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  • - Tales Of Courtly Valour I
    by Andrew Marc Rowe
    £12.49

    Unchivalrous knights, mischievous gods, and horny unicorns on a not-so-holy quest. Camelot will never be the same...In the fantastical realm of heroes gone awry, there's always a lesson to learn and a village to pillage. Whether it's a scum-guzzling faery detective, a mead-swilling skald, or a sex-fiend rusalka, life in The Avalon Cycle is hilariously twisted. And now these less-than-honorable champions will take you on a raunchy ride of debauchery, disgrace, and befuddlement.With filthy tales harboring serious insights into human nature, this utterly warped cluster of stories will make you laugh out loud and ponder the mysteries of the universe. Dare to join a ridiculous group of characters as they concoct new legends and murder old myths.Or don't... but do you really want to miss this magically ludicrous mayhem?Emerald Helm is the first hysterical instalment in the Tales of Courtly Valor fantasy short stories collection. If you like quirky Arthurian retellings, bawdy comedy, and existential philosophy, then you'll love Andrew Marc Rowe's wildly distorted fables.Buy Emerald Helm to dive into an outlandish world today!

  • - The Price Of Fame
    by Andrew Marc Rowe
    £15.49

    Every God Wants To Be Naked And FamousRosmerta O'Ceallaigh has finally figured out how to sing and play her lute like the most bad-arse of bards. But she's about to learn the hard way that there is more to becoming a musician than simply strapping on her instrument and dropping tunes to a crowd. When a meteoric rise to fame sees the naïve young woman sign a questionable contract with an undead King Arthur, she has to learn to navigate all the pitfalls of a life in the limelight. What's more, she's harbouring a terrible secret - all she can play are covers of eighties tunes from centuries in the future.When last we left Gudleik Sigbjornsson, he was paying the heaviest price possible for his arrogant abuse of Loki's blessing. Rescued from certain death by his best friend Porsi, Gudleik has to navigate the gloryhole-ridden maze that is the city of Mimir's Rest if he wants to become the skald he is destined to be. Eyja Randulfsson, Queen of the Underworld, is doing everything in her power to see him dead and buried. Having taken Loki's advice and influence to the very limit, Gudleik starts to question whether or not the god of trickery is really on his side.As Rosmerta finds allies and advocates to help her navigate the harsh realities of fame, she comes dangerously close to discovering one of the best-kept mysteries of original creation. And when Gudleik decides to start listening to his patron god of poetry, Bragi, he starts to see that the power of his own heart can set him free from even the most nefarious of circumstances.Will our two heroes manage to survive their trials by filthy joke-laced fire?All Knotted Up: The Price Of Fame is the second book in the Druid Trilogy comedic fantasy series. If you like the air thick with blue humor, extremely quirky characters, and irreverently distorted legends, then you'll love Andrew Marc Rowe's hilarious adventure.Buy All Knotted Up to rock out with your [insert name of genitals here] out today!

  • - Every Show Needs A Finale (Book Three of The Druid Trilogy)
    by Andrew Marc Rowe
    £15.49

    Let's Get Ready To Bumble!Would you look at that: Rosmerta O'Ceallaigh has become a fully-competent bard, able to write her own original tunes and captivate a crowd like a regular Jizzy Gillespie. What's more, her contract with King Arthur has been deemed null and void, thanks to the effects of the Interpantheon Collective's upcoming Clash of the Gods¿. Now she's being asked to play the show of her career, a time-space continuum-spanning grudge match between all of the gods of creation. But interdimensional intrigue is small potatoes compared to what's coming to her from the frozen wastes of Midgard: a peerless skald.Gudleik Sigbjornsson has finally done it. He's landed on the shores of Albion, ready to participate in whatever insanity the gods have cooked up for him. And it turns out that fame and fortune are on the menu, including a spot on the entertainment roster for the Clash of the Gods¿. But Gudleik is left to wonder what it's all worth when he finds himself sharing the recording studio with a captivating red-headed bard.As Rosmerta is called upon to regale the crowds with her talents, she finds herself overcome with a strange sensation for a certain Norseman. And in between his own responsibilities to the gods, Gudleik is falling hard for Rosmerta.Will our two heroes figure out how to navigate true love while the deities lay on a thick helping of perverted jokes?The Flower Of Creation: Every Show Needs A Finale is the third book in the Druid Trilogy comedic fantasy series. If you like the air thick with blue humor, extremely quirky characters, and irreverently distorted legends, then you'll love Andrew Marc Rowe's hilarious adventure.Buy The Flower Of Creation to play a ballad on a bread dildo speaker today!

