Books in the Not Very Intelligent Design series

10 amazing things concerning this book -The Intelligent Designer created a planet for humans, then gave 70% of it to fish.Humans need heat from the sun to avoid freezing to death.Humans need protection from the sun, to avoid getting burnt. To death.Most humans think land mines are evil. The Intelligent Designer made volcanoes and earthquakes.Humans who believe in an Intelligent Designer will not enjoy this book.The bit in this book about a man from Scunthorpe with a death wish for mountain climbers may contain traces of fiction.The Intelligent Designer decided that a perfect place for humans to live would have thousands of species of plants, fungi, insects and animals capable of killing us without warning.The bit about Van Gogh and the famous St Rémy Pray-Off of 1889 may not be completely true.If you believe that God's on your side, don't read this book.The Intelligent Designer decided that a wafer thin film of atmosphere would be plenty, and that humans would definitely not pollute it to death.

10 amazing things concerning this book -The Intelligent Designer created reading glasses so that all humans could read this book.Humans need haircuts. Cat hair stops growing at exactly the right length.Humans have butt crack hair because the Intelligent Designer decided that your bottom would be too hygienic and too easy to clean without it.Humans sometimes choke to death. Dolphins don't. They have a separate breathing tube.Humans who seriously believe in creation theory will not enjoy this book.The bit in this book about an amputee soldier who loses his second hand in a blender whilst on a bender in Bali may contain traces of fiction.The Intelligent Designer decided that human limbs should not regrow after amputation. Salamanders on the other hand...The bit about a poop in a public pool that leads to mass murder may not be completely true.If you believe that God's on your side, don't read this book.The Intelligent Designer created special, lethal diseases which are transmitted during acts of procreation. Mysterious or perverse?