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Moms and Dads Lie without any shame. About Going to the gym. Or when they cheat at board games. Mom lies to dad when she tells him that she's fine. Or pretends to want salad when she really wants fries. They say that they're sick so they can skip out on work. Mom also lied when she said she didn't know how to twerk. Some people lie about their own height and weight. Others will lie about what they just ate. They pretend to have money. When they're drowning in debt. They say "I'm not drunk". They say "I'm not stressed". Busy-busy-busy is always 3 lies. People lie by wearing fake merchandise. People will lie when they go out on first dates. About body counts. The Magic number is eight. People lie when they say "I'm On My Way". Some people lie when they say they aren't gay. When people hate their job they make up occupations. Some tell stories about fake educations. Some people pretend that they're seeing somebody. While others who are married DM everybody. It's a lie when someone says "I don't want a gift". People pretend to be happy when their marriage is on a cliff. Even though you're a kid it's important to know. Everyone Lies and Everyone Knows.