Lube Job

The only thing bigger than Riggs' attitude is his tool... And only one of those problems can be solved with more lube...
There's no tragic backstory or closet stuffed full of skeletons from relationships' past. I've just never been very good at the "very special episode" sh*t. If you're looking for a shoulder to cry on, may I suggest a therapist?
Casual fun with my emotionally stunted, overgrown frat boy roommate slash co-worker should be perfect, right? Shep seems to be just as allergic to commitment as I am to emotions, but that doesn't mean we don't need our stroker rods serviced, if you catch my drift.
Now if he'll just stop looking at me with those dopey puppy dog eyes while I'm elbow deep in a diesel engine, and making my stomach flip with that smile of his, that would be great...