Books published by Ulysses Press

WHEN YOUR LIFE, HOME, AND PROPERTY ARE HANGING BY A THREAD, THESE ARE THE KNOTS TOO STRONG TO BREAKYOUR LIFEWhen catastrophe strikes and modern technologies fail, ropework skills will become as essential for survival as they were for centuries past. The variety of knots taught in this book are guaranteed to hold against even the toughest forces, ensuring that an emergency doesn't turn into a disaster. When your life, home, and property are hanging by a thread, these powerful knots are too strong to break:*;Create sturdy shelter with a HARNESS BEND*;Preserve sacks of grain with a BAG KNOT*;Move fallen trees with a BOWLINE*;Transport injured persons with a MUNTER HITCH*;Secure your home against intruders with a ZEPPELIN BEND*;Hang rations above floodwater with a SCAFFOLD KNOTPrepper's Guide to Knots features clear, step-by-step instructions on tying each knot. It also provides information on selecting the right type of rope, the history of ropework and the specific benefits of each knot.

GET D!RTY!Next time you're in Hungary or just chattin' in Hungarian with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including:• cool slang• funny insults• explicit sex terms• raw swear wordsDirty Hungarian teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets of Hungary:What's up? Mi a helyzet? Your boyfriend is hot shit. Állat jó pasi a barátod. Dude, I'm so wasted. Öcsém, ugy betintáztam.I gotta take a dump. Mennem kell szarni. Go fuck yourself! Menj a halál faszára! Can I get a blowey? Lecidázol? I'd love to hit that. Szeretném megdöngölni.

Create your own William Shakespeare classics with this laugh-out-loud Mad-Libs-style word game for adults.Do you want to have some fun with Shakespeare? Rip the quill from the Bard's immortal hands and pen hilarious versions of the most-beloved scenes from: Hamlet To STRIP, or not to STRIP, that is the question. Romeo and Juliet What FART through yonder window breaks? Macbeth Is this a JOINT which I see before me? Much Ado About Nothing If thou dost BOFF, my VIBRATOR shall incite thee A Midsummer Night's Dream So, good night unto you all. FEED me your BRAINS, if we be friends, And YOUR MOMMA shall restore amends. AND MORE!