Elf Balls & Epic Falls

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a lost reporter in the North Sea On the second day of Christmas, my true love have to me: 4 elves with a big D On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Santa who's super kinky On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a pervy sentient spruce tree On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: I love you Peen. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a hint that not all is as it seems... Elf Balls and Epic Falls is a hilarious Holiday Why Choose RomCom. There is plenty of inappropriate language and jokes not suitable for anyone under the age of 18. There is also MM in this book which means there will be some candy canes crossing.