Books in the The New Bum Series series

The book behind the viral internet sensation of "The Scottish Granny" reading this story to her grandchild. A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated bum? A rocket bum? A robot bum? Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations.

The inventive young hero from the bestselling I Need a New Bum! is back and this time he has accidentally glued a serving tray to his behind - and he's tickled pink!

The new book from the bestselling duo behind the phenomenal I NEED A NEW BUM! What would you do if your bum was SO NOISY? Would you try to hide the noise, or would you be proud of your parps? For this little boy, a noisy bum is just the start of an ENORMOUS adventure.

Now a cute board book that's perfectly sized for small children! The book made famous by "The Scottish Granny". A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated bum? A rocket bum? A robot bum? Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations.

The noisy bum is back - and more cheeky than ever! When a little boy tries to control his mischievous bottom, he finds it impossible! Maybe he should just sit still? He does his best but soon enough he feels a wriggle... and a jiggle... his cheeky bum is on the move again!

The new book from the bestselling duo behind the phenomenal I NEED A NEW BUM is now a hilarious sound book! What would you do if your bum was SO NOISY? Would you try to hide the noise, or would you be proud of your parps? For this little boy, a noisy bum is just the start of an ENORMOUS adventure.