199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes

Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly terrible as a dad joke?
WeÕre not talking about just some silly jokes or one-liner; these jokes are an assembly of some of the most offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man.

Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment, these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs.
Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck!
The best (or worst) dad jokes come from the world around us covering the essential dad joke subjects like:
¥ The family: You forgot the pickles! ItÕs kind of a big dill.
¥ Kid jokes: WhatÕs the worst thing about being a grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape!
¥ Insult jokes: If I wanted to hear from a butthole, IÕd just fart.
¥ Old age: Sometimes when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal hoping that the cashier asks for ID.
Gain the respect and admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and coworkers