Never EVER Race a Reindeer

As Christmas draws near, reindeer have some fun in store:
You get out of the bin and run again,
You won't be beaten that easy.
But Donner puts eggnog in your water,
And now you're feeling queasy!
Follow the journey in this brand new Never Ever book, created by the bestselling author of the How to Catch series, Adam Wallace, and the creator of the Ninja Life Hacks series, Mary Nhin.
Also in the Never Ever Series:
Never Ever Marry a Mermaid
Never Ever Upset a Unicorn
Never Ever Lick a Llama
Never Ever Massage a Moose
Never Ever Dance with a Crocodile
¿¿¿¿¿¿¿Never Ever Race a Reindeer
Collect them all!