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Bob Wars

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“You do not know the power of the backside until you read Bob.” —Fart Vapor Behold the most epic Bob adventure yet! Read in wonder as Bob gets clogged in a terrible mess when he mistakenly finds himself stuck in another galaxy some time ago, far away. With a group that includes Leah, Puke, and Hans N. Poo, Bob must embark on an epic adventure to restore balance to the galaxy, find a way back home, and get to the nearest toilet, before it's too late! Guided by an old Dredgeguy warrior, Ben Pinocchio, Bob and his companions are led to Wy Gon and Onli Won. These two Dredguys are on a mission from Master Soda to bring the chosen one, foretold by prophecy, to the Dredgeguy Academy for safekeeping. Everything seems to be falling into place, until Bob arrives. Carrying great Force with him, Bob quickly and unknowingly finds himself in the center of what looks to be the start of a galactic civil war! “Your faith in your end is your weakness. But not Bob’s! That’s his strength.” —Senator Poopytime The evil Umpire is gaining power and has gained control of the Dorm Troopers—the army of clones constructed to fight the army of robots constructed to be sold to the highest bidder. The troopers, led by the mysterious Dark Vapor, are on a mission to destroy the Dredgeguy warriors, the most trusted protectors of the galaxy! The only hope for the Dredgeguy warriors lies on the small shoulders of the chosen one, little orphan Ani…that is, until Bob arrives. “Force is strong in his one. Read you must.” —Master Soda Bob, though untrained and unknown, is strong in the Force. With a fierce desire to do right and a fierce end to achieve it, he will stop at nothing to protect his friends and return home…just as soon as he finds a toilet first.

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  • Language:
  • English
  • ISBN:
  • 9780996424554
  • Binding:
  • Hardback
  • Pages:
  • 366
  • Published:
  • December 21, 2015
  • Dimensions:
  • 156x234x24 mm.
  • Weight:
  • 721 g.
Delivery: 2-3 weeks
Expected delivery: January 11, 2025
Extended return policy to January 30, 2025
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Description of Bob Wars

“You do not know the power of the backside until you read Bob.” —Fart Vapor
Behold the most epic Bob adventure yet! Read in wonder as Bob gets clogged in a terrible mess when he mistakenly finds himself stuck in another galaxy some time ago, far away. With a group that includes Leah, Puke, and Hans N. Poo, Bob must embark on an epic adventure to restore balance to the galaxy, find a way back home, and get to the nearest toilet, before it's too late! Guided by an old Dredgeguy warrior, Ben Pinocchio, Bob and his companions are led to Wy Gon and Onli Won. These two Dredguys are on a mission from Master Soda to bring the chosen one, foretold by prophecy, to the Dredgeguy Academy for safekeeping. Everything seems to be falling into place, until Bob arrives. Carrying great Force with him, Bob quickly and unknowingly finds himself in the center of what looks to be the start of a galactic civil war!
“Your faith in your end is your weakness. But not Bob’s! That’s his strength.” —Senator Poopytime
The evil Umpire is gaining power and has gained control of the Dorm Troopers—the army of clones constructed to fight the army of robots constructed to be sold to the highest bidder. The troopers, led by the mysterious Dark Vapor, are on a mission to destroy the Dredgeguy warriors, the most trusted protectors of the galaxy! The only hope for the Dredgeguy warriors lies on the small shoulders of the chosen one, little orphan Ani…that is, until Bob arrives.
“Force is strong in his one. Read you must.” —Master Soda
Bob, though untrained and unknown, is strong in the Force. With a fierce desire to do right and a fierce end to achieve it, he will stop at nothing to protect his friends and return home…just as soon as he finds a toilet first.

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