Massive Lesbian Zebra Orgy

The most abhorrent, distasteful and embarrassing
collection of balladry EVER to come to press:
an odious, weird and hilarious smörgåsbord
of filthy, bizarre and puerile versification
for the easily offended, packed with rhythmic
vulgarities, immature profanity, salacious
rhymes and toilet based ejaculations.

Rude poems, then.