Help! My Mum's a Witch

Growing up in a pagan household can be tough, Because Mom's always up to all sorts of weird stuff! She doesn't fly her broom around, Or wear a pointy hat, But I know she has a wand, And she'll use it to go Zap! Well maybe that's not entirely true, But the other moms, they flinch! Whatever shall I do? Help! My mom's a witch!