Midlife Baby

"If you don't come willingly, I'll be forced to throw you over my shoulder and strap you in. Either way is fine by me, sweetheart."That's what the arrogant jerk said to me! The angel on my shoulder: As if we're going anywhere with this too-handsome know-it-all.
The devil on my shoulder: Maybe we should put his threat to the test? Just out of curiosity of course...