Psychological Potluck

What do talking cows, tornadoes, and alligators have in common? They're all frequent visitors to my subconscious night life!
I'm Kathy Wile, and for as long as I can remember, I've had vivid, detailed, usually outrageous, sometimes terrifying, often humorous dreams.
To answer the questions I usually receive upon describing one of my dreams, no, I'm not on drugs; I didn't eat anything before bed; and I didn't accidentally consume the wrong mushroom. I just have an imagination that is as active at night as it is during the day, while I'm writing fiction on purpose.
Several friends have urged me to compile my dreams into a book, promising that they'd love to read it. Well, friends, here is your chance! I hope you were serious.
If you enjoy the strange ramblings of the subconscious mind, then this book is for you. If not, then move along. There's no story here; just a collection of things that will make you say, "What on earth?!"