  • - The Epic Wager
    by Andrew Marc Rowe
    £8.99

    Want To Bet?Gudleik, son of the Skati of the Bear Clan of Freyr''s Land in Midgard, dreams of becoming a skald. From a powerful family and surrounded by success, he should have it all - instead he is shunned for being Loki-cursed and knows his doom is coming. Still he plucks his lyre...On the other side of the known world, Rosmerta, daughter of Keandre, bloodsworn druid of the horned god Cernunnos of the Blessed Isles, is expected to follow in her father''s footsteps. But her own dream of following the bardic path seems just as out of reach as Gudleik''s. Her lute lies dusty in her cottage...Cue the music: things go bonkers when the gods get revved up and start wreaking havoc throughout the Celtic and Norse countryside, calling our heroes to adventure. A weary Merlyn of Camelot sits in the middle of it all, forced into the mix by fate (and a rather inconvenient curse).A real divine mess, the whole of creation gone sideways. A new beginning or the end of days? The souls of our heroes are on the line - it''s time to place your bets!And get your free copy of the prequel to Andrew Marc Rowe''s epic and outrageous bawdy tale, The Druid Trilogy... that, as well.

  • - A Love Story
    by Andrew Marc Rowe
    £15.49

    Pain is both the Key and the DoorDarkness is descending on the world of Clovir. Andrew Cardiff has disappeared, leaving broken Knight Simon Tomley to fend for himself in the jungle of exotic Atika. Having abandoned her co-conspirators and the Red Tradition, enigmatic Mage Kathryn must make a choice of where she stands. Can the two find their answers within themselves in time?What’s more: in Isha, the King of Thrairn has locked himself away, leaving his people to fend for themselves. Former ally Erifracia makes ready for war. And what of hated Liseria? And Patricia? And Queegan? As Chaos bristles through from the opened Rift and Demons ravage their way across the countryside, the only thing certain is that change is coming.Unity or Separation: there is only room enough for one in the realm…Γ£╢ Γ£╢ Γ£╢ Γ£╢ Γ£╢Finished The Yoga of Strength? Dying to know what happens with Kathryn and Simon? Need to see what’s next for Andrew?The Yoga of Pain continues the story of Clovir, this time focusing on Kathryn and Simon’s perspectives. The story examines the two wounded heroes and asks questions about the nature of pain: why do we feel its sting? Why isn’t the world just sunshine and rainbows all the time? What can pain teach us about liberation?Like The Yoga of Strength, The Yoga of Pain is both an adventure story and a parable about life. It delves into the emancipation of the divine feminine and the letting go that we all must do to become content while we are still breathing. 

  • - Tales of Sight Part II
    by Andrew Marc Rowe
    £11.49

    Welcome to the Black PitsDaughter to a country noble and betrothed to a decrepit King, Lady Petunia Thule spends her days despairing her lot. Her father, a greedy social climber in charge of the King's penal iron mine under the Crooked Spears, a hopeless place called the Black Pits, is eager to see his daughter married and his family's position secured. Getting Petunia to the Thrain capital of Isha is of utmost importance.What neither of them expects is the strange intervention of John Tisdale, a man unfairly imprisoned by Lord Thule for his kindliness with his daughter. On the long road from Kalingshire to Isha, it is said that anything at all can happen. John and the Lady are about to find out just how true that old adage speaks.

  • - A Novella (Prequel to The Yoga Trilogy)
    by Andrew Marc Rowe
    £9.99

    Que Sera, SeraAn Empire without peer on the face of Clovir, suddenly and utterly destroyed by treachery most foul. Four survivors, Warriors all, desperate to find a reason to go on. One Druidess with a secret so powerful, it just might make things right in the world again. Two powerful Mages, hunting them all.Before the rise of the Kingdom of Thrairn, there breathed the Heraclytan Empire. Its Emperor, Traximus, was a man of great power and ambition, and he desired Liberty for all of his subjects. He was the creature who gave the gift of magic to everyone who had the inclination to seize it. Knowing the potential for abuses, his Coloured Companies were tasked with keeping Order in a world where Chaos was suddenly in the ascendant. But not everyone was happy with the change of the dynamics of power. Those that grieved the old hierarchies were not prepared to simply accept the new paradigm. And so the Red Tradition was born…A prequel to The Yoga Trilogy, The Amaril Company is a novella set on the world of Clovir. The events that transpire within set the tone for the world into which our heroes in The Yoga Trilogy are thrust.Powered by Caritas (poweredbycaritas.com)

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