Humor

"Orange Man Big" is a collection of depraved short stories ridiculing those suffering from chronic Trump Derangement Syndrome. In these stories, left wingers and neoconservatives alike revel in projection, masochism, and degeneracy on a level which would make Marquis DeSade blush. It is at once a humorous political satire, and a psychological investigation of the diseased minds of the mentally abnormal.

Bedazzling her acting chops, Drag Queen Izzy Lovely joins the space cast of Through the Pink Starfish, a loose adaptation of Through the Looking Glass. Replacing the former Drag Queen Alice due to a freak death drop accident, Izzy Lovely quickly discovers that their director Sui GenerAnus is up to something more sinister. Join Izzy Lovely and her squirrel friends as they sashay their cosmic way Through the Pink Starfish.

Dad's Funeral a eulogy of sortsMy Father, Peter Gunner, or as we affectionately all knew him, 'Big Pete, ' or colloquially, 'the old man' was a man who embraced life and never wanted it to end. Dad fought like hell to stay with us for as long as he could. But with his mind still firing on all the cylinders of a V8 engine, Dad's body finally gave out. Dad left us on the 23rd, of March 2013 and not a day goes by where we don't miss him or remember him.Dad was such a force of nature, creating his own destiny and a history all of his own making. Partly truth and partly fiction, Dad wrote his life story through us, with us and off all the walls, trees, dirt tracks and roads that just happened to be standing in his way.Dad's Funeral, A Eulogy of Sorts, is a small attempt by one of his many children to display his admiration for his father, and that would be me. His fifth child born, and quasi middle child, that just happened to be privileged enough to have known the great man and have worked alongside him, our dad, Big Pete.These yarns and stories are just the tip of the iceberg, of life with Dad and with us all, as a family. Every sibling has their own favourite stories of Dad and the Gunner family held close to their hearts. We sure do like them and we hope you do too, as we take a look back at just a few of the tall Gunner tales woven within...

BANKING WITH CHOPSTICKSNarrative non-fictionYou would never associate tree climbing goats or Fengshui with Investment Banking... Banking with chopsticks will change your mind about the world of finance. A humorous account of my professional life as an investment banker, it is a personal insight into the world of banking and various cultures, with a focus on China and Japan. The book begins in London in 1986, the year of the Big Bang, and ends in Geneva with the latest financial crisis of 2008.

Embark on an extraordinary journey through "Adventures Unleashed," a collection of short captivating stories that celebrate adventure and friendship. Join a spirited cast of characters as they navigate thrilling quests, unravel mysteries, and discover the true meaning of bravery and loyalty. With each turn of the page, young readers will be immersed in a world where imagination knows no bounds, inspiring them to embrace their own unique path and cherish the power of friendship along the way.

Titled "Scottish Cow Poetry in Pictures," this collection features stunning photographs of coos taken on the Scotland NC500 road trip, each accompanied by a witty limerick-style poem.What sets this book apart is that each coo picture has been given a unique name, adding a personal touch and bringing each animal to life. Some of the names are whimsical, such as "Goldielockscoo" and "Benthorncoo," while others, like the "Bigtonguecoo," have a mischievous edge. Each picture captures the unique personality and spirit of the animal, highlighting the rugged beauty of Scotland's countryside.The accompanying poems are just as delightful, written in a limerick style that captures the playful spirit of the coos. Some are humorous, like the poem about "Peakaboocoo" who loves to play hide and seek with passersbys. Others are even more playful, like the poem about when the five coo's go on an adventure across the Scottish country sideThrough his photographs and poems, the creator Walter Shepherd of Scottish Macqueen heritage celebrates the connection between Scotland and their beloved coos. These animals have been a part of Scotland's cultural heritage for centuries, and now are found being grazed in places across outback Australia. Their rugged beauty and gentle demeanor have captured the hearts of people around the world.The fact that these photographs were taken on the Scotland NC500 road trip adds another layer of charm to the book. This famous route takes visitors on a journey through some of Scotland's most breathtaking scenery, and the coos that call this area home are a cherished part of that experience.Overall, "Scottish Cow Poetry in Pictures" is a delightful tribute to one of Scotland's most beloved animals. Whether you are a lover of poetry, photography, or Scottish culture, this book is a must-read. It is a celebration of the natural beauty of Scotland, and the deep connections between its people and animals. If you are looking for a charming and heartwarming read, be sure to pick up a copy of "Scottish Coo Poetry in Pictures" on Amazon today

