Books in the Dirty Bertie series

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world's grubbiest trouble magnet! Featuring nine stories from TROUBLE!, WORMS! and FETCH!

Meet Dirty Bertie - a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's sure to be up to his neck in trouble!Join Bertie in Poop! his 34th adventure as he tries to prove Whiffer isn't the mystery pooper, scuppers Miss Boot's chances of winning Teacher of the Year and steals the spotlight on the set of a blockbuster movie.

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world's grubbiest trouble magnet! Featuring nine stories from MASCOT!, SPIDER! and OUCH!

Join Bertie as he has a brush with some angry bees, deals with his warring grannies and tries to smuggle Whiffer into a very smart hotel.

Join Bertie as he turns Know-All Nick into a monster, gets stuck on a mountain with Dad and comes face to face with his French double!

Join Bertie as he finds himself on the run from a zombified Eugene, has a smashing time with Angela Nicely, and gets caught up in some monkey business on a trip to the zoo.

Join Bertie as he comes a cropper in A&E, goes swimming withouth his trunks, and takes part in an inter-schools quiz against Poshley Primary!

Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire, finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.

Join Bertie as he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran's friends at a royal garden party and causes mayhem at his cousin's wedding!

Join Bertie as he attempts to catch sister Suzy's horrible illness, finds himself partnering Gran at a dancing competition and meets his match in the new babysitter who's even grubbier than he is!

Join Bertie as he stages a school dinner revolt, takes Whiffer to dog training and sabotages his sister's sleepover.

In the fifth Dirty Bertie book, the world's grubbiest trouble-magnet strikes again! Bertie devises a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly time at the fairground and manages to teach a toddler her first word: Bum!

Join Bertie as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, crosses paths with a cheeky rodent and wins the lottery (or thinks he does)!

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world's grubbiest trouble magnet! Featuring nine stories from BURP!, MONSTER! and DISCO!

Join Dirty Bertie for another helping of comic chaos as he bathes Whiffer, goes on a school trip and has a helping hand in designing a new school uniform!

A Dirty Bertie collection to delight everyone who revels in his revolting ways! Featuring nine stories from FAME!, HORROR! and ALIENS!

A Dirty Bertie collection to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways! Featuring nine stories from FANGS!, SCREAM! and ZOMBIE!

Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, is back for another dose of comic chaos! Join Bertie in his 31st adventure as he shocks and amazes his classmates with his huge pet spider, is tricked into wearing one of Gran's knitted horrors to school, and finds nothing but trouble when he digs for treasure in the park.

Bertie likes making smells. When he trumps it makes his mum cross, embarrasses his dad, upsets his gran and offends his sister. But they all have a secret - and Bertie knows it!

Join Bertie in Mascot!, his 30th adventure, as he is picked to be the mascot for Pudsley Rovers, attempts to get himself expelled from a geeky summer camp and designs his very own robot, a Bootosaurus, to replace Miss Boot!