore 2023.

From the whimsical anecdotes of those who thought they'd cracked the jackpot code (only to realize they were looking at last week's winning numbers) to the comical tales of misadventures in ticket buying, we've got it all. We even delve into the riveting world of lucky charms, covering everything from four-leaf clovers plucked at midnight to that old sock you've been hanging onto just in case. Yes, we've journeyed to the farthest corners of lottery lore, and we're sharing the chuckles with you.What about the naysayers who claim it's all about math and algorithms? We've got a chapter dedicated to the world's most baffling formulas - reimagined with a twist. Picture a detailed breakdown of Einstein's theory of relativity... as it pertains to choosing your cat's birthday numbers. Or deep philosophical discussions about whether a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil can change the outcome of your weekly draw. Sound absurd? Welcome to the world of "Funny Lottery Secrets!"Let's not forget the invaluable (or rather, valueless) section dedicated to the world's most unusual lotteries: from the quaint village that raffles off its mayor's old hats every year to the town that believes in the predictive power of racing snails. We take you on a whirlwind tour of the quirkiest lotteries around, offering a humorous perspective on the global obsession with luck and fortune.And if, after all your preparation, you still don't win? We have an entire chapter dedicated to the fine art of consolation, helping you see the silver lining in every lost ticket. Maybe you didn't get that private island, but hey, you've just been initiated into the grand club of dreamers and risk-takers who, like you, believed in the power of chance. Plus, think of all the fun stories you'll have!Sprinkled with humorous insights, witty illustrations, and playful exercises (like our mock 'Lottery Yoga' - stretches to make while waiting in line for tickets), this book is designed to tickle your funny bone and offer a lighthearted take on a subject that's often taken way too seriously."Secrets to Winning the Lottery (or Maybe Just Finding Loose Change)" isn't just a book; it's an experience, a laughter-filled journey through the world of probability and dreams. So, the next time you're feeling down about that unyielding lottery ticket, remember: winning isn't everything. But a hearty laugh? Now that's a jackpot we can all hit. Dive in and prepare for a rollicking, rib-tickling ride that's sure to make you the life of your next party - even if it's just a party of one, lamenting over another missed lottery draw. Cheers to the dreamers, the laughers, and the perennial hopefuls. This one's for you!

Think an upbeat, energetic Dear Abby with fur, sardonic wit, and literary flourishes. Interested in cat psychology? Would you like to know what your cat really thinks about you? Are you curious about all those odd behaviors your cat exhibits? Auntie Pawsworth explains all. Cats Daily, a newspaper written by cats for cats and for people who are interested in cats, has released a new book, Auntie Pawsworth's Feline Advice Column, a collection of letters submitted to its advice columnist, Philomena Pawsworth, along with her responses to each. A Bengal cat of mixed heritage who was adopted into a large human family, Philomena has spent over a decade studying human beings in a dynamic urban environment requiring novel adaptive behaviors. She mastered the myriad challenges confronting cats in modern America and has built a unique bridge of understanding between the often baffling worlds of the human and the cat. When asked about just a few of the qualities required to successfully navigate these two domains, Philomena suggests curious intelligence, extroversion, determination, mental and physical agility, persistence, a sense of playfulness, and getting a minimum of fifteen hours of sleep each day. Although Philomena credits distinguished Abyssinians in her maternal lineage for gifting her with these traits, she believes all of us can work on cultivating them to various degrees. The earliest known advice column appeared in the year 1690 in a London periodical, The Athenian Mercury, published twice weekly by The Athenian Society. It is reportedly the first periodical that catered specifically to women and the columns covered questions regarding the natural sciences, religion, literature, and politics. In the United States advice columns began to appear in newspapers starting in the 1880s. They dealt primarily with domestic work, such as answering questions related to sewing and recipes. Contemporary life-advice columns mostly respond to questions on relationships and social interactions-the challenges of heart, home, and culture. Dear Abby, a popular syndicated column written by Abigail Van Buren, is a notable example. Although a plethora of online sites treat topics dealing with animals, including cats, Auntie Pawsworth's Feline Advice Column presents a rare opportunity for a cosmopolitan cat, continuing the tradition of columnists recorded in the journals and newspapers of yore, to lend her voice to some of the most pressing issues affecting cats and cat caretakers today. We are also treated to the work of our resident philosopher, Catatonka ("Buffalo Cat"), who offers subsequent commentary--Catatonka Says--to each of the columns. A Native American Shorthair, Catatonka provides restrained counterpoint to Auntie Pawsworth's spirited replies.

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La cremazione di Giacomino è fissata alle 15 e 35 in punto. Alla cerimonia partecipano alcuni, e pochi, conoscenti perché il defunto non lascia solo ricordi piacevoli. Come si usa dire, però, un autore continua a vivere attraverso le sue opere. E se il suo funerale si rivelasse anche la sua migliore commedia? Il testo viene qui presentato in una versione per 2 uomini e 3 donne. Ma tutti i ruoli possono essere interpretati indifferentemente sia da uomini che da donne.

"Less something said, more something done."Caroline Gardiner is a Moon child, Momma bear, Veteran, Life-Cycle Celebrant/Wedding Officiant, daydreamer, and lover of Love. She lives in Southeastern Massachusetts with a couple of crazy cats, Bonnabelle and Pistachio.