En "Perdido en el Ikea", sumérgete en una odisea única y cómica junto a Harold, un hombre que no puede salir del Ikea, pero su amor propio le impide pedir ayuda para encontrar la salida.Acompáñalo mientras se aventura en la icónica tienda de muebles en busca de un reto inolvidable. Junto a su amiga Emma y un nuevo compañero, Max, Harold se encuentra atrapado en los pasillos aparentemente interminables de Ikea. En medio de situaciones hilarantes, travesuras extravagantes y encuentros con personajes excéntricos, descubrirán que Ikea es más que una simple tienda. Pero, ¿lograrán encontrar la salida y volver al mundo exterior? Sumérgete en esta historia de amistad, desafíos y situaciones surrealistas mientras Harold y sus compañeros se enfrentan a un laberinto de muebles y risas.

In a world teeming with textbooks and timetables, Pristin Bonnes presents a refreshingly unique perspective on the college years. Delve into the pages of this book and discover a treasure trove of insights, strategies, and anecdotes that will transform your college journey into a masterpiece of personal growth and lasting connections. This short guidebook is not just about acing exams and crossing graduation stages - it's a roadmap to crafting a college experience that brims with meaning, laughter, and unforgettable memories.

Preparati per un'esperienza di lettura unica e divertente! "Letture durante la cacca" è il libro perfetto per coloro che amano approfittare del loro tempo in modo intelligente, imparando fatti curiosi e storie sorprendenti mentre si rilassano. Metti da parte le distrazioni e immergiti in un mondo di conoscenza stravagante e risate senza fine.

Friends yay!!! Here we go again!!! Nick and Matt have set their sights on trying to live 100% environmentally sustainable for six months, and I absolutely must tell you all about what's going on!Are you ready for our new adventure?

Se cercate un libro capace di farvi ridere a crepapelle dalla prima all'ultima pagina, allora "Beatrice si fa i selfie con l'i-phone" è quello che fa per voi!In questo esilarante romanzo, l'autore immagina il sommo poeta Dante Alighieri catapultato ai giorni nostri, alle prese con smartphone, app di incontri e tutta la tecnologia moderna. Il risultato è un concentrato di comicità e ironia da far invidia al miglior Boccaccio!Dante si ritrova spaesato in un mondo che non riconosce, e le sue reazioni a WhatsApp, Instagram e ai selfie della sua amata Beatrice sono semplicemente imperdibili."Deh, fanciulla innocente, non vedi che quel marchingegno ti ha irretita nelle sue maglie? Ti fa compiere strani gesti, modulare sorrisi artefatti, tutta presa da quel gioco alienante. Deponilo ti prego, ritorna al creato che t'attende!"Con queste parole prova invano a distogliere Beatrice dalla sua ossessione per gli autoscatti, in una scena di comicità irresistibile."Or immaginate la mia meraviglia quando mi apparve una gentildonna dai capelli verdi, con due anelli nel naso e vestita in maniera assai bizzarra e succinta! Non sapendo come comportarmi dinanzi a tal visione, la feci accomodare e le offrii del vino. Ma ella mi porse una pergamena con sopra scritto "Pizza a domicilio, sono 15 euro".Anche i passaggi sulla sua esperienza con treni, aerei e le altre diavolerie dei trasporti moderni strappano risate a raffica: "Per le mutande del Signore! Questa non è una carrozza, è un carro di fuoco diretto dritto all'Inferno!"Insomma, se volete passare ore di puro divertimento, questo è il libro che fa per voi.

