Dirty Sex Rainbows

You've read the autorhymeography part 1 and part 2. Well, this is part 3, so the smart thing to do would be to now read this one, the best of the three, the third and final book from Pimpydee. This one is much more perverse, much more extreme; if I were Joey Essex, I'd say this book is reem. It's brutal, it's funny, it'll make your toes curl. It's gross, it's repulsive, it might make you hurl. So buy this book; stop reading the back-I need my £2 fucking royalties to put towards crack!