Jokes 101

Jokes 101 is a new and different view of the best jokes and interesting observations on 107 separate topics from accountants to zombies. If you are looking for funny, clean jokes on a specific topic, just select the jokes that best suit your purpose. If you are required to say a few words or give a speech, a well-chosen joke or observation will put your audience in a more receptive mood and make your appearance unforgettable and unique.
If you're talking to a group of barbers, try, "I received an expensive comb as a gift. I thanked my girlfriend and said, 'I'll never part with it.'"
When speaking to a group of doctors, what can you say? Knowing the current zombie craze, try, "When he told the ladies that he was Doctor Jekyll, they all wanted to Hyde."
When speaking about family, try, "Here's a statement that breaks a mother's heart: 'Mommy, I missed the school bus.'"
If singing is a topic, try, "My daughter sang a duet with our dog; it was a howling success."
That's enough punishment for now. Will you be a hit, the proverbial life of the party, based on your singularly entertaining and informative discussions or speeches using the jokes or observations stolen from this, in all modesty, semibombastic, fantastic material in Jokes 101?
PS: I don't know anyone who can do me a bit of good, so no important person has endorsed this book; you'll just have to think positive.