Poems 31

Yolanda, the Goose "is Cooked"How did we get....so damn drunk "tail-gating"?!!- before the (football) game even started?!!You hear that?!!
They're over there! - Christmas caroling!!............"Seven crackheads-a-cracking""Six ducks-a-ducking""FIVE CHEAP EARRINGS!!"..............How 'bout "Four earplugs-a-plugging"I'm not listening to them (anymore)!......I'm here to get my party-on!!
I think I'll jump into this hot-tub!This is a hot-tub? Right?!!Well!! It's like a hot-tub?!!The manufacturer somehow labeledthis apparatus - as a Turkey Fryer Vat!.......But you're still welcome! to use it!!
What is? The first day of thetwelve days of Christmas?
"On the first day of Christmas -my true love gave to me!""One Goose-a-Cooking"
I know, that's right!!