Paws for thought is an exploration of life seen through the eyes of (wo)man's best friend. Via a collection of short stories we experience emotions ranging from humour, loss and love as well as the boundless energy of a soul thoroughly content with his lot in life.

দেশের বাইরে আসলেই মনে হয় ওই দেশের প্রতি ভালোবাসাটা পরিপূর্ণভাবে বুঝা যায়, সেই দেশের প্রতি একটা অন্যরকম টান অনুভব হয়। আমিও তার ব্যতিক্রম ছিলাম না। সেই দেশের প্রতি তীব্র ভালোবাসা টের পাই কানাডাতে নামার এক সপ্তাহ পর থেকেই। সেই ভালোবাসা এবং আবেগ থেকেই প্রতিদিন বিভিন্ন ব্লগে লেখালেখি করতাম, আর সেজন্যই বোধহয় এই গ্রন্থে কানাডার পরিচিতি থেকে বাংলাদেশ নিয়েই লিখার সংখ্যা বেশি। তারই ধারাবাহিকতায় এই ছোট ছোট মজার ঘটনা গুলোকে একটা প্লাটফরম-এ নিয়ে আসার প্রয়াস নেই পরবর্তীতে, এই প্রয়াসের ফলাফলই এই ছোট বইটি। লেখাগুলোতে নানা বিষয়ে অসম্পূর্ণতা থাকতে পারে, নানা ধরনের অসঙ্গতি থাকতে পারে, তবে এখানে যে ঘটনা গুলো বর্ণনায় নিয়ে আসা হয়েছে সেগুলো লিখার প্রতি আমার আন্তরিকতার বিন্দুমাত্র কোনও ঘাটতি ছিল না। কতটা ভাল লাগা বোধ এনে দিবে জানি না, তবে এটা বলতে পারি, আমার পক্ষ থেকে চেষ্টার কোন ত্রুটি ছিল না। আমার লিখাগুলো আপনাদের কে এতোটুকু আনন্দ দিতে পারলেই আমি সার্থক মনে করব। রিপন কুমার দে, ডিসেম্বর ২০, ২০২৩,

Anything and Everything needed to make a legitimate case for a Palestinian State, condensed into a simple, easy-to-follow, format. Probing questions and issues Addressed include: - Previous Non-Jewish, Sovereign States in the Land - The Multitude of Palestinian Leaders Interested in Peace - A Florilegium of All Peace Agreements Honored by the Palestinians - Palestinian Contributions to Science and Technology, and Other Intellectual and Financial Success Storie and Many other topical details. Truly a "Must-Read"! It makes for a terrific gift!

Why should you need to be doing something important or impressive to get a pep talk? Two comedians offer hilarious encouragement for your most mundane struggles. Anybody can tell you "You can do it!" before the big job interview, or before you walk down the aisle, or before you head out onto the field to make the game-winning kick at the Super Bowl. But what about the other 99.99% of stuff you do? Who's going to gas you up for all those low-stakes situations where you need an extra push? That's where Tiny Pep Talks comes in. Comedians Paula Skaggs and Josh Linden are rooting for you, and they're here to cheerlead you through your everyday challenges. You'll find specific, constructive, and--most of all--very funny motivation for: Parallel parking (cars just weren't meant to go sideways!)Sending a scary email (if you died and came back as a ghost, wouldn't it suck if this was your unfinished business?)Making a doctor's appointment (think how good you'll feel when you're finished--like a runner's high without the chafing!)Doing your taxes (just round to the nearest dollar! The IRS could never be mad at you--not with a face like that)Getting through a breakup (did you know the grocery store will sell you a cake on any day for any reason?)Remembering that all your friends are not secretly mad at you (they're busy worrying all their friends are secretly mad at them)...and many more!If you're going through it, have ever gone through it, or will maybe go through it in the future, let Tiny Pep Talks give you the boost you need.

You are cordially invited to participate in my absurd but heartfelt attempt to help save this nation from corruption, stupidity, and evil beings of one sort or another. No Common Sense is a genre-bending political satire-based update of Founding Father Thomas Paine's original Common Sense. An argument and a declaration for independence and freedom from a totalitarian king. Using my fake but funny original concept, a reality fairytale about Donald Trump and the big bad government, I try to enlighten and humor my readers about the need to stand up to a terminally corrupt and authoritarian federal government. Our unique freedoms and rights as American citizens are in danger. Like the classic Common Sense, No Common Sense is concise, around 34,000 words, and aspires to motivate Americans as the original did in 1776. A couple hundred million people either love or love to hate Donald Trump, and would be interested in this book. Whether you love or hate him, he is currently being piled on by our out-of-control federal government. He has been persecuted, harassed, and setup for the past eight years. If an ex-president of the United States and current front-runner for a second term can be targeted for prosecution, then who is safe? He has been spied on, fraudulently setup numerous times, had his property raided, family and associates, including his attorneys, harassed, and threatened. Trump is now uniquely charged with crimes no one else has ever been charged with. He is eligible for well over 700 years in prison, if convicted. Imagine what the government could do to any one of us.

A satirical often controversial viewpoint on one individual and his daily post on social media for 10years lifespan.