Journal of Edwin Carp

If you've ever wondered just what goes on in the
mind of that marvelously comical character actor
Richard Haydn, you won't believe what you
are about to read: his only book. It's a wonderful
tale of absurdity from the star of Forever Amber,
Sitting Pretty, The Twilight Zone, and of course,
Alice in Wonderland.
It is a book that cannot be described. You have
to read it. But as Mr. Haydn himself explains on
page 3, "I am determined to spare no pains to ensure
that the entries in this journal be both permanently
and universally interesting."
You shall enjoy.