Nailing the Alien

My short-term construction job with agrumpy orc boss just got complicated.

Desperate to escape the clutches of the alien lizard mafia, I accept a spur-of-the-moment job offer on a distant planet. A monstrous, grumpy alien orc is building a new home in a distant colony, and he's looking for an assistant.

He needs me to hold his hammer. I get it. It's a big hammer.

He's a lonely barbarian brute with a gruff exterior, but I soon learn that inside he's hiding a squishy center. When he unexpectedly enters his mating frenzy, there's no one around to handle the job . . . except me. He gives me two options-return home or stay and help him with a whole different kind of nailing . . .