Books published by Cosmic Teapot Publishing

Forget all the new-age nonsense from the past. Everything that you need to change your life is inside this book!<strong><i>Juju for the New</i> You is hardly BS at all.</strong> Need money? No problem. In <i>Juju</i>, you''ll learn astral projection for robbing banks. Unlucky in love? <i>Juju</i> shows you the correct method for trapping that special someone. Dislike your life? Find out how to exploit your infinite space baby - enter the quantum realm and alter your reality.Still have doubts? Read these testimonials. They''re as genuine as the <i>Juju</i> in you. "A must-read for anyone that wants an optimal life without actually doing anything. Truly incredible."<i>-Dr. Orin Scrivello, Dentist Extraordinaire</i> "I now spell success: j-u-j-u."<i>-Jim Fast, founder of the Phonics Academy</i>"I am a mountain lion. I am an infinite space baby. Yes, yes, and yes! I want more. It reads like a true scientific thriller, shattering every limiting belief that I had before. Pickman gives us the tools to heal, become rich, and change our lives. I love this book, and I''d love to say more, but I am getting ready for my next quantum shift."<i>-Max Finn Cool, the original smooth operator</i>Up your Juju game now, before everyone else gets to level seven. You don''t want to be the only one left without new, super <i>Juju</i> powers!

The odious Jeanette Sobriquet is dead and her granddaughter, Fizzy, is too relieved to grieve. Unfortunately for her, when Fizzy announces her refusal to attend the abusive woman''s funeral, her life becomes a living nightmare. Now, she has demons, ghosts, and the threat of homelessness hunting her down, all demanding she caves into the dead woman''s iron will.Bar owner, Affidious Dixon, is forced to carry out Fizzy''s dead grandmother''s last requests; otherwise, the ghost of the Bosnian war criminal that is following him around will murder his mother.The Grimy & the Greedy is a comedic paranormal thriller about one woman''s fight to save herself from tyrannical death customs and one man''s journey to save his mother from pure evil.

If you have ever been or are a teenager you’ll know the feeling of endless thoughts and questions racing through your brain. These poems are a representation of just that. The endless distractions and unreliable emotions put into poems. From a teenager's perceptive, this collection will put some intangible thoughts into words.