Beautiful Music for Ugly Children

"This is Beautiful Music for Ugly Children, on community radio 90.3, KZUK. I''m Gabe. Welcome to my show." My birth name is Elizabeth, but I''m a guy. Gabe. My parents think I''ve gone crazy and the rest of the world is happy to agree with them, but I know I''m right. I''ve been a boy my whole life. When you think about it, I''m like a record. Elizabeth is my A side, the song everybody knows, and Gabe is my B side--not heard as often, but just as good. It''s time to let my B side play. .