Halloween Approche... Êtes-Vous Prêt à Rire... et à Frissonner ?! Introduisant "Halloween sans horreurs ? JAMAIS: Des blagues à mourir de peur", le livre d'Halloween pour enfants le plus prisé de l'année ! Chaque page est une immersion dans des mystères d'Halloween tellement amusants que vos enfants ne voudront plus le lâcher.Mais ATTENTION, chers parents ! Ne soyez pas étonnés si vous vous retrouvez captivés par ses histoires d'Halloween pour adultes. Une chose est sûre: ce livre n'est pas juste un autre livre pour enfants sur Halloween, c'est une explosion d'aventures et de mystères qui fascine tous les âges.Commandez dès maintenant et embarquez-vous dans un voyage d'humour et d'horreur, parfait pour les soirées frisquettes d'octobre.Ne ratez pas cette occasion ! Faites de cette saison d'Halloween la plus mémorable avec le livre que tout le monde s'arrache. Préparez-vous à être le héros de l'heure du conte.

This book is a sequel to "Jack Russell Forever" and "Jack Russell for Christmas" and unfortunately it's not understandable without having read the first two books. Boy yay we are back again!!! I'm Jack!!! Do you guys remember me and Nick and Matt? I sure hope so, because I really have a lot to tell you, and I was just thinking where to start! The great thing about stories, is that as soon as you finish telling one, you immediately start living another, and in fact here we are! Actually, though, the last time I told you about us, it was back in the days when still to look for Matt, we didn't have to follow ketchup tracks around the house, and when we lived in complete peace and relaxation. If I remember correctly, the only real problem that could have plagued me, was having wonderfully spent.... Good old days... Anyway... Let's not digress... Are you ready for Nick and Meg's amazing wedding? It will be the most enchanted wedding of the year! We are no longer in our paws with excitement! Maybe there's just a little something I'll have to fill you in on first, but don't worry, nothing irreparable. So, are you ready for this fantastic new adventure?!!! Happy reading to all!!!

STOP! This is Volume 3 of Unpacking Paula and it is NOT a sequel to books 1 and 2. No sequels. Just more of the essays, memories, opinions you found in the earlier books. I have been writing for years, and was a local commentator on WFSU's NPR. I am a military brat. I have taught the deaf, integrated an all black school in Thomasville, GA, been a family law attorney, a step-mother, grandmother, daughter and sister. I am Jewish. Some of these essays are funny, some poignant. All of them are genuinely heartfelt.

Discover essential strategies for navigating wild animal encounters with humor in this engaging guide. Each chapter presents practical and amusing techniques, from charming squirrels with your impersonation to dancing away from deer. Learn to diffuse tense situations with raccoons through jokes and befriend lions with belly laughs. With insightful tips for handling various creatures, this book ensures you're prepared for any wild encounter, all while maintaining a lighthearted approach to safety.

Refreshingly uplifting, this Special Report, "Super Mom: Parental Strategies for Modern Women", is your comprehensive guide to mastering the fine art of modern motherhood. Curated and crafted with care by Benedict Irvine, a recognized expert in parenting and family relationships, this detailed report captures the essence of the Super Mom phenomenon. It's not just a report - it's an investment in yourself and, by extension, your family. Here's what this eye-opening report offers: Insights: Understand the Super Mom Phenomenon and how it plays into traditional roles and modern expectations. Tools: Implement smart strategies for time management, fitness, health and well-being. Resilience: Learn to build resilience and turn challenges into opportunities for growth. Support: Learn the importance of creating a supportive environment and nurturing emotional intelligence in children. Momentum: Build and sustain the Super Mom momentum for the future.This engaging, life-changing report is a must-have for the modern woman navigating the beautiful yet challenging terrain of motherhood. Be prepared to feel seen, understood, and motivated. Prepare to transform your everyday challenges into a growth-filled journey. Embrace your superpowers and get ready to rise and shine as a 'Super Mom'.

