Books in the The Tome of Bill series

THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - is back in his wildest adventure yet.A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have - Lord help us all!The leaders of the vampire nation dispatch Bill to a faraway land in order to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.Now he must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his vocabulary to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.----------Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods - book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.If you love The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.Don't miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into hysterical horror today.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.Loud-mouthed gamer Bill Ryder thought the dice had finally rolled in his favor when he met Sally. Sadly, his triumph quickly turned into a critical failure - leaving him at death's door with his throat torn out.Now he's a vampire, trapped in a world of monsters that are stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler. They're giving him just ninety days to prove he has what it takes to be an apex predator of the night, assuming he doesn't give them a reason to dust his ass sooner.This game isn't over yet, though. Turns out a vamp like Bill hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unexpected allies, and an attitude that's too obnoxious to quit. He'll need all that and more if he doesn't want to end up even deader than last time.Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty beasts, gory mayhem, and an unlikely hero who's still at the bottom of the food chain.----------Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.Don't miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN'T ONE OF THEM.Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill's head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It's a toss-up which fate is worse.All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?Bill's only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he's the scariest dead thing of them all.----------Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things - book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & AdventureContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor