I will be read.

OH MAN, where to begin?
How about this?
It starts in a cemetery and ends on a back road.
In between?
A Bank.
A Diner.
A Deer.
A Rainbow Trout.
An Asshole,a Wacko and a Fly.
A couple of gates.
A couple of bridges.
A couple of rancid steaks.
A pickup without seatbelts.
A sweater with a loose thread.
'Mission Impossible.'
Bloody socks and underwear.
Hockey tape and Advil.
Dirty Eavestroughs.
Slashed tires.
Cayennes, S4's and a white Impala.
'Chicken,' Chocolate Milk, Clubhouses and 'Skor' bars
. ...and brown envelopes.
Oh, and how could I forget, a mental breakdown.

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