Stichus es una sucesión de tres piezas que, juntas, forman un tríptico. En la primera nos encontramos con dos hermanas casadas con dos hermanos que lamentan la ausencia de sus maridos, desde hace tres años. El padre pretende que sus hijas se divorcien y se casen con otros hombres y, aunque estas deben obedecer, consiguen ablandar al padre para ganar tiempo. El parásito Gelasimus lamenta la ausencia de sus benefactores. Se convierte en protagonista de los dos primeros cuadros, con su hambre voraz que no puede calmar.En la segunda pieza regresan los maridos de su viaje con grandes riquezas. Se reconcilian con el suegro gracias a su éxito en los negocios y el poder del dinero. Para celebrar su llegada sanos y salvos celebrarán una cena en casa del hermano mayor. El parásito es burlado y apartado de este nuevo mundo, no le va mejor con la llegada de los amos, al revés de lo que sucede con los demás. En la tercera pieza, Stichus, esclavo del mayor de los hermanos, ha conseguido el día libre y celebra una cena con su amigo, esclavo del menor, y su amiga, una consierva que ambos aman: el canto, la música, la danza, la bebida, el amor y la amistad presiden la última pieza del tríptico.

"Traveling Stoic: Exploring the World with Equanimity and Perspective" by Fiona Rivera sweeps you off your feet and onto an odyssey of self-growth and introspection. This unique fusion of travel and philosophy invites you to concurrently traverse the globe and the depths of your soul, cultivating serenity amid stunning landscapes and serendipitous encounters.Marrying the spirit of exploration with the ancient wisdom of Stoic philosophy, Traveling Stoic is far from a traditional travel guide. It's your compass directing you towards uncharted terrains of internal serenity, resilience, and limitless perspective, fundamentally transforming your travelling experiences.From navigating bustling cities to appreciating tranquil villages, dive into the intricacies of marrying the seemingly abstract Stoic principles with practical real-world encounters. Harness this philosophy to embrace equanimity during chaotic experiences, connect authentically across cultural barriers, and most importantly, view your journey through the lens of a Stoic philosopher.What will you discover within the pages of this insightful guide? The Foundations of Stoicism and its intersection with Travel Practical Stoic Tools for the Modern Traveler Transformative experiences leading to the embodiment of a Traveling Stoic Cultivating resilience and peace in the face of challenges Approach to sustain a life-long Traveling Stoic mindsetWith its powerful blend of reality and philosophy, Traveling Stoic: Exploring the World with Equanimity and Perspective will challenge the way you perceive and conduct travel. Embark on this transformational journey with Fiona Rivera and reimagine the possibilities of pure, tranquil adventure.

Discover the extraordinary in the ordinary, find deep wisdom in the deafening silence, and gather courage to embark on an adventure unlike any other."Altitude Adjustments: Highliving Footsteps in Hidden Mountain Sanctuaries" is your ticket to some of the most isolated pockets of the world where life goes by at its own pace, cloud-kissed and wary of the ever-so-distant city clamor.This special report meticulously intertwines the heroic human struggles, inextricably linked with nature's toughest terrains, the echo of ancient civilizations, bound by the sacredness of these colossal earth sculptures, the astonishingly unique natural communities thriving at the edge of survivability, and the impending threat posed by a warming planet. All at the fingertips of your curiosity.Your journey through this report takes the form of an odyssey - a means to transport you, kindle your thoughts, spark spirit-building conversations, and, perhaps, inspire real-world adventures.From the mystical tales attached to the mountains to their ecological challenges, The life-enabling adaptations carved by high-altitude dwellers - both human and animals - to their rich, resilient cultures, The dishes crafted from centuries-old traditions to the indomitable spirits seeking solitude and attaining enlightenment in the icy serenity of peaks, Each page of this immersive narrative is a footstep towards understanding the world in its wholesome complexity. You're in for a treat if the refreshingly raw charm of unadulterated nature aligns with your spirit of adventure. What starts as mere words on a page graduates to panoramic dreams of rugged mountains, a whispering wind, and a distinct, potent smell of freedom.This special report by Freddie Simpson is more than just a compelling read. It's a soul-stirring encounter that leaves an indelible imprint on your senses. Strap yourself in, illuminate your fireplace, keep a piping-hot cup of cocoa at arm's length, and plunge into Freddie's high-altitude chronicle. Are you prepared for the ascent?

From the Appalachian mind of a country girl comes stories to make you jump featuring snakes, mice, lizards, and other things that go bump in the daylight. No animals are hurt in these stories and they are perfectly told, in an accent thicker than cornbread. Read all about how Aunt Mary survived the funeral at the snake handlers church on Little Sand Mountain, get advice from good ole' Uncle Snake himself on how to spot a snake with your nose, and relate to my dogs just decided to abandon me in my time of need after a black snake had moved into my bathroom. Perfect for bedtime stories or a read-aloud.

Get ready to wake up and smell the hilarity with, "You Might Be Addicted to Caffeine...!" In this uproarious caffeine-fueled adventure, you'll discover the telltale signs that you've crossed the line from enjoying a cup of Joe to having a full-blown love affair with caffeine. From mistaking your barista for your therapist to considering espresso shots as part of your daily multivitamin regimen, this book will have you laughing so hard, you might spill your latte-again! So grab your favorite mug (we know it's practically an extension of your hand at this point) and get ready to espresso yourself in a whole latte of laughs!

When big city cop Liam Heffrendaun transfers to the small New Drummondville Police Department he is surprised to find himself waist deep in a rapidly warming cold case that threatens his life in this comic mystery. He's aided by Mrs. McGregor, an ailing old woman who knows the town better than Liam ever could. 2M 8W lots of doubling possible. Lots of parts for older women. Actor's edition.

En avez vous assez des gens qui ont une vie merveilleuse remplie de succès? Aimeriez-vous que quelqu'un soit aussi con que vous ? Chercher pas plus loin.

¡Bienvenido a este mundo de delirio y rencor! Aquí encontrarás poemas delirantes, cartas rencorosas y un montón de emociones en medio. Así que si estás buscando un libro que te haga reír, llorar, pensar y sentirte todo a la vez, entonces este es el libro para ti.Los poemas de este libro son destellos de una imaginación desbocada, donde las palabras se entrelazan en danzas surrealistas y los versos son acrobacias de la mente. Desde la locura apasionada hasta los sueños fugaces, cada poema es un viaje a través de los laberintos de la creatividad desatada.Pero este libro también alberga cartas, cartas cargadas de reproches y reclamos. Son voces que claman justicia, que expresan el dolor y la ira de aquellos que han sido heridos por las acciones de otros. En ellas se despliegan las vicisitudes de relaciones truncadas, de promesas rotas y amistades desgastadas.En este compendio de palabras, encontrarás la dualidad de las emociones humanas. Porque en el amor, en todas sus manifestaciones, hay espacio para la locura y la razón, para la pasión y la melancolía, para la risa y las lágrimas. Es un recordatorio de que somos seres complejos, con deseos y anhelos que a veces nos llevan a lugares oscuros y turbulentos.Así que sumérgete en este libro, deja que sus palabras te lleven en un viaje a través de los laberintos de la mente y el corazón humano. Y diviértete, porque el amor, la vida y el arte son cosas serias, pero no demasiado serias.

This book combines the first three books of the Melicent Unger Series in one book. Enjoy the he Counterfeiter, Black Widow and County Fair all together. Welcome to southern Nevada in the extreme heat of the desert every summer. There's so much more than the tourist spots, the stories unfold in places you see signs for off of Interstate 15. She meets a truck driver at the Hidden Valley exit, her son has trouble ust over the border into Utah at the Cedar Pockets exit. There's Mesquite with casinos, Overton with it's small town charm, Roger Springs, if you haven't been exploring these areas after this you may want to. Melicent heading into her golden years is not the rocking chair grandma type, at least not yet. A couple of divorces, failed romances, legal and financial troubles combine creating more problems for her and with each "fix" to a problem new ones arise. She earned the name CaCa Counterfeiter, going to prison for a short sentence after making a deal with the DA. Determined to start over with a job, place of her own and a little romance she fights with her new friend Flo over some of Las Vegas' older gentlemen. She picked the wrong gentleman and ended up back in jail. Finally doing community service at the Clark County Fair in Logandale, Nevada where there is more than one mystery to solve.Get ready to laugh.

It's Dyngus Day in Buffalo, New York where identical twin sisters Lilah and Laylah Larceny (pronounced LAR -SEN-EE) are celebrating their favorite ethnic festival as they are getting ready to retire from their 30-year careers as makeover queens. The twins are similar, with some differences: One twin believes in ghosts and the other in Aliens from outer space. Unbeknownst to Lilah, her newly adopted pet cat, whom she calls Dyngus is a bit of both. One day as Lilah is watching a YouTube video, she comes up with an unusual idea about how she can retire comfortably abroad for free! But her sister Laylah who has always been competitive with her sister on the down low discovers her plan and takes off for Scandinavia without her! Travel to Norway with the Larceny twins and find out how Lilah's unusual plan unfolds!*Stay tuned for Part III, Out of This World, coming out in 2024!

In the timeless bond between a father and child lies a treasure trove of wisdom, experiences, and heartfelt moments. "Dad, let me hear your story" is not just a book; it is an intimate invitation to embark on a transformative journey of connection and discovery. Within the pages of this compelling guided journal, fathers are provided with a profound opportunity to leave a lasting legacy by sharing their unique life stories, lessons, and cherished memories with their children. As the pen dances across the pages, a magical dialogue unfolds, forming a bridge between generations and wearing an unbreakable tapestry of love. With carefully creafted prompts and thought-provoking questions, this journal serves as a gentle compass, guiding, fathers through the vast landscape of their trumpht, challenges, dreams, and lessons learned, empowing them to distill their experiences into invaluable nuggets of wisdom. As each page fils with ink, the stories unfurl like rare gems, revealing diverse facets, of a father's existence. From tales of youthful adventures and transformative moments of personal growth to the deep-rooted value that shaped their character, father's find themselves immersed in a profound act of self-reflection, savoring the opportunity to share the precious gems of their lives. simultaneously, children embark on an enchanting expedition through their father's past, discovering unfold tales and gaining invaluable insights into the man they know and love. Through these shared narratives, a new understanding emerges, fortifying the bond between fathers and child, creating a tapestry of connection that will endure for generations to come. "Dad, let me hear your story" is not merely a journal but a living testament to the power of storytelling, capturing the essence of cherished moments that might otherwise have shipped away. It stands as a testament to the strength of family ties reminding us that the true treasures of life lie not in material wealth but in the heartfelt connection we forge.

Tras perder a sus padres en un horrible e inesperado accidente de dirigible, Miranda se embarca en un épico viaje hasta los confines de Murcia para reclamar su herencia. Bajo el sol y entre los invernaderos ilegales, iniciará un tórrido romance con un misterioso hombre de pasado trágico y oscuro, voz varonil, ceño fruncido, parco en palabras, negocios sospechosos, abdominales increíbles y el nivel de toxicidad de Chernobyl.

Are balls tasty? Absolutely. Hilarious? Even more so. Savory, sweet, or vodka-infused, we're dishing out twelve months of mouthwatering ball recipes. Plus, we've packed in a truckload of retro-style puzzles (think 80s activity book), so you can stay amused while your balls take shape. And hey, remember, this book is the ultimate gag gift for dads or dudes who never outgrew their playground humor. Wrap it up, toss it their way, and brace yourself for a symphony of belly laughs from your crew, your kin, and anyone who believes fart jokes are the apex of wit. Let's be real, everything tastes better in ball form. So, snag this book, head to the kitchen, and prepare to embark on a rolling good time!

Benches of the Black Country - Stourbridge EditionThe ideal gift for the bench lover, for that person who simply loves sitting on a bench.Beautiful images of benches around the Stourbridge area taken by local photographer, Evangeline Jones.Look at the images..Or try to work out where they are.Or sit on a bench, reading the book.Or simply enjoy!