Books published by Big Red Button Books

Which dog always wins the race?The one with the comfortable lead!How do angry people tie their shoes?With a crossbow!What's big, purple and smells horrible?A monster's bottom!What's the best way to buy wallpaper online?Just cut and paste!Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

What has a bottom at the top?Your leg!What's worse than getting your hair cut by a monkey?A close shave with a gorilla!What does a man with two left feet wear?Flip-flips!If slow old men use walking sticks, what do fast old men use?Hurry-canes!Here at last: the funny jokes that every eight year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrated throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that eight year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

What does a hurricane do in the morning?Puts on his windsocks!How do artists protect their castle?With a drawbridge!Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning invisible!I'm sorry. I can't see you today!Why do potatoes make the best teachers?Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!Here at last: the funny jokes that every seven year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page.Give that seven year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around!

Have you ever had the feeling you're being watched?In a remote village, the stuff everyone loves is disappearing by the day.First to go is the internet. Then gadgets, phones, pizzas, TV channels and even dishwashers… and the weirdest thing is that none of the grown-ups seem to mind.Twelve-year-old Thora and her friends struggle to see what's so fun about the good old days. Her moody big sister is up to no good, her brother isn't helping and there's a man with a TV camera at the front door.And why is everyone - from Frosty the headmaster to Dad's new girlfriend - so concerned about the children's wellbeing?Determined to put the fun back, Thora is about to discover that they're guinea pigs in a decidedly high-tech showbiz experiment. But can Thora and her unlikely gang blow open a nationwide conspiracy?The Fun Factor is a mystery adventure that will keep kids aged 8+ laughing and guessing all the way to the explosive